54. Chapter 54: The Three Views of Girls Have Been Destroyed, Please Rest assured
"Okay, okay...can you stop kneeling on the ground?" She really couldn't stand this kind of kneeling. Li Weixin said that when she watched The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, she had never seen such a kneeling posture.
Could it be that my legs are numb after kneeling for a long time?
Well, you need [Easy to Kneel] (a joke that reveals your age, something to protect your knee joints).
"I won't get up if you don't agree -" Tokugawa Aoi looked serious - she's going to be beaten!
"I said you can stop being like this... Okay, okay, I didn't say anything, why are all of them acting like persecution delusions." Levi stretched out his hand, intending to pull the little girl opposite him up: "Really, I think so.
This is the first time in my life that I have seen someone beaten..."
Oh, I told a lie.
Levi has also seen it in many Japanese love action movies.
Yeah, but I can't say that.
"Ugh...that's all the little jokes before the duel - now, let's interview Mr. Levi now. Come on, cameraman -" She is worthy of being a host. When she saw the director worried, she was already
Act on the spot and respond in time - as expected, only those who are skilled in this kind of technology can be appreciated by the leadership, and the director loves: "Nihao - Li Sang~"
The so-called reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, she can't speak a word of Chinese, and she has to pretend to look familiar, it's really not easy for Miss Takizawa Aiki.
"Nihao...cough, hello, I just said a few words and it got lost." Levi coughed a few times quickly. This small mistake made people think that he was not so condescending: "What's the matter?"
"I just saw that you seem to know some Japanese history - it's really rare. Excuse me, who are the Japanese characters you know? -" Takizawa Aiqi approached Levi with a smile. She had discovered from just now that this was an easy deal.
The man is not directly proportional to his skill. But... you can vaguely smell the smell of alcohol from the other party, which is a bit difficult to understand.
You can't blame Takizawa Aiki for asking such a murderous question. Their crew just filmed a program a while ago. It was a program at a Japanese language university in China. There were a group of high school students studying Japanese. Everyone in Japan heard it.
With astonishing enthusiasm, he describes his infinite love for one hundred and eight Japanese Warring States generals.
"Er...can you not say it?" Levi was a little embarrassed: "I don't like people who lie..."
The test of the dragon group?
Can we not mention the dragon group?
"It doesn't matter, let's talk about it." After hearing the translator translate for her, Miss Takizawa wanted to ask this answer even more.
"Hmm...ah. There are quite a few..." Could it be that this seemingly powerless translator is actually a mind reader? Cao Cao fucks Cao Cao (that is, fucks Cao Cao...ahem), it's simply impossible
Oh my god, I let such a beautiful girl ask me such a question. Beast! - If I hadn't been getting along with three elves for a while, I might have given up!
"Then, what about Ran Muto, Ai Iijima, Maria Ozawa, Maria Takaki, Sora Aoi, Ria Sakurai, Hitomi Shiraishi, Yuko Ogura... eh? I haven't finished talking yet." Li
Wei found that the translator only translated two or three names smoothly, but couldn't translate any more. Then, the film crew also looked at Li Wei with very surprised eyes.
"That's all I know..."
"But...Li Sang, you seem to know some celebrities from the Warring States Period in Japan."
"Well, I read the post online. I know Oda Nobuna... Oh, by the way, is Uesugi Kenshin over there a boy or girl?"
"...Hahaha, you really know how to joke. It seems that cultural exchanges between the two countries have to start from history." Looking at Li Wei Zhen's expression of incomprehension, he thought about his own domestic texts and "art"
System. 1.8% of the world’s population creates 75% of a?v——
This is a bit embarrassing.
Should this section be cut off? - I looked back at my director, and to my surprise, the director waved his hand excitedly, signaling to continue filming.
Yes, the reason why my program group is successful is that there are always new and interesting things...
"That's right, starting from history -" starting from modern history.
"What do the people around you think of us?" Quickly change the subject. Going on to talk about it is a sensitive issue. All Japanese with conscience know what is going on. Miss Takizawa's father is Canadian, can you know?
?——She said quickly.
"Well... By the way, speaking of which, there is an anime geek next to me." Levi suddenly remembered that there was a blood elf beside him: "He talks a few words all day long..."
"What? Tell me?"
"I've always said that I want... to kill the person who was the initiator of the massacre. Anno, Gen Urobuchi..."
"..." Taking a deep breath, Miss Takizawa felt that the other party was looking for trouble? Which pot should be raised? - "I just heard that you still have a master, right?"
"How new is it? - I don't have a master to learn these kung fu?"
"Well, I heard that there are many schools in China. Who is your master?"
"Well... I told you that he is a monk and brewmaster, and his surname is Zhao..." Huh? What's Lao Zhao's name? Is it really Stormstout? No... That's the last name of a panda, followed by a surname.
It has a name and a word.
"We just heard... [Drunkard]? The kind of person who becomes very powerful after drinking?"
"Well... almost."
""Drunken Master"?!" Ms. Longze finally asked a question that she could have a hand in. She immediately put on a shaky pose and said: "Jackie Chan's movie, I know it!"
"Er..." I'm not embarrassed: "It's not the same..."
"Why is it different?"
"My master..." said the pandaren...: "Hey, everything else is easy to handle. All in all, compared to my master..."
Suddenly, Li Wei glanced sideways, looking at the rising figure, he felt "youthful" in an instant, didn't he?
"Compared to my master, I'm like a newborn panda cub meeting a real Kung Fu Panda - I can't even compare to him."
"Hey, isn't Li Sang too modest?" After hearing what the translator said, Miss Takizawa looked back at the disbelief expressions of the knowledgeable people on her side.
Just kidding - although we just didn't see clearly how much effort you used to repel Xiaokui, this move was enough for people in Japan and South Korea who like to delve into classical culture to teach him like an ancestor.
Japan and South Korea have always liked to hire accomplished civilians from all walks of life and from China to their own countries. Of course, they must be outstanding. The salary is really high, and it is not limited to the cultural circle, but also from hundreds of industrial and agricultural experts.
There are all of them. In fact, wherever Yuan Xiping is thrown, he must be a great immortal figure. The basic truth is the same. It's just that Japan and South Korea are more obsessed with Chinese culture, so they plagiarize more powerfully.
Immediately, Takizawa also smiled and joked: "According to what you said, your master has really become an immortal?"
"Ugh... I always thought he was famous for being unable to drink to death... Ahem, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, pinch, must pinch!" Levi quickly waved his hand at the camera, sweat dripping down his face.
: "Ah, aren't you talking about competition and testing again? - Hurry up, hurry up, it's not over yet, don't do the interview."
"Eh? - Ah, it seems that our Li Sang can't wait to have a formal battle with our Xiao Kui. Xiao Kui - Xiao Kui?" Takizawa quickly pushed Tokugawa Aoi aside.
Are you kidding? Why do you look so ruined?
"Ah? Ah! Yes - please enlighten me!"
He stood up hurriedly, and exchanged deep bows with Li Wei. The Japanese girl bowed deeply in a formal manner, while Li Wei followed what Zhao had learned, and just gently clasped his hands together and bowed to him.
To be honest, the inner world of Pandaren is really in tune with Li Wei - "Don't be anxious, why are you anxious?"
By the way, Lao Zhao kept saying "I'll treat you next time" - I've never seen him treat you before, and his pocket money and wine money were all given by Li Wei!
"I'm going to do it!——" No longer using fixed rules of judo competition, but wholeheartedly wanting to defeat the enemy.
Tokugawa Aoi attacked Levi several times with her hands, waist, and feet. It can be said that she is not familiar with her hands, waist, and feet. Judo does have some effect when she is really involved in the battle. In actual combat exercises, Tokugawa Aoi was unable to deal with several big and thick men.
Question. But…
No matter what she tried, she couldn't catch Levi even for a moment. Let alone fight - Judo is a ground skill and wrestling, a good choice for cultivating the body and mind, and tempering the will. You let it
Fighting against a Brewmaster monk... that's a close call.
This is the suppression of the plane, girl.
As he hit her, Tokugawa Aoi suddenly realized that Levi was just "playing" with him, his feet rising and falling, swaying from side to side, and he couldn't even catch her.
"You...you are...bullying! -" The girl's outlook on life has been ruined again. After several years of training, what's the use of becoming the national championship champion? She can't even get into the body of the man in front of her. She can't even catch him.
The other party is just playing games with himself.
Destroy the three views, destroy the three views!
Instantly, there was a thin mist in my eyes. It looked like I was really being bullied... I can only say that the road to success was too smooth before? Suddenly, a monster like Levi appeared, a girl
His three outlooks were ruined, and even his moral integrity was gone.
"Eh?——" Levi looked at the group of people watching the battle... Damn it, when did the uncles and aunts gather around them?
Since when have there been so many onlookers?
Although I couldn't understand what the girl across from me was saying, but... I seemed to have made her cry.
"What did she say?" quickly asked the fat translator.
"Um, um... eh, she said you bullied her..." The fat translator said conscientiously.
"Then what should I do?" Li Wei sweated profusely. Did he think the dragon team was a bit unreliable?
"Please let me hold you!"
Chapter completed!