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38. Chapter 38: The Morning of the Monk

Pandas are about 1.65 meters tall and look very honest and honest. They like to smile and have a good temper. They are good at listening and adjusting the atmosphere. In fact, as long as the pandas are around, they are enough to mediate between humans.

The atmosphere in the middle is gone.

It's strange to say that far away in Northrend (the Arctic), the distant relatives of the pandaren [furbolgs] are the fate of being slaughtered by one dragon. And the pandaren are treated as honored guests no matter where they go. This is

I have to say: appearance determines destiny.

Well, no matter what, Lao Zhao does look very cute, chubby and chubby, and I really can’t bear to see him turn into a human.

"Hmm... turning into a human? I'm not used to it." After taking Li Wei's [Deception Orb], Old Zhao stared at the blushing orb for a long time, then clicked his mouth twice: "Ours

The aesthetic point of view is different. After all, it feels weird to become a race without any fat on the belly."

"This..." Go ahead! It turns out that the type of panda people they like are all chubby.

Well, it seems that they are not sensitive to the blood elves and night elves, right?

"However, I won't make things difficult for you, brother Li - you have already accepted a meal and a place - but the one who gives you no face is a bad person." Old Zhao clasped his hands together again and bowed at the dining table: "This

How do you use this thing?”

"Er... mental manipulation, it is said to be..."

"That's much easier - I'll give it a try."

As he spoke, the Pandaren shook his figure, and in a burst of mist, a human figure flashed past.

The mist dissipated, and Levi's eyes almost fell out of their sockets.

The original height of 1.65 meters suddenly increased to 185, and I don’t know how to compensate for the 20 centimeters in the middle. The fat figure has changed the iconic muscles. The black training clothes on the body are worn sanctimoniously.

On his body, you can vaguely see his tall figure. As for his appearance, he is about thirty-five or sixty-six years old, with a heroic look on his face, sword-shaped eyebrows and tiger eyes, and a beard (panda black hair?) - I guess it would have been like that back then.

The director saw that the actors playing the roles of Xiao Feng and Xiao Ma were not those two.

this……

There are so many flaws that I don’t even know where to start.

"Eh??!! Where is the original panda? Why do you want to become a human when you have nothing to do?" Sister An Ye was very direct. She seemed not to have heard the conversation between Li Wei and Lao Zhao just now. In other words, she didn't want to hear it at all.

As an archdruid, she can transform into a bear form. (In fact, even if she doesn't transform into a bear form, a slap in the face is enough to knock out the death knight known as steel and iron bones.) But for some reason, she seems to

He has a paranoid interest in pandas.

"I am Lao Zhao - human... Oh, Miss An Ye, is there any problem?"

His voice changed and became more magnetic. However, Lao Zhao touched his belly again, sighed, and said: "The hair has become less, and the color has also changed to black. Even the belly

There’s not even a few ounces of meat left. What a tragedy..."

Li Wei thought it was quite tragic.

Where did this... middle-aged handsome guy come from? Isn't he obviously stealing the show from me?

"Since we think it's a tragedy, why don't we just change back to our original appearance at home? Let's talk about it when we go out -" Feng Yu sighed, as if his interest in the pandas had completely disappeared due to the transformation.

...Well, Fengyu, your shortcomings are also very serious, especially those of being an archdruid (bear) and a woman.

Suddenly, Lao Zhao returned to his Pandaren appearance.

"Huh... I feel much better - it's really, the contrast is so unaccustomed to me." He said something that everyone was thinking together.

There was no word for the whole night, except for Lao Zhao's snoring that seemed a little...

Hey, hey, hey, panda, what if you give him some privileges? He's a national treasure.

However, it seems that Li Wei's home is not suitable for more people to live in. Originally, there was a shortage of rooms, and it has even reached the point where the Alliance and the Horde share a room, with battle flags hanging on opposite doors. Now, Lao Zhao and Li Wei sleep in the same room.

It's pretty good.

Sleeping in the same room as a panda...the snoring is so loud...

Ahem, cough, cough, everyone said it is a national treasure.

Early the next morning, Levi slept soundly after having a drink last night. When he woke up, it was theoretically time to go for a morning walk with the Archdruid.

However, Lao Zhao, who thought he would definitely sleep very late after blowing six or seven bottles of 52 and 62 degrees yesterday, seemed to be very energetic. He also woke up early in the morning.

"This...Old Zhao, you got up early enough."

"I can't help it. I want to get up at dawn and can't fall asleep." The panda shook his head and asked, "Is there anything like a toothbrush in your world?"

"...Yes, I happened to buy a few more sets before."

"I like to practice martial arts when I get up in the morning - oh, I see you are in good shape, would you like to practice with me?"

"...How do you see that I have a good body?" Levi was embarrassed. Usually he would dare to brag about himself. But the problem is...the person opposite is a monk, and his family is an evil warlock, a death knight, and what's more.

The other one also has a great druid. Such an awesome combination of 13, but you think I have a good body?

"The Gengu is the best I have ever seen, or the weirdest - let's go, let's practice our skills? Is there a small forest near you?"

"...There isn't one nearby. The nearest so-called [small mountain forest] is dozens of kilometers away. There is one in the park. Can I take you to see it?"

"It'll be easier if you have a place." The panda scratched his head in embarrassment and patted his big belly with the other hand: "Speaking of which, I was just drinking wine yesterday. I seemed to have traveled to a different world. Um, here.

How about I introduce it again? - I will definitely not drink alcohol this time."

You can be considered a weird time-traveler, right? You only discovered the difference from the original world after traveling for a day?

"No problem, Lao Zhao - how about I take you around today? Well, it looks like your place is similar to my place. There are training clothes, monks, and even some liquor... I doubt it

Is your cultural system similar to mine?"
Chapter completed!
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