Chapter 11 Marrying Young (Part 2)

Yang Yunyi clicked her tongue a few times and couldn't help feeling a little emotional.

Then he said: "Teacher Sun is newly married. I call his wife sister-in-law. My sister-in-law's skin is so white!"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter for a moment.

How did you know?

Sun Yue also said in confusion: "Wait a minute, how do you know that my wife's skin is white."

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he put his fist on his chin and showed a bit of a mean smile.

This smile made Sun Yue's scalp numb.

"Huhuhu, I said my sister-in-law has white skin, white face, white neck, and white hands!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's lower back and said, "Teacher Sun, where did you think you were going?"

This sentence means a lot.

"Do you still want to show your face? Do you want to show your face? The audience has bought tickets to see you perform. You asked them to come on stage to do cross talk. Do they buy tickets to see you come, or to see themselves?"

Yang Yunyi stood up straight with a serious look on his face.

The audience in the audience started laughing. It’s because of you that your wife gave birth to a child. Is this appropriate?

It's been 2005, and the world has long been different from what it was before.

Yang Yunyi expressed his understanding and continued: "Yes, our teacher Sun is such a responsible person!"

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi and roared: "Get out of here, that is my wife, my daughter, only I can like her!"

Sun Yue hurriedly said: "Shut up, I will marry my lover even if I'm not pregnant!"

Sun Yue asked in confusion: "What's wrong with you? I'm blessed with double happiness. Why are you happy here?"

Sun Yue picked up a handkerchief on the table, wiped his face, and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, okay!"

The audience in the audience looked shocked. Neither of them were with their sister-in-law?

How could you say this?

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, she is a daughter, which can be regarded as a double happiness!"

Yang Yunyi took a deep breath and replied: "It's my sister-in-law. I promised my sister-in-law to find time to visit her. When she gave birth, I was not able to be there. You happen to be not at home now, so I have to go!"

Yang Yunyi straightened her chest and said, "I'm going to see my sister-in-law. We can't both be by my sister-in-law's side!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi again: "Wait a minute, what does it mean to get on the bus first and pay for the ticket later?"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said, "My sister-in-law called me just to say she was sorry."

When Yang Yunyi saw it, he immediately became unhappy.

Sun Yue said: "Why can't you apologize to Fa'er?"

Yang Yunyi replied sternly: "I definitely can't let you know about this kind of thing!"

He couldn't wait to know what his wife said to Yang Yunyi on the phone.

Sun Yue said loudly: "It's so shameless. My wife gave birth to a child, so how come you got the credit for it?"

Sun Yue asked: "Brother comes up to do cross talk for you, what are you going to do?"

Yang Yunyi also became more aggressive at this time, and said to Sun Yue: "Teacher Sun, this is unfair of you. Why can't I like your wife, your daughter? After all, we are partners, so what can I do if I like you?"

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When Yang Yunyi heard Sun Yue say that he was average, he immediately became excited.

Sun Yue said: "Shut up! I am being humble. Do you understand being humble?"

The audience in the audience was overjoyed again!

At this time, Sun Yue's expression became a little urgent.

The audience suddenly burst into laughter and thunderous applause.

Yang Yunyi replied: "Sister-in-law said that the baby is a girl!"

He pointed at the eldest brother and said: "Brother, we are doing cross talk for you on the stage, and you can shake off the baggage for me in the audience, right? Huhuhu, I can say it first, you can shake off the baggage.

, we won’t pay you!”

After Yang Yunyi hummed twice, he said: "Teacher Sun and I also said that having a son or a daughter is the same. It would be good to have a daughter. I like daughters!"

Sun Yue asked strangely: "She called you, why didn't I know?"

The audience in the audience let out a long sigh, and a man's voice shouted: "You stink and have no shame!"

Yang Yunyi explained: "The idea of ​​getting on the bus first and paying for the ticket later means that Teacher Sun's lover got pregnant first, and then Teacher Sun got married to her."

Yang Yunyi said: "Although Teacher Sun is newly married, the child was born two days ago. She is a young lady!"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yue continued: "Besides, why are you going to see my wife?"

And Sun Yue started spraying directly, pointed his finger at Yang Yunyi's chest and started poking!

Sun Yue was confused, and the audience in the audience was even more confused.

Some of them didn't buy a ticket even when they got on the bus.

"Brother, the baggage of dropping the stool just now didn't make any sound, but now it has escalated to a personal attack, right? Do you want to come up and talk about cross talk? I will give you my position, come on!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he let out an ouch.

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he looked at the elder brother who said he was shameless.

Sun Yue replied: "I just mentioned that my wife called you. Please tell me, why did my wife call you?"

Sun Yue also reacted in an instant.

Once again, the audience was completely convinced by Yang Yunyi.

"Friends from the audience, Mr. Sun himself said that he is average, but I am not saying that. Then you have no responsibility. How can a man who has no responsibility be entrusted with a lifetime!"

After hearing this, Sun Yue replied shyly: "It's just average!"

"Wait a minute, my wife gave birth to a daughter, and she said she was sorry for you?"

Then Yang Yunyi made a surprising turn and said to Sun Yue: "Teacher Sun, where did we just talk?"

This is also what the audience wants to ask, because you have to buy a ticket to get on the bus, why do you have to pay for the ticket after getting on the bus? There is no such rule.

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice and said: "If you want money, we won't give it to you."

When Sun Yue heard this, he was unhappy: "What era has it been? It's the same to have a son or a daughter. What's wrong with having a daughter? I just like the daughter?"

"Teacher Sun, don't believe it. My sister-in-law called me the day the child was born."

There was a big brother who burst out laughing in the audience and fell off his stool.

Yang Yunyi said to the audience and friends in the audience: "Teacher Sun and his wife got on the bus first and paid for their tickets later!"

Yang Yunyi was dissatisfied and replied: "Teacher Sun, you are out of touch now. I am your partner. I also have a share of the credit for your wife's birth of the child."

Yang Yunyi then laughed again and purred twice.

The audience in the audience echoed Sun Yue's words, because modesty is a traditional virtue of the Chinese people.

This connection was very wonderful, it directly brought the play back to Yang Yunyi's body.

And the elder brother blushed and waved his hands: "No money, no money!"

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi said to the audience: "It seems that you get on the bus first and then buy the tickets! Okay, okay, you are humble, and Teacher Sun is also humble."

Seeing this, Sun Yue asked: "Are you going to die or something? If you want to die, get out of here and die. Don't disturb the eyes of the audience!"

Sun Yue said with an evil look on his face: "I'm not at home, why don't you go find her?"

Yang Yunyi pretended to be stupid and responded: "You are at home, I don't dare to go!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi hard and said with a smile: "Go to hell!"

There is a gap left here for the next paragraph. Damn it, should you go or not? This cross talk is mainly to introduce two people to the stage for the first time.
Chapter completed!