Chapter 202 Praising is that simple (third update)

After hearing the conversation between the two, Tang Xiaolong was unhappy.

He pulled Sun Yaoming away and looked at Sun Yaoming unkindly.

"What, you came here to have fun!"

Sun Yaoming didn't understand: "What's wrong?"

Tang Xiaolong said sarcastically: "I asked you to tell him, you, good guy, just come and talk to me and let me listen. Is that cool?"

Yang Yunyi also agreed: "That's right, you came here to listen to the story, right?"

Tang Xiaolong agreed: "Yes!"

When Sun Yaoming was speechless, Yang Yunyi spoke again.

"But then again, Instructor Tang, I just want to know, is there anything shameful about your first love with your wife?"

Sun Yaoming spread his hands: "Hey, yes, is there anything shameful?"

Yang Yunyi said: "What's the harm in talking about it!"

Sun Yaoming chimed in: "If there were, we wouldn't listen!"

Tang Xiaolong was dumbfounded, these two were playing a double act for him, right?

"Stop talking nonsense. My wife and I have nothing to be ashamed of."

At this time, Yang Yunyi asked the people in the audience: "Want to listen?"

The people in the audience immediately replied: "I think so!"

Tang Xiaolong chuckled twice: "Okay, let's talk about it, it seems that I am going to die in your hands now!"

Yang Yunyi sighed and started talking quietly.

"That was five or six years ago, during the dog days of summer, at 12:30 in the middle of the night, the hottest time of the day!"

Tang Xiaolong was a little surprised: "Is your house the hottest at night?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "It's boring in the hut!"

Tang Xiaolong: "Oh, the room is stuffy!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "The room is stuffy and airtight! There is only such a small electric fan, instructor Tang is very hot! What happens when a person is hot? He becomes restless!"

Tang Xiaolong nodded: "That's right!"

Yang Yunyi imitated the gorilla and beat his chest and shouted: "Oh, it's too hot!"

When Tang Xiaolong saw this, he couldn't help but ask.

"Am I a gorilla or a bear?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Instructor Tang was so anxious that he took off the mink fur covering his body with a loud bang!"

Tang Xiaolong gestured: "I can't even get too hot! On such a hot day, should I cover myself with a mink fur when I sleep?"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Pull off the mink, it will feel much better!"

Tang Xiaolong replied dissatisfied: "How fresh!"

Yang Yunyi said: "After the lift, everyone knows that Instructor Tang is good at somersaults, right? He just did somersaults on the bed! With a clang, he sat on the edge of the bed."

Tang Xiaolong chuckled twice, full of mockery.

"My somersaults are really accurate!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he replied: "You have practiced this. After sitting on the edge of the bed, you point at the fan and shout, demo, turn it faster! Faster! But after a while, it stops!"

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Tang Xiaolong was puzzled and asked: "What's wrong? Is it broken?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and replied: "It's not broken, it's just a power outage!"

Tang Xiaolong patted Yang Yunyi: "But how do I know there is a power outage?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "Because when you touch the electric mattress, the electric mattress becomes cold!"

Tang Xiaolong said: "Good guy, I'm covered so thickly on top, but there's also an electric mattress underneath my feelings!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Instructor Tang saw that the electric mattress was cold, so he rolled up the electric mattress and said no more!"

Tang Xiaolong: "Yes, I should have thrown it away a long time ago!"

Yang Yunyi clicked her tongue twice, which made everyone wonder, why are you clicking your tongue!

"Instructor Tang, you are still talking to yourself! Once the fire is out, the situation should get better!"

Tang Xiaolong stood up and said, "Why do you think I'm so short-sighted? It's such a hot day, there's a mink fur, an electric blanket, and finally a fire pit. I'm going to die of heatstroke!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said: "No, because you have already taken the time to carry out the briquettes stove."

Tang Xiaolong didn't understand: "In my situation, if I don't eat two spoons of chili sauce, I would be sorry for myself!"

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yaoming were both a little dumbfounded, and Tang Xiaolong stole the line.

This sentence was originally said by Yang Yunyi. His line was why I use all kinds of heating equipment.

But now, Yang Yunyi is saved.

The audience in the audience and Tang Xiaolong's comrades-in-arms didn't think anything of it.

Tang Xiaolong is from Hunan, so just name a place where you can eat spicier food than Hunan.

Anyway, it’s normal to say this.

At this time, Sun Yaoming had an idea: "Platoon leader, why are you eating chili sauce?"

This question was asked by Tang Xiaolong, but Tang Xiaolong also realized that he had said the wrong word. If he answered, he would not be able to continue the next sentence.

There are professionals, and Yang Yunyi is a professional.

He said: "Of course eating chili sauce is to suppress the anger!"

Sun Yaoming exclaimed: "Platoon leader, do you eat chili sauce to calm down your anger?"

Tang Xiaolong said indifferently: "Listen to him, listen to what he says! I'm almost on the stage, I don't know how to answer."

This sentence made Sun Yaoming laugh, and the audience also understood that Tang Xiaolong planned to buy time.

Yang Yunyi sighed and said to Tang Xiaolong: "Instructor Tang, why don't we discuss this matter?"

Tang Xiaolong asked: "What's wrong?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Can you take off this autumn coat?"

Tang Xiaolong said angrily: "What are you discussing with me? I took off my clothes in the first half year, you know!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Instructor Tang, first take off the cotton waistcoat, then the hair waistcoat, and then take off the autumn clothes. There is a cotton pocket inside! Untie the loops of this cotton pocket, and the time for ecstasy is here."

The audience burst into laughter again, what is there to be so excited about?

But, they just want to know where the ecstasy is.

Yang Yunyi continued: "When this loop falls on the shoulder and head, clatter!"

Tang Xiaolong pointed outside: "The wind is blowing in!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand: "No, clatter, the hot water bottle fell out."

Tang Xiaolong didn't understand: "I'm so lost in ecstasy. I can't help but burn myself. What am I doing!"

Yang Yunyi said: "This upper body is completely naked!"

Tang Xiaolong exclaimed: "This upper body is shirtless!"

Yang Yunyi spoke in a consultative tone again.

"How about we take off our leather pants too?"

Tang Xiaolong exclaimed: "There is something about leather pants here. If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten about it!"

At this moment, Tang Xiaolong is performing better and better. If everyone didn't know him, they would all think that he is a professional crosstalk actor.

But in fact, if you listen to cross talk too much, you can also simply be a compliment.

The premise is that Douche brought it to you.

If there is no professional to guide you, then you will definitely be flattered. Do you really think that it is so easy to flatter?

Hey, that’s right, it’s that simple to praise!

Tang Xiaolong had only heard of it and had never learned it before, but he was able to praise it. In other words, after Yang Yunyi returned, he could ask for two-thirds of Sun Yue's salary.

After all, anyone can do it. Isn’t it inappropriate for you to receive such a large salary because of your admiration?
Chapter completed!