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Chapter 187 Killing Your Great-Grandson

Chapter 187 Beat your great-grandson to death (please subscribe)

"Teacher Sun, in that photo of your great-grandfather, is he with a beard or without a beard?"

Hearing this, Sun Yue understood.

"No beard, and not next to the Empress Dowager Cixi!"

When the audience heard what Sun Yue said, they understood, and then they laughed.

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun's great-grandfather, wearing a flower feather on his head, wearing a mandarin jacket, sitting in the middle hall, with a couplet hanging behind him!"

Sun Yue was surprised: "There are also couplets!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "The first couplet means blessings such as the East China Sea, and the second couplet means longevity than Nanshan Mountain!"

Sun Yue nodded: "What about Hengpi?"

Yang Yunyi was a little embarrassed to speak, so he hesitated to speak.

Sun Yue said helplessly: "If you sell me alone, you won't be able to sell me."

Yang Yunyi said: "I forgot what grade of officer Mr. Sun's great-grandfather was, it seems he was second or third grade!"

Is it so exciting?

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice and said with a smile: "He died on the day he took office!"

The audience are all fun-loving people. As soon as they heard what Yang Yunyi said, they understood it immediately.

"So, Teacher Sun's family is not only rich, but also has a profound cultural heritage and a scholarly family."

"Is this being magnanimous? My dear, I actually admitted my mistake. Then the words hanging in your study cannot be touched by Du Fu?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, it's in the cold palace. I don't know if it's selling popsicles or something. It's really too far away and I can't remember clearly."

"This can be called an errand, isn't it?"

He looked at Yang Yunyi suspiciously: "Wait a moment, wait a moment, my bedroom. You have never been to my bedroom when you went to my house. How do you know that there is a sign hanging in my bedroom?"

Naturally, Sun Yue understood. He asked: "Are you wrong? My grandfather said that my great-grandfather drank poison when he was eight years old. So how did my grandfather come here?"

Yang Yunyi suddenly realized what he was doing.

Sun Yue began to recall, although he said angrily: "Fuck you slut, that's called magnanimity! If you have any culture, who would hang a slut on the wall!"

Sun Yue said: "You say it, you say it!"

Halfway through his words, Sun Yue stopped.

Go to hell?

When Sun Yue heard this, he couldn't help but ask: "How old are you?"

He frowned and locked his gaze on Sun Yue.

Yang Yunyi couldn't explain this and quickly changed the topic.

Sun Yue clenched his fists and said fiercely: "It's hard work that makes up for weakness!"

What word can be changed to "fuck"?

The audience can't stand it anymore, and now the new viewers finally know why Yang Yunyi's cross talk was so popular before, because he can always amuse you in a way that you can't understand.

Sun Yue replied: "Fuck you, you are the only one who can make blind changes!"

After Sun Yue calmed down, he advised: "That's called Xuanchi Yanyun," which can be interpreted as a different kind of mood in fairyland."

Yang Yunyi was unhappy when he heard this.

The audience also groaned and stretched their necks.

Sun Yue's eyes widened and he sighed.

The audience didn't understand what Yang Yunyi was playing.

Sun Yue waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter how big an official you are, as long as you are an official."

The audience also seemed to have heard something outrageous, slut, is this a horizontal criticism?

Good guy, these two characters are really powerful when used horizontally!

Sun Yue said with a look of disbelief: "You said that the character in the couplet behind my great-grandfather is a slut, are you sure?"

"You can't afford to die every year for being an official like this!"

Yang Yunyi said eh, and then eh several times.

So where did Mr. Sun’s great-grandfather get his sons and descendants?

Can Du Fu move?

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, he died. He was not very young when he died, so he died young."

Sun Yue groaned, his eyes almost popping out of his head.

At this time, Sun Yue was dumbfounded.

Yang Yunyi slammed the table so hard that Sun Yue was frightened.

"As your great-grandfather said, when introducing him to others, he said that when he was eight years old, my father drank poison and died."

This means that Teacher Sun’s great-grandfather died when he was eight years old.

Sun Yue said: "Teacher Guo"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue and said, "So Teacher Sun, what are the four words for your bedroom?"

"I remembered that Teacher Sun's great-grandfather was responsible for managing the air conditioning in Leng Palace!"

Yang Yunyi was embarrassed, and the audience was overthinking it.

Sun Yue took a deep breath and said a classic line.

Then Sun Yue let out an exclamation, and said: "Can you please stop being embarrassed? Those words in my family are all written by famous people, but when they come into your mouth, they change the taste. I am a frank and slut, but my hard work can make up for my shortcomings and you recognize me."

If you become Du Fu and can move, you are really a rotten tree that cannot be carved, and mud cannot support the wall."

Sun Yue also couldn't laugh or cry: "This is a direct job, right?"

If you can identify a slut with the word "frank", how low is your education level!

Yang Yunyi's pupils dilated, with a look of shock on his face.

Yang Yunyi cautiously probed: "Teacher Sun, I don't recognize the words hanging in your bedroom. Damn it."

Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, later on, I stopped selling popsicles and had a serious job, responsible for the tasting of Hedinghong!"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "Teacher Sun's great-grandfather died after drinking one or two. He originally wanted to practice."

"Teacher Sun, your great-grandfather is not happy when you say that. If he knew about it, he would definitely jump out of the coffin and shout, beat his great-grandson to death!"

Yang Yunyi burst out laughing. Sun Yue remembered the wrong word. Originally it was the word slut, so he hung slut on the wall.

Yang Yunyi said: "This is what Teacher Sun asked me to say, so I will say it. The only word behind Teacher Sun's great-grandfather's back is slut!"

Sun Yue mocked, "This is a matter of practice. If it sticks to your tongue, you will die."

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and said, "Do you really want me to say it? It would be a bit uncomfortable for me to say it!"

Sun Yue quickly grabbed Yang Yunyi: "Don't say anything about being a eunuch, it's not like that!"

"No wonder, my master also has a painting with this word hanging in his bedroom. I thought it was my master scolding some of his colleagues. He hangs it in his bedroom and scolds him every day!"

Yang Yunyi did some calculations but couldn't figure it out clearly, but he still remembered something.

Sun Yue doesn't understand something, can't he say it?

The audience didn't understand what Yang Yunyi said just now. They really didn't understand it!

Fortunately, the audience doesn't know that they are having a hard time laughing now.

"The world is so wonderful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good!"

But Sun Yue was stunned and asked: "What did you say?"

Yang Yunyi responded: "Teacher Sun, don't you also hang the word slut in the living room?"

"Teacher Sun, you are right, so how did your grandfather come here?"

Sun Yue pointed at himself and asked: "Ask me, you are talking nonsense here, how can you have the nerve to ask me?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and whispered something in Sun Yue's ear.

The audience is not happy. Is there anything that we, the audience who bought the tickets, cannot listen to?

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