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Yang Yunyi looked at Tang Xiaolong, and then turned his gaze to the audience.

"Now that you've said that, I'm going to expose your background."

Tang Xiaolong exclaimed: "You're still exposing me, tell me, I'll listen!"

Yang Yunyi said: "A few days ago, I saw a group of women outside. They started to curse around Instructor Tang. Oops, the scolding was so unpleasant. If it were me, I would be able to take advantage of it. But Instructor Tang, he is not that kind.

Do."

Tang Xiaolong replied: "After all, I am a soldier of the people, and I still have some self-cultivation."

Yang Yunyi chuckled and continued: "Instructor Tang is indeed well-educated. There is nothing he can do. He can only turn around silently and walk towards the men's bathhouse."

After Yang Yunyi finished speaking, the people below were already laughing.

Tang Xiaolong wants to enter the women's bathhouse, right? He deserves to be scolded!

In response, the group leader also asked the political commissar: "Is it true or false? If it is true, you will be punished!"

The political commissar replied helplessly: "I just made it up. Crosstalks are all made-up stories. Besides, Xiaolong, you still don't understand!"

After hearing this, the group leader breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's good, that's good, you can't make this kind of mistake!"

Tang Xiaolong's soldiers didn't think so, and they all began to clean up their platoon leaders.

"I was just saying that the platoon leader has been thinking a lot lately. It turns out that's the case!"

"I believe the platoon leader can make it, and I am the basin he brought!"

"Then I'm still the underpants the platoon leader brought!"

A group of people, laughing and joking, not doing anything right.

In fact, don't take soldiers too seriously. When they are fine, they are just like ordinary people like us.

It just means that when something happens, they will rush to the front.

Tang Xiaolong grabbed Yang Yunyi and said, "Good guy, my feelings are that I have been staying in the women's bathhouse, right?"

Yang Yunyi hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, everyone. How could someone as old as Instructor Tang go astray! He, he went to find his company commander and instructor."

The eyes of everyone in the audience were focused on Tang Xiaolong's company commander and instructor.

They were angry and funny, but they knew it was a joke, so they didn't blame Yang Yunyi.

But, what is the army? In the future, other companies will continue to laugh at them with this joke, and it may even be passed down.

Tang Xiaolong pushed Yang Yunyi: "Go, we are not joking like that!"

Yang Yunyi was proud and asked, "What's wrong?"

Tang Xiaolong replied: "No, look at your character. It turns out that you didn't hold it back when you asked me to be your partner."

Yang Yunyi continued to say, "I just asked what happened. Now I know I regret it. It's too late!"

Tang Xiaolong said eagerly: "You can't do this. I said that I have finally been able to speak cross talk once, and I am partnered with a professional cross talk actor like you, so I have to perform well."

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice: "When a car hits a wall, you know you have turned; when a stock rises, you know you bought it; when you make a mistake and you are sentenced, you know you regret it; when the snot flows into your mouth, you remember to dump it? Ah, you didn't think about it.

After more than forty days, what have you done to us?"

Yang Yunyi added: "Brothers, I will avenge you today too!"

As soon as he said this, the audience burst into warm applause.

Tang Xiaolong said angrily: "No, just for this matter, you arranged for me, what's the matter?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I'm so funny!"

Tang Xiaolong didn't understand: "What's wrong with you?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "You have to remember clearly that I am teasing you and you are complimenting me. If I don't talk about you, who am I to talk about? You are the only one in front of me. Could it be that I told your regimental leader and political commissar to go? Can you do that?"

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Yang Yunyi asked the regiment leader and political commissar: "Captain, political commissar, I said to you two, are you willing?"

The leader looked pleasant and replied with a hint of murderous intent: "If Xiaolong agrees, I have no objection."

The political commissar also nodded: "I feel the same way, no objection!"

But how dare Tang Xiaolong really ask Yang Yunyi to talk about the group leader and political commissar, so he could only say with a grimace: "No, I am also your instructor after all. It is not appropriate for you to arrange this for me."

Yang Yunyi let out a laugh, pointed at Tang Xiaolong and said to the audience below: "Did you see it? You are relying on your old age and selling your old age!"

Tang Xiaolong's eyes widened and he was very angry.

"I rely on my old age and sell my old age. Are you being reasonable or not?"

Yang Yunyi said proudly: "The truth is in my mouth, my surname is Li!"

At this moment, everyone was stunned, mainly those who knew Yang Yunyi were stunned, and those who didn't really thought Yang Yunyi's surname was Li.

Tang Xiaolong said dumbfounded: "No, your surname is not Yang, why is your surname Li?"

When those who didn't know that Yang Yunyi's surname was Yang realized that Yang Yunyi's surname was not Li, they laughed out loud. This cross talk is indeed interesting!

Yang Yunyi replied: "It's not like Yang and Li don't separate their families!"

Tang Xiaolong was unhappy: "Why don't we separate the families? They agreed, so you just posted it up here."

Yang Yunyi waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, my surname will be Li for the time being. You can tell me what to do!"

Tang Xiaolong said with emotion: "On the stage, you fought against me. If you get off the stage, I will let you know what cruelty is."

Yang Yunyi waved his hand again: "It doesn't matter, we'll talk about it after we get off the stage!"

Tang Xiaolong chuckled: "Yeah, I can't meet a good person anymore. If this doesn't work, I have to get rid of this, otherwise I won't be able to stay in the military camp in the future."

Yang Yunyi waved his hand for the third time: "Goodbye!"

Tang Xiaolong glanced around and said, "I have to find someone to confirm it for me!"

Yang Yunyi put one hand on the table and the other on his waist, with a proud look on his face.

"I'm the only one on the stage, let me see how you break up! Who are you going to find, huh?"

Tang Xiaolong showed a disdainful expression: "So what if you are the only one on stage? It seems like I have no friends in the audience. If there is no one in the audience, come up."

A group of people shouted: "No!"

"I don't know you!"

"Who are you, the one who broke into the women's bathhouse?"

Although everyone is hurting him, in their hearts they are good Chinese comrades and Chinese brothers.

Tang Xiaolong was angry and looked around the audience, but there was no one there.

He shouted: "Third squad leader!"

The third squad leader stood up and replied: "Here we come!"

Tang Xiaolong said: "Come up here and prove to me whether I am a good person!"

The third squad leader smiled bitterly and said: "Platoon leader, there are no good people in our platoon!"

After saying this, the audience was overjoyed again.

Indeed, there are no good people in the row. They strive to be first in everything and do not leave a way for others to survive.

Tang Xiaolong hated that iron could not become steel, so he shouted again: "Deputy platoon leader, come up here and prove it to me!"

When the deputy platoon leader heard this, he reluctantly walked onto the stage.

Tang Xiaolong looked at this reluctant look and became angry: "What, you don't want to prove to me that I'm not a good person?"

The deputy platoon leader immediately became energetic and shouted: "Report to the platoon leader, I am willing to prove it for you!"

At this time, Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue several times.
Chapter completed!