Chapter 107 Moral kidnapping of the audience (fifth update)

Yang Yunyi finally persuaded Guo Qilin to leave. Looking at the open computer, he couldn't help but watch an action movie.

Naturally, there is no hand work, after all, it is really cold today.

Then I fell asleep and had a dream.

In the dream, I became a cross talk master, but if I look at my body, I can’t believe that I am Guo Degang.

After Yang Yunyi woke up, she felt that this dream was outrageous.

How did you become your own master?

Is it possible to say that I aspire to be someone like him?

To be honest, Yang Yunyi really longs to be someone like Guo Degang, and then understand Guo Degang's happiness.

After all, Guo Qilin said that he could not imagine his father's happiness.

Yang Yunyi wanted to understand what this so-called happiness was.

"Teacher Sun, didn't we agree in the audience that you will not perform today and I will do a stand-up comedy! I have always wanted to do a stand-up comedy, so at this year's box sealing ceremony in Deyun Tower, I gave it to the audience

A stand-up comedy to thank the audience!"

Yang Yunyi exclaimed: "Everyone, please look at Teacher Sun more. He will go down in a moment!"

But the crosstalk on the Spring Festival Gala stage was not funny.

Got down?

The audience was confused by these words. Is this Yang Yunyi teasing Sun Yue's death?

Another audience member responded: "Is this the lower eighteenth floor of the underworld?"

But this time, everyone is happy because Guo De has just made money.

But now everyone knows Peking Opera, it’s not as good as cross talk.

In order to achieve his own goals, Yang Yunyi also kidnapped the audience.

"Hey, this audience is so smart! I didn't even think of this joke. From now on, when I talk about cross talk, you have to be there and give me inspiration at any time!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he said it several times, asking Yang Yunyi to quickly talk about cross talk.

Although Sun Yue raises elephants, he does not have elephants. According to research, it is said that obese people have smaller bodies. I don’t know if this is true.

Anyway, Yang Yunyi likes fat guys to stand up and take off their pants to fight fakes and prove that this is nonsense.

"Dear viewers, I wish you all a Happy New Year in advance. I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Tower. My name is Yang Yunyi. Standing next to me is my partner, Teacher Sun Yuesun."

And magic and acrobatics!

Although Mr. Hou Yaowen was not in a very good condition at the moment, he still cooperated with Mr. Zhang Wenshun on the stage to speak his masterpiece, "Lotus Breathing from the Mouth"!

After saying that, I felt a little tired and left Deyun Tower one step ahead of schedule.

This rule has been in place since the establishment of Deyun Tower.

Yang Yunyi was unhappy when he saw this.

Because young people don’t like Peking Opera very much, and even middle-aged people rarely watch Peking Opera. It’s the older people who like Peking Opera. As a result, Peking Opera is now neither good nor bad, which is very embarrassing.

Yang Yunyi's master, Guo Degang, likes Peking Opera, but compared with his singing of Peking Opera and his cross talk, one is on the ground and the other is in the sky. There is a huge difference in level.

However, the Spring Festival Gala is so powerful that Lao Guo dares to be angry but dare not speak out!

Even though he is usually an outspoken and somewhat petty person, in the face of CCTV, he has to endure it if he dares, otherwise he will be like Mr. Chen who eats noodles.

But Sun Yue, Yang Yunyi has never peed with him, so he doesn’t know Sun Yue’s size!

Sun Yue also said something suitable: "If people like me, it's up to you!"

The box-sealing ceremony at Deyun Tower was very grand.

You can also take off your pants and raise your middle finger to show your disdain.

Indeed, the young girl likes Sun Yue, which is indeed serious enough.

Although there is no live broadcast yet, you can take it off in a crowded place, and the effect will be more obvious.

Mr. Zhang Wenshun and Mr. Hou Yaowen need no introduction. One is one of the founders of Deyun Tower, and the other is Guo Degang’s master and Yang Yunyi’s master.

After a few days of busy work, the box sealing ceremony finally came.

Then came the performances of Guo Degang and Yu Qian. Guo Degang and Yu Qian's performances were naturally several times more familiar than before, but even so they won applause from the audience.

Since it is kidnapping the audience, the audience can't say bad, they all responded well.

The Spring Festival Gala at this time is really popular, and the main ones are not cross talk, but singing, dancing and sketches, and um, sketches of magic and acrobatics!

If I don't make any money, everything I say is nonsense, but if I make money, I can spend it however I want, and no one can have any objections, because the money is the hard-earned money from cross talk.

Unpacking and sealing are done once a year.

And Yang Yunyi, Yang Yunyi actually also likes Peking Opera.

Sealing it means that it will no longer be performed.

After the two bowed, Yang Yunyi began to introduce himself.

Sun Yue nodded and said: "Yes, my name is Sun Yue!"

Before Sun Yue could speak, Yang Yunyi spoke first.

In fact, in recent years, there has been cross talk on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

The traditions of our ancestors cannot be discarded, but you should not do it too frequently. If it is done too frequently, it will easily damage the kidneys and cause kidney yin deficiency, which is very serious.

Nowadays, the audience recognizes Guo Degang and thinks his cross talk is funny, but CCTV has never invited him, including this time for the Spring Festival Gala.

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue appeared in the fifth group.

This has nothing to do with age, it’s just that I like traditional craftsmanship.

But today's opening was extraordinary. Mr. Zhang Wenshun and Mr. Hou Yaowen appeared to talk about cross talk. Neither Guo Degang nor Yu Qian could be the starting players.

This is the charm of Guo Degang now. He is famous now, and the audience will support him no matter what he says, not to mention the jokes Guo Degang says are really funny!

Even compared to Guo Degang's performance, the previous two gentlemen's performances were much worse.

I originally wanted to say it was similar to an old hen, but I felt it was disrespectful to the audience!

Sun Yue quickly grabbed Yang Yunyi and said, "Wait a moment, wait a moment, where am I going?"

Traditional crafts, not only cross talk, but also Peking opera, all have box-sealing ceremonies.

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience burst into laughter.

Yang Yunyi's despicable image made the audience giggle again.

He frowned and looked at Sun Yue with a somewhat dissatisfied expression, as if he was acting coquettishly.

Yang Yunyi also restrained his cynical expression, started to look serious, and gave serious cross talk to the audience.

Therefore, Peking Opera also needs to be passed down by everyone.

When Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue appeared on the stage, the audience immediately applauded enthusiastically, and some girls shouted Sun Yue, I love you!

When Yang Yunyi went up, he stopped bowing and made a joke first.

“Viewers, do you think it’s good?”

Yang Yunyi retorted: "I can't control it, but my sister-in-law has to control it to prevent you from making mistakes in principle!"

But sealing the box does not mean that we will stop performing. It means that we have been busy for a year and it is time for a holiday. We will wait until the New Year is over before holding an unboxing ceremony.

Guo Degang was actually very upset about not being able to attend the Spring Festival Gala.

"The taste is quite strong!"

What's more, to be honest, they also want to see Yang Yunyi speak one-liners.

Because Yang Yunyi has never spoken about stand-up, today he can also perform.

The audience is happy to see this.

I'm just afraid that Yang Yunyi's one-liners won't be successful!

After all, stand-up and counterparty are two different fields!

Fifth update, once again we have kept our promise!
Chapter completed!