"When we were high elves, our moral values ​​were carpe diem. Of course, don't think of us too dissolutely. At most, we just like banquets, banquets and banquets. Now, we are blood elves now, don't

Tell me what you humans are doing - anyway, it’s only for today."

"The night elves said there was no pressure. We served a queen back then. Of course, Azshara is definitely not a good leader, and her interpersonal relationships are also very chaotic... Ahem, in short, we have to survive after all.

Creatures that have been around for ten thousand or a hundred thousand years, of course have different moral values ​​from you humans. Come on, come on, we have known each other for six months, it’s not a big deal to pretend to be lovers once. It’s just pretending--"

"Hahaha - that's right, just pretending."

Whether it's Azeroth or Earth, this kind of tacit self-deception is surprisingly similar.

Levi suddenly had that illusion again - has his time really come?

Maybe, but there seems to be some problems on the surface.

The two elves gave up their little hobbies, stopped being housewives, and stopped being housewives. Could it be that they finally realized that they were actually noble elves?

...It seems that they accepted the idea of ​​equality on earth faster than Li Wei. They are arrogant and extraordinary, which is really rare in daily life. Recently, Li Wei even felt that they have really become accustomed to life on earth.

Already?

"Invasion, invasion, invasion, invasion, invasion, night blood elves!"

Unfortunately, what is supposed to come will eventually come.

After hearing that Levi was going to attend a military wedding gathering, the two elves started to get ready to make a move.

It seems that during the first time he traveled, Levi carried out a large-scale brainwashing of the two elves from the high martial arts plane. The two elves were indeed frightened at first. Atomic bombs were flying all over the sky. The most loving one

As expected of the earth, the pursuit of death is absolutely superb. The former high elves have said that when it comes to seeking death, even those who have summoned the Burning Legion are ashamed...

Because of these words, Li Wei had a fight with Morning Star. Of course, he lost at first.

However... it may be because the scare was too harsh at the beginning of the time travel, and... the people on earth are indeed very talented in death-seeking skills, and they dare to use any method of death-seeking on their own race, and...

They are not afraid of the end of the world at all and go to work early. Therefore, the two are actually serving in their respective armies. They have always been world-renowned heroines (Author's Note: Planet Azeroth). Of course, they will not miss the opportunity to find out the truth.

.

The two elves thought that they had not seen a single gun since they had been on Earth for six months. Shouldn't they go and see the real thing?

Relatively speaking, pandas are much cuter.

People don't even need Li Wei to scare them, so they can live peacefully and happily on the earth. It's just that... there hasn't been a female panda for three months, and Li Wei has no interest in the appearance of humanoid creatures.

I don’t know how he solved the problem. Ahem... I’m going too far.

All in all, before Levi entered the venue, he made a three-part agreement with the two elves.

"First, no trouble is allowed."

The two elves nodded frequently.

"Second, if you can pretend to be stupid, then pretend to be stupid. Just act like you've just come from Azeroth. If you can speak Querathian, don't use Earthly."

The two elves nodded frequently.

"Third...well, forget it, there's nothing more to say. Just eat your dinner and we won't make it tonight."

The two elves nodded wildly.

He said it nicely, but when he entered the restaurant, the two elves disappeared instantly.

"I, these two stinky bitches, Ci'ao, will really give me eye drops. Where did they go?" He cursed, holding the wine glass, and scanned the whole place, hoping to find traces of the two elves.

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However, this is easier said than done?

One is an archdruid, an expert in stealth.

One is a death knight. You don’t have to pretend to be dead. You are already dead!

The most important thing is that both of them are elves. Back in Azeroth, even the forest trolls were so embarrassed that they could not detect the high elf rangers at close range! To put it simply - passerby halo~

"Take these two stinky elves, why don't you use such a powerful skill halo when you go to the streets with me?" After pouring another glass, Levi continued to mutter. He was very unhappy - because, the reason why he let the two

The elf came with me with a great degree of show-off mentality.

That’s right, showing psychology!

I, Li Wei, also have today! - Did you see it? I also have today! Two beauties, hahahaha -

"Oh...it's so empty." After pouring another glass, Levi looked up to the sky, sighed, and tilted his face to the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle. Unfortunately, now he couldn't even choke out a drop of wine tears - to say the least.

After this person really knew how to drink, he was also very lonely: "In the end, I still couldn't show off... Alas, two elves came to the house. I didn't dare to go out for more than half a year, and I didn't dare to go out too ostentatiously. I was just afraid that something would happen - today

After finally getting drunk on alcohol, I was willing to take the risk of being sliced ​​and studied to show off, and the two took the initiative to cooperate. Unexpectedly... Oh! I won't give you a penny of pocket money this month, you flat-chested star.

. And that big druid, I won’t give you anything I promised to buy you! - I’m going to beat the butts of you two stinky girls to death! - Alas, Valando Xuemu doesn’t know about it lately.

Why are you going? I haven't seen anyone for three or four days. I hope there won't be any trouble..."

If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. There are many people who are drunk and drunk without being drunk at all.

"Eh? I said... Levi, when did you, such a fool, become so good at drinking?"

At the same table, there are six or seven of Li Wei's classmates. Over the years, these are the only ones who have been able to get in touch with each other. There are men and women, and some even bring their wives (or husbands) to join them for dinner.

dog man and woman.

Bah, bah, bah, I don’t envy you.

One of them picked up the almost empty wine bottle and asked Li Wei in surprise: "Don't pretend if you can't drink - this is all in one bottle, why..."

"This..." After clicking his lips twice, Levi realized that the people at this table were pouring their own drinks. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Isn't it only forty-two degrees? It's not high.

,It’s okay to drink more——”

"No problem? - Hahahaha, the child is not yours, why are you so excited?"

"Tch, do you care? Besides, the child is not yours. Why did you bring your wife here?"

"I have a wife and I'm proud of it. If you have the guts, why don't you show me one? What? You've been a professional virgin all these years? - When will you become a full-time wife?"

"Me! -" Li Wei felt strong and kept drawing small circles in his mind to curse the two elves. But then he thought again - they are not his people after all, why is he so angry here?

"Tch, do you want the person next to you?" Without him, Levi could only joke now to cover up this problem. He laughed loudly, and taking advantage of the atmosphere of the banquet, he did not hesitate to make serious jokes: "Yes.

Why don't you lend me your wife? I always keep my name when doing good things, and I promise to exchange it with you in ten months with interest!"

"The eternal sun guides us - I can't pretend I didn't hear what I just said, Levi."

Suddenly, the voice of Morning Star came from beside Li Wei strangely. It seemed that the figure flickered, and the former Ranger General appeared next to him like a ghost. And he really looked like a ghost, which startled Li Wei.

This...this kind of generous and sunny girl appearance...could this be the true appearance of Shyvana Morningstar when she was in Azeroth? However, Morningstar is now pretending to be happy and holding Li's arm.

Wei's wrist looked very affectionate, and he smiled and greeted his group of friends.

"bal'nore (Hello, traveler) anar'alahbelore (in the name of daylight), sinua'manore (nice to meet you) - na'diel? (I wonder if your life is happy?)"

this……
Chapter completed!