5. Chapter 5 5 Occupy the Earth
occupied.
All living things, as long as they have evolved to a certain level, have a sense of territory. Even a tiny ant knows that there is an area of influence for the activities of an ant nest. Even a dog knows how to prove the value of its existence by taking a dip in it - even if it is alive.
Elves who have lived for thousands of years, no matter how they claim to be otherworldly, cannot change that they are just ordinary creatures in the mortal world.
Levi is just a mortal, but he seems to be a little more otherworldly - he is too lazy to care about the battle that takes place in his own home.
Absolutely not cowardice and compromise, absolutely not!
"Stupid tribal pig, this house is now the territory of the alliance -"
"Ah?! Cunning Alliance dog! Then, that house is the territory of the tribe!"
"What?! You are so greedy - but it doesn't matter, I declare that starting from my house and ending at the end of the sea, it is the territory of the alliance! -"
"Eh?! You are the greedy old witch! - I declare that starting from my house and ending at the sea, they are all tribal territory! -"
well……
Levi, a grown man, returned home carrying two large plastic bags of food and ingredients.
Sure enough, the house was already as noisy as a hot kiln.
Although he knew that the fighting power of the two girls was absolutely comparable to that of Soaring into the Sky, he also said very calmly: There seems to be some mysterious power that allows the three of them to share their lives with each other - they can't fight... at least it won't happen.
Bloody conflicts are easy to handle.
It would be great if everything was like this. There would be no disputes in the world. People would be treated with kindness and joyful songs everywhere...
"Ah! - You stinky bitch, how dare you cross the boundary we just established! - Sure enough, the evil Sin'dorei are not convincing at all! Let the war begin! I am going to tear up the armistice agreement,
Are you afraid?"
Changed from the elegant and generous behavior in front of Li Wei just now, the night elf as the royal sister did not seem to be aware of it at all. Standing in the territory that seemed to be her own, she waved the staff in her hand towards Sin'dorei opposite.
She was only wearing a black riveted leather armor inlaid with gold threads, and it was the kind of leather armor that was extremely close-fitting. It perfectly summarized the body of a perfect model figure, and also outlined a provocative curve - seductive
People commit crimes.
"I'm afraid that you are your sister-in-law! Old and ugly Kaldorei, if you want to fight me, why are you afraid of you? I tore up the armistice agreement just after the truce. This is the usual style of the kaldorei! For ten thousand years, you have
Do you think we don’t know? We have crossed the endless sea and the maelstrom many times, and come to the Eastern Kingdom to arrest people! Humph, I hate you, come here if you have the guts!”
The armor on his body was rattling, and the giant sword in his hand was waving back and forth demonstratively. The few exposed parts of his skin showed that this blood elf indeed has the capital to tempt criminals. Not only that.
Her appearance, and her petite but exquisite and sweet body.
but……
No matter how attractive this royal sister and this girl are.
That's all.
Levi just saw that no one at home was paying attention to him, so he ran to the small supermarket downstairs to buy some emergency food that was not on sale. When he returned home, he saw this scene in front of him:
Two perfect elves are working hard to refresh their lower limit as advanced intelligent creatures, struggling to throw all their integrity to the ground. It seems that they are afraid that they will lose less integrity than the other party and will be looked down upon.
of.
Anyway, Li Wei believes that the human beings on his earth have been practicing moral integrity in their territory for thousands of years, and that's it.
Oh! Now that I think about it, why did the scene just now look so familiar - wasn't it the same time in elementary school when two classmates at the same table had to divide the size of the table?
...What are you talking about? Today's primary school students go to class crazy with love? ...And even international powers are doing this by dividing the boundaries? Are they the same as primary school students?
Well, it seems that the truth suddenly became clear. A big country is not as good as a primary school student... Then just pretend that I didn't say it.
"Okay, okay, stop fighting... No fighting! No fighting! No gold carat for fighting!" Li Wei loudly scolded the two tough warrior girls present (oh? Isn't the translation of x text [War Otome]
?).
"What is Jinkara?" It seemed that he realized that there was still a breathless one at home.
Turning their heads, the two girls looked at Li Wei who was carrying large and small packages, staring at his... hands with dog eyes.
"The name of the noodles you just ate." A new type of instant noodles is called Jinkara. It is said to be a rare and nutritious instant noodles, and has been sought after by all otakus recently.
"Humph, you..."
"Alas..." Levi suddenly put down the bag in his hand, and with a look of compassion on his face, he walked up to the two girls and said, "You have come to a new world, can't you abandon your prejudices..."
"It's her fault! -" The only thing the two girls have in common is that they maintain a high degree of consistency when they make love to each other (a kind of onomatopoeia that expresses super conflict between words and body).
"I, Ciao, don't give up, right? - If we want to die together, you still...forget it, they are two people who will not die for tens of millions of years anyway, what else is there to say." With that, Levi took something from his pocket.
I took it out...
A large bag of takeaway cooked food and various snacks.
"This kind of packaging plastic, tear it open - yes, that's it, most of it can be eaten directly - the blood elves over there, only yours will heat up quickly and need to wait for a while. Hey, hey, hey, I just started to say, you guys
Can you be polite? Especially that blood elf, please don't want to talk while eating?"
"You...you have nothing to do with it -" I don't know how long this big girl hasn't eaten. She seems to be a bit of a refugee. Or she is very poor - Levi can tell from her few words that she
It seems that I am very hungry and I haven't eaten anything good for a long time. Moreover, it seems that there is nothing delicious in the other world.
"Ah... In this world, in this world, are all the talent points used for eating and fighting? It's so delicious, so delicious..." The hatred value disappeared completely in an instant, and the blood elves were no longer at odds with the dark night in front of them.
The elf got tired, but almost lay on the ground and exerted all his strength...
eat.
Like a hungry ghost, my feelings just haven't had enough to eat at all.
"I said... is there a shortage of food in your world?" It seemed that he finally couldn't stand it any longer. Levi quietly came to the night elves and asked: "Or, you elves live a long life and don't have enough food.
Just a lot?”
I don't have a big family and a big business, so I can't afford to be treated like this by these two foodies.
"No, she is special." The night elf pondered for a moment, then said with a wry smile: "She is a victim, but also an unconscious perpetrator. In our world, the planet has been invaded by a terrifying alien army. She is heroic and shameless.
She fearfully resisted the minions of the invaders and defended her homeland and Azeroth. Unfortunately, she failed. And became an undead. Although she later gained freedom of will and action,
Her body was still in a state of death: she had to endure hunger and thirst forever, never being satisfied, but she had to suppress this thirst for flesh and blood, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous - in this way, she endured it for a long time. Although not
I know why time travel gave her physical relief, but it was really a relief for her... Naturally, she would eat more. Oh, don't be so stingy. It seems that these things are very important in your world.
Is it common?”
While talking, Fengyu quietly took away a bag of potato chips while Morning Star wasn't paying attention, tore open the package and took a bite: "Hmm...it tastes good. I've never tasted this kind of spice. It's very exciting and...
It's delicious. It's hard to eat this kind of thing in Azeroth. We...hey, what...are we eating?"
As he said this, Feng Yu looked a little sad.
"Oh? - What do you want to eat? Can you tell me?"
"Well... the best meal is beer-roasted crocodile meat, which can be served at any important royal banquet. We usually... use local ingredients."
"We also use local materials. Let's talk about the difference."
"...We are in the forest - in my hometown, you can eat crispy spider legs. In the foodie's hometown over there, you can also find spiders larger than one meter, and then eat them with your eyes closed. The taste is not as good as
this……"
"Hiss! - That's awesome." Levi looked at the two girls opposite him pitifully, and sighed: "I get chills all over just thinking about that stuff. I really don't know how you can eat it."
"When camping in the wild and there is no food, you will die if you don't eat! What do you think?" Feng Yu glanced at Levi angrily.
Levi believes that everyone in their world is a master of wilderness survival.
"Ah..." He opened his mouth, wanting to say something. But he thought of the one-meter-long, hairy spider that was directly off-putting... Levi swallowed hard: "Thank you for your hard work.
…Also, how long will she eat?”
"Till you die, right? - If that's really the case, that would be great." She hummed, and an evil smile flashed across the corner of Sister Yu's lips for a moment: "I've been paying attention since the beginning. It seems that she is hungry.
My feelings are not connected with mine, which means that she won’t let me die even if she holds her to death - then, let her hold her to death. It also saves me a lot of worry - "
Tsk…
"However, I'm really curious about your world. It's not just the military aspect - I haven't told you yet, right? In fact, I am the honorary vice president of the Kaldorei Endangered Wildlife Conservation Society - is there anything in your world?
What endangered animals? Tell me, one of my tasks in 'Outland' is to investigate endangered animals and protect them."
"That's what you have to do." Levi was very curious - of course, the person who was eating and stuffing on the living room floor was already in the background. It seemed that he couldn't control it for the time being, and he didn't dare to.
After all, it's unwise to compete with wild cats for food.
Inviting the tall beauty who was taller than him to sit on the sofa, Levi thought for a long time and handed her a glass of cold beer - after all, looking at her appearance, it seemed that she was very suitable for communicating in this way.
"I just spent more than an hour briefly summarizing my world. Of course, I will help you return to your own world as soon as possible in the future, and provide you with the greatest assistance in my world." Levi recalled.
News Network tried to speak more grandly: "But, in order for us to get to know each other - can you introduce yourself more? I have no intention of spying on you, but I... to be honest, I am really curious."
"This is no problem. You said that there are only humans in your world, so I am an alien." After tasting the beer, it seemed to be good, at least it was very refreshing. Sister Yu drank it in one gulp.
Jin said: "We people on the planet Azeroth still have this concept. Fortunately, otherwise, your life would not be guaranteed when you just crossed over."
"Hehehe..." Hehehe, your sister!
Chapter completed!