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Chapter 165: Like the Flying Plastic Bag

Chapter 165: Learning to Fly Plastic Bags (Fourth Update)

Sun Yue shouted: "Wait a moment, did you just talk about the father and mother, or the mother and father?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "We are father-in-law. We are not the kind of people who think that having breasts means being a mother!"

The audience started to groan, this person went straight to the dirty jokes.

Sun Yue, dumbfounded, pushed Yang Yunyi and said, "Go, fuck you! What are you talking about!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Actually, Teacher Sun is a generation above me. Logically speaking, I should call Teacher Sun Shizhu! But, I have never called him."

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi and asked with a puzzled look: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, what is a master pig!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "You are younger than my master, and you are of the same generation as my master, so shouldn't you be called a master of pigs?"

The audience burst out laughing, and they were indeed called Shizhu.

Sun Yue asked: "Then what do you call Teacher Yu Qianyu?"

Sun Yue got angry and asked, "Did you ask that?"

The audience burst into laughter again, and Yu Qian also laughed in the background. If this guy had to kill himself, then the cross talk would be even more perfect.

The second one is Li Jing. As He Yunwei's full-time supporter, Li Jing was able to establish Deyun Tower with Mr. Zhang Wenshun and Guo Degang, which in itself shows that he is very capable.

Sun Yue replied: "Yes, as long as it's not a math problem!"

Sun Yue quickly waved his hand and said, "No, what I'm asking is, what do you call Mr. Yu?"

Yang Yunyi replied seriously: "Of course you didn't take your medicine!"

Yang Yunyi said: "A lot of audiences came today. In front of so many audiences, I have a question to ask you!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "It's just Teacher Yu!"

"So you can do all of this!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Twenty years is a lot of time."

The first one is Mr. Zhang Wenshun. As a veteran, Mr. Zhang Wenshun is two generations ahead of Yang Yunyi. There is no doubt about his ability to praise.

When Yang Yunyi saw this, he smiled with a smile of success.

Sun Yue also realized it and suddenly realized it.

Yang Yunyi shouted: "Stop making trouble, Teacher Sun is naughty!"

Yang Yunyi lost control before the audience, and Sun Yue hit himself on the stage and died, so no one could control him!

He just makes fun of him and always makes fun of him. What kind of talk is this!

The audience laughed loudly and said to Sun Yue: "One more!"

The third one is Sun Yue. Sun Yue has an extraordinary background. He has his grandfather before him and his master after him, who are all his stepping stones.

After saying this, he wiped the sweat from his forehead with the towel on the table.

Sun Yue naturally knew how to satisfy the audience, so he said: "There is a lot to learn, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, jumping in the grass shell. The deaf interrupts, and the mute gestures."

Sun Yue continued: "Tsk, tsk, you are serious. What did you say about him? You say about me!"

Sun Yue replied: "Ah, everyone can come!"

Yang Yunyi was a little surprised and asked.

He said: "There are a lot of spectators here today, and some even overflowed. So, Teacher Sun, in front of so many friends, you can teach us how to fly in the sky."

But after thinking about it, didn’t you, Yang Yunyi, tell me this answer?

Sun Yue bit his lip, but the audience gasped.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi hard: "What do you mean? I am an animal!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and heyed twice.

Sun Yue groaned and quickly realized something was wrong.

Yang Yunyi suddenly realized and replied: "So that's what you're talking about! If I call you Teacher Yu, I'll call you Master Shi! I don't often shout in the background, Master Yu, Master Yu, it's not like you didn't hear me."

The audience was the first to react. At first, they were really thinking seriously about the four skills of cross talk, including learning to sing.

He said: "I didn't mean that, I meant, if you call me Teacher Guo and Master, then what do you call me Teacher Yu Qianyu?"

Sun Yue asked: "What is there!"

Yang Yunyi spread his hands and looked at Sun Yue with a surprised look on his face: "Talking about learning to sing, don't you even know this? The answer is in the riddle, you didn't hear it! Teacher Sun, this is amazing

Bar!"

Sun Yue finished speaking in one breath, with a loud voice and clear sentences.

The underground audience shouted: "Yes!"

Sun Yue frowned and had an idea.

"Don't tell me, it's so magical!"

The roaring sound almost broke Yang Yunyi's ears.

"Look, they are taking advantage of you!"

"How old?" Sun Yue asked.

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Crosstalk actors have four subjects. When it comes to learning to sing, what are they?"

Yang Yunyi smiled, looked at the audience and then at Sun Yue.

As Yang Yunyi's partner and Mr. Shi's disciple, Sun Yue Peng's skills are still very powerful.

As for Yu Qian, what Yu Qian, Xiao Qian, pour the water away!

Your brother Sun wants to drink!

Your brother Sun is not brother Sun Xiaochuan, but your three-hundred-pound brother Sun Yue.

Sun Yue nodded and said: "That's right!"

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi also praised: "You are not bad, you are articulate and your performance is generous. You also have an idea for cross talk."

Yang Yunyi said: "Okay, then let me ask you again, what can you learn?"

Sun Yue shouted: "What do you think he is doing?"

Sun Yue was trapped, why did he become naughty?

Sun Yue looked behind him, fearing that Yu Qian would come up.

After all, if you let yourself die, there is still a big gap between master and death!

Sun Yue said: "Don't pretend to be stupid with me. You should call me not Master Zhu, but Uncle Master!"

Sun Yue chuckled and said, "They took advantage of me, yes, they took advantage of me, but you didn't spare me either!"

"Oh, you mean if I am shorter, I will have more legs!"

Yang Yunyi explained: "Teacher Sun, why do you say that Teacher Yu is also your senior brother? You asked me to tell Teacher Yu to die. My current status in Deyun Tower is so high! Oh, I stepped forward and said to Teacher Yu, Yu Qian

, you die for me, Teacher Sun, is that so?"

"I can learn to take medicine!"

"That's it, call me Uncle Master!"

Sun Yue clenched his fists, looked at Yang Yunyi and asked.

"That's right!"

"Why am I so naughty?" Sun Yue was unhappy, he was in a mood.

The audience was already laughing crazy. What are these two bastards going to do?

The audience was dumbfounded with laughter. They knew that Yang Yunyi was pretending to be crazy, but this act of pretending to be crazy and acting stupid was really authentic.

Yang Yunyi pointed at Sun Yue and said: "You are stupid!"

Yang Yunyi touched his chin: "That seems to be what it means!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's shoulder lightly and comforted him: "I was joking just now. Teacher Sun Yuesun is a good cross talker. He is articulate and generous. That's Guo Degang."

"It's you who didn't take the medicine, or I didn't take the medicine!"

It can be said that only three people can praise Deyun Tower.

Oh, no, he is the guide of cross talk.

Sun Yue said proudly: "You can learn this, it's easy!"

Yang Yunyi quickly said the second sentence: "Plastic bags flying in the sky!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in shock, he wanted to take action.

Hitting someone on the cross talk stage shouldn't be a problem, right?
Chapter completed!
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