Chapter 176 I almost lost my doctor online (first update)

"Teacher Sun, you are going against your will by saying this, and you are also wronging me!"

Sun Yue chuckled twice: "I, I wronged you?"

Yang Yunyi hummed aggrievedly, which made Sun Yue even sneer.

But the audience was laughing, wondering how they had wronged you.

You go to find his wife in the middle of the night while he's not at home. His wife also wants a child.

How did this child come? It couldn't have been sent by Guanyin, right?

Sun Yue said: "Haha, I want you to tell me why I wronged you!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I went to see my sister-in-law, and she told me that I wanted a child."

Sun Yue stared: "You still mention it, is that ridiculous?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "Teacher Sun, you really misunderstood. When my sister-in-law said she wanted a child, she meant she wanted to have a child with you."

Wait, you dare to say this!

Anything you say on stage can be considered a joke, but if you say it off stage, it's enough to make people think.

For a moment, tensions began to rise backstage.

Sun Yue's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "I've been waiting for a long time, you're not seeing a psychiatrist!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun, the reason why my sister-in-law came to me to say this is because she wanted me to advise you not to be busy with work all the time. You have been married for a year and a half, and it is indeed time to have a child. Otherwise,

Listen to me and you will have one tomorrow!"

Well, yes, I have a child.

Sun Yue asked again: "What did the doctor say?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "The doctor said this is a disease and you need to see a psychiatrist!"

The audience burst into laughter again. Now the stone is hammered. Yang Yunyi is really sending his son to Guanyin, so that Sun Yue and his wife can lay eggs tomorrow.

So this time I heard Yang Yunyi mention Sun Yue's wife in this way and wanted a child.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

No, I have a baby tomorrow.

As soon as these words came out, the whole place was shocked.

"I don't know if Yun Yi often goes to Sun Yue's house, but I often go to see Teacher Bai when you are not at home. Oops."

"Teacher Sun, don't be angry. It's me, Meng Lang, who forgot that it takes ten months to conceive to have a baby! But, if my sister-in-law gives you a surprise tomorrow and tells you that you are pregnant, will you accept it?"

Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "It's you!"

When Sun Yue saw Yang Yunyi's expressions, he felt strange and at the same time had an indignant look on his face.

Since it is social phobia, what is the use of seeing an ordinary doctor? You should see a psychiatrist from the beginning!

"I'm pregnant tomorrow, how do you know?"

Sun Yue: "Oh, it's me. My wife and I want a child!"

"Teacher Sun, are you, me, sister-in-law and the child in sister-in-law's belly four people?"

Sun Yue looked surprised: "An unborn child can also make you anxious, so the symptoms of a social terrorist like you are indeed quite serious."

Sun Yue exclaimed: "Four people, why are there only four people?"

After Guo Degang heard this, he was silent for a moment before giving an answer.

"It's okay if you don't see a psychiatrist, but you go see an anorectal doctor. What's the point?"

Sun Yue was stunned, pointed at himself and said: "You told me?"

Yang Yunyi sighed and replied: "Didn't I tell you just now that I have seen a doctor."

Yu Qiandu laughed loudly in the background. He couldn't help but said to Guo Degang: "Do you think Yun Yi really goes to Sun Yue's house often? Otherwise, why would he always say such things?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "I checked on the Internet and they said that social phobia needs to be treated by an anorectal doctor. I believed it, and then I went."

"That's not right. My wife and I want to have a child. Why did she come to you? Since I met you, how many times have you gone to my house in the middle of the night?"

A satisfied smile appeared on Sun Yue's face. But he soon discovered the loopholes in it.

Are all crosstalk actors’ acting skills so good?

In fact, not all crosstalk actors have such good acting skills. Yang Yunyi is an exception. He is a good actor.

You don’t know what the surname is in the Chinese music scene, do you?

Anyway, the audience was entertained, and this time it was because of Sun Yue’s words that they were so happy.

Yang Yunyi corrected him: "It's a social terrorist, bah, it's a social phobia!"

"Teacher Sun, you have misunderstood me. I have to know that I am socially anxious. I will be anxious if there are more than two people. And speaking of this, it is already four people!"

Sun Yue's eyes widened again. Looking at Yang Yunyi, he no longer knew how to express his emotions.

Sun Yue scolded: "Look at the way you are seeking death!"

Yang Yunyi confirmed: "It's you!"

Yang Yunyi bit her finger and explained: "Teacher Sun, that's what happened. My sister-in-law said that when you have a child, you won't just be busy with work. So I never dared to tell you about such a big surprise, but wanted to use it.

I, my partner, announce this good news to you. Why, are you unhappy?"

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi became a little panicked.

The audience began to applaud. The doctor they thought at first was also a psychiatrist, but turned out not to be a psychiatrist.

Sun Yue put his hands on his hips, looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief, and shouted loudly: "You think it's the old hen that lays eggs, just say it, what nonsense are you talking about? I still listen to you, what you said is reasonable.

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When the other crosstalk actors saw this scene, they didn't even dare to take a breath!

The audience here was already laughing so hard.

Yang Yunyi groaned and patted Sun Yue.

At the same time, I was also wondering, is what Lao Guo said true?

Here, Yang Yunyi said: "I went to see an anorectal doctor, not a psychiatrist!"

Sun Yue said coldly: "What a joke, I'll be pregnant tomorrow!"

Yang Yunyi's face switched between seven or eight expressions in an instant, leaving the audience stunned.

The audience was also wondering why there were only four people. The fourth person

The audience understood the fourth person, and Yang Yunyi also said it.

Yang Yunyi also figured it out and laughed twice.

Sun Yue groaned and said, "No matter what it is, go see a doctor!"

Sun Yue rubbed his chin with two fingers and said, "I don't know why, I'm always unhappy. I don't know if it's because I have you in my family!"

Indeed, since Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue took the stage, the old audience of Deyun Tower can no longer remember how many times Yang Yunyi told jokes about him and Sun Yue's wife.

After hearing this, Sun Yue was speechless.

You must know that this is in the audience, not on the stage!

If he kept repeating it, no one would like to hear it, but this guy keeps saying it in new ways every now and then, and the current audience is pretty good at it.

Before he finished speaking, Yu Qian looked at Guo Degang with evil eyes.

But soon, Sun Yue noticed something was wrong again.

"This is really yours, and you believe what I say on the Internet!"

Yang Yunyi said quietly: "Now I know I can't believe it, but I read it online before and I have already bought all my coffins. I am afraid that one day I will leave because of this disease."

Sun Yue yelled and said: "Fortunately you went to the anorectal department, otherwise I might really have to send you away."

Yang Yunyi replied: "No!"
Chapter completed!