"Bottle on the left, hammer on the right, cheetah on the waist, bear head on the chest, if someone stands in the way, kill someone, if someone stands in the way of the Buddha, kill the Buddha!"

"Tsk, Druid is really shameless. Let me add a few words to you: Left bottle, right hammer, cheetah on the waist, bear head on the chest, if you block people, you will be killed, if you block the Buddha, you will be killed by Buddha!

"

"...?!?! You damn death knight! How dare you slander me, the Archdruid!"

"It's unnecessary to add 'death' in front of it~~Tch, I'm afraid you won't succeed? It's better than being with that warlock, right?"

"...That's true. A warlock who takes the initiative to corrupt is even more disgusting than a death knight."

"You! These! Bitch!"

"Looking for a fight?"

Levi discovered that when there was only one elf in the house, his life was threatened. When there were two elves in the house, the two elves kept each other in check. When there were three elves in the house...it seemed that his life was getting better. Because, they

The three are extremely hostile to each other, and only when they despise the third person together can the two have a common language.

The reason why three monks had no water to eat.

At this moment, the combination of three elves + one succubus, put on a more suitable transformation suit under the cover of night, quietly went out with him, in order to find clues about the warlock's magic pets.

It is impossible for such a big fantasy creature to leave no trace in such a densely populated city, as if it were in a deserted land. Levi has taken root, sprouted, and grown up in this place since he was a child. The five black types also have their own small circle

, after a few phone calls, I immediately asked about different things.

It’s WeChat, shake it.

Several elven girls in Azeroth were dumbfounded at that time. They all exclaimed: Human communication is really invincible.

Li Wei smiled and said nothing.

Then several elves were thinking: Conquering the earth is still a bit difficult.

Li Wei was embarrassed and said nothing.

"I said you should also pay attention to the impact, okay? It's late at night, how about you calm down?" On the night road in the community, four women who transformed into humans were led forward by Li Wei. However, they were not idle at all.

With.

"——People with a guilty conscience are more likely to be caught. When I transformed into the clothes of a Grand Inquisitor, I went straight to Orgrimmar, and no greenskin (orc) stopped me."

De Fengyu smiled slightly, and the tall imperial sister seemed like the reincarnation of the female Zhuge and the reincarnation of the female Bond: "Since then, I have never restrained myself from messy places."

"Chaotic!... I'm not afraid that your identities will be exposed. Now you are just a group of ordinary beauties who want to go to the disco. Don't stick to my tail! I'm just describing your appearance based on the facts." The thing that cannot be praised the most is that

The original person who crossed the Morning Star? The death knight. She must have been suppressed for too long. If someone complimented her, she would definitely not know what was going on: "It's just late at night, can you please consider everyone's feelings?... Still

Yes, what does your illusion mean?"

"Haha, the so-called transformation, the first one is to transform the appearance, which can be done in minutes with the Orb of Deceit." Valando Xuemu explained: "Azeroth's latest magic + void technology achievement is the transformation costume——

What a considerate and user-friendly design. In order not to reveal your occupation or equipment, you transform your equipment into ordinary clothes~~"

"Really? That's really awesome - but let me ask you a question, is that just an ordinary outfit you're wearing?"

"Of course not, this is the skeleton suit that won the Grand Prize of the Warlock Association and the Evil Warlock Foundation - in view of the fact that if you wear it in the middle of the night, you may be invited by a group of armed police uncles to drink tea and eat peanuts the next day, so I transformed into an ordinary suit.

Navel-baring outfit. How about it? Is it sexy?"

"Oh, okay, you should respect yourself." Levi didn't intend to go into details. He sighed and said, "I just heard from people nearby that there was a bar nearby, and a few crazy guys suddenly appeared.

The people all have very unique looks. There is one who is almost as fat as a ball, and his face is extremely blue. He suspects that he is coming from a blue-blooded person. There is one who is about two and a half meters tall, and he is powerful and domineering. There is also a woman next to him, about the height of

It is also nearly two meters away. A dwarf is about 50 centimeters tall. He always likes to lead a dog that is bigger than him in and out of bars. You don’t need to worry about these. What you need to pay attention to is: at the door of this bar, there is

This thing is used as a road sign."

With that said, Levi handed over his fake mobile phone, and the four little heads came together.

The picture on the mobile phone shows that there is a lot of traffic in front of a large disco. And in the square, an ultimate hellfire is burning with green light, majestic and domineering... for tourists to visit, take pictures and take pictures.

Then, the oxygen content around the copycat machine suddenly dropped.

"This! - Is this hellfire crazy? He actually stands in front of the bar and acts as a doorman in such a grand manner?!" dk Chenxing looked shocked: "Isn't he afraid of being sliced ​​and studied?"

"How to slice the stone? - However, I usually feel that this guy is not mentally normal. Now... when there is really a problem, it is really scary." Valando Xuemu shook his head and sighed: "Is it because I used him?

The act of being a clothes hanger allowed him to find the pleasure of hanging and playing?"

"Well, it's possible - then, are you distressed?" Arch Druid asked solemnly.

"What are you feeling distressed about?"

"These familiars of yours."

"I welcome those who are willing to come back, and I send you farewell to those who are not willing to come back." The warlock was very free and easy, swiping her little hand on her neck with an evil expression... Well, she is the evil warlock.

"Then, our first task is to kill the troublemakers before they cause trouble! We must not give them any chance. Is there any problem?" the archdruid quickly made a decision.

"It's a small matter of two swords." Finally, the violent aura returned to the blood elf woman in the abandoned house.

It seems that no matter how useless she is at ordinary times, at critical moments, she is the heroine of Azeroth.

...It’s just that this change is a bit big.

This, maybe, is the reality? The daily life of the female elves in Azeroth.

"It's just... Levi, if you don't want to come with us, we won't force you." Suddenly, the death knight said to him in a demure and indifferent tone that Levi had never heard before: "After all, what's next is

Battle for Azeroth."

"Sigh... Ever since I got together with you, I have never thought about living a happy life - I am an earthling, an ordinary person, but... I still have some self-esteem." Putting away his mobile phone, Levi also said calmly.

Said: "Your adaptability is not strong enough to enter the disco, right? Come on, let's go, I will take you there. Well, I will go as soon as my thighs stop shaking."

"...You seem very excited. Are your thighs really trembling?"

"Eh? Taking four beauties to a disco or something, I won't get excited just because I'm showing off my strong heart."

"Bottle on the left, hammer on the right, cheetah on the waist, bear head on the chest, if someone stands in the way, kill someone, if someone stands in the way of the Buddha, kill the Buddha!"

"Tsk, Druid is really shameless. Let me add a few words to you: Left bottle, right hammer, cheetah on the waist, bear head on the chest, if you block people, you will be killed, if you block the Buddha, you will be killed by Buddha!

"

"...?!?! You damn death knight! How dare you slander me, the Archdruid!"

"It's unnecessary to add 'death' in front of it~~Tch, I'm afraid you won't succeed? It's better than being with that warlock, right?"

"...That's true. A warlock who takes the initiative to corrupt is even more disgusting than a death knight."

"You! These! Bitch!"

"Looking for a fight?"

Levi discovered that when there was only one elf in the house, his life was threatened. When there were two elves in the house, the two elves kept each other in check. When there were three elves in the house...it seemed that his life was getting better. Because, they

The three are extremely hostile to each other, and only when they despise the third person together can the two have a common language.

The reason why three monks had no water to eat.

At this moment, the combination of three elves + one succubus, put on a more suitable transformation suit under the cover of night, quietly went out with him, in order to find clues about the warlock's magic pets.

It is impossible for such a big fantasy creature to leave no trace in such a densely populated city, as if it were in a deserted land. Levi has taken root, sprouted, and grown up in this place since he was a child. The five black types also have their own small circle

, after a few phone calls, I immediately asked about different things.

It’s WeChat, shake it.

Several elven girls in Azeroth were dumbfounded at that time. They all exclaimed: Human communication is really invincible.

Li Wei smiled and said nothing.

Then several elves were thinking: Conquering the earth is still a bit difficult.

Li Wei was embarrassed and said nothing.

"I said you should also pay attention to the impact, okay? It's late at night, how about you calm down?" On the night road in the community, four women who transformed into humans were led forward by Li Wei. However, they were not idle at all.

With.

"——People with a guilty conscience are more likely to be caught. When I transformed into the clothes of a Grand Inquisitor, I went straight to Orgrimmar, and no greenskin (orc) stopped me."

De Fengyu smiled slightly, and the tall imperial sister seemed like the reincarnation of the female Zhuge and the reincarnation of the female Bond: "Since then, I have never restrained myself from messy places."

"Chaotic!... I'm not afraid that your identities will be exposed. Now you are just a group of ordinary beauties who want to go to the disco. Don't stick to my tail! I'm just describing your appearance based on the facts." The thing that cannot be praised the most is that

The original person who crossed the Morning Star? The death knight. She must have been suppressed for too long. If someone complimented her, she would definitely not know what was going on: "It's just late at night, can you please consider everyone's feelings?... Still

Yes, what does your illusion mean?"

"Haha, the so-called transformation, the first one is to transform the appearance, which can be done in minutes with the Orb of Deceit." Valando Xuemu explained: "Azeroth's latest magic + void technology achievement is the transformation costume——

What a considerate and user-friendly design. In order not to reveal your occupation or equipment, you transform your equipment into ordinary clothes~~"

"Really? That's really awesome - but let me ask you a question, is that just an ordinary outfit you're wearing?"

"Of course not, this is the skeleton suit that won the Grand Prize of the Warlock Association and the Evil Warlock Foundation - in view of the fact that if you wear it in the middle of the night, you may be invited by a group of armed police uncles to drink tea and eat peanuts the next day, so I transformed into an ordinary suit.

Navel-baring outfit. How about it? Is it sexy?"

"Oh, okay, you should respect yourself." Levi didn't intend to go into details. He sighed and said, "I just heard from people nearby that there was a bar nearby, and a few crazy guys suddenly appeared.
To be continued...