Chapter 231 Go to Heaven and Be a Son-in-Law
Chapter 231 Go to heaven and become a son-in-law (please subscribe)
Author: Jin Chanshi
Chapter 231 Go to heaven and become a son-in-law (please subscribe)
Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "It seems that this doesn't work very well!"
Sun Yue waved his hand and said: "Don't even think about the wonderful thing of being an emperor. What age is this!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, sometimes things that happened during the day can be easily associated with at night."
Sun Yue was surprised: "Really?"
Yang Yunyi raised his voice and said, "Yes, someone invited me to dinner one day at noon, and it was Kong Laosan backstage."
Sun Yue: "I know, you all call him Kong Lunzi!"
Kong Yunlong in the background was a little dumbfounded, who was stunned?
The audience who were familiar with Kong Lunzi laughed because they really didn't know about this.
Yang Yunyi said: "That's him. He wanted to treat me to dinner at noon, and he also had roast duck. As you know, I don't have a good appetite, so I only ate four. I said I really couldn't eat anymore."
Sun Yue interrupted: "Wait a moment, you wait a moment first!"
Sun Yue compared the number of four with his hand, and then said in surprise: "There are only four, how come they didn't kill you?"
Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue dissatisfied: "I definitely can't just eat roast duck. I also ate four cakes, otherwise I would have diarrhea!"
Sun Yue chuckled twice: "Okay, you are really good, and you still have cakes!"
Yang Yunyi said: "I rolled up the roast duck and ate four of the one-pound dough cakes!"
The audience burst into laughter, this is a new trend in eating, right?
Sun Yue exclaimed: "No, are there any rolls of flour cakes to eat?"
Yang Yun replied: "Anyway, that's how I eat. Later, I said that I really couldn't eat anymore. If I really couldn't eat anymore, I stopped eating. Guess what happened?"
Sun Yue: "What's wrong?"
Yang Yunyi said: "In the evening, I will also be invited to dinner with sesame cakes!"
Sun Yue yelled: "It's that big fool backstage!"
The audience in the audience was so happy that Shaobing in the background had already rolled up his sleeves and wanted to go up to fuck Sun Yue. Unfortunately, Sun Yue was a man, and it was a pity that he couldn't beat Sun Yue.
With Sun Yue's physique, Shaobing is no match for Sun Yue.
So, you have to endure this tone of voice.
Yang Yunyi chuckled and said, "You can say that, but it's you who said it, idiot, and it has nothing to do with me! And this sesame seed cake wants to treat me to hot pot."
Sun Yue was surprised: "Are you still eating?"
Yang Yunyi grunted and said, "I'm inviting you to dinner, why don't you go? Why don't you invite hot pot? I like hot pot. So when I got there, I ordered a lot of sesame cakes, including chicken, quail, pigeon, goose and everything else."
, I just made such a big pot and ate it here, when I went to bed at night, all I could think about was birds!"
Yang Yunyi also looked at Sun Yue with dissatisfaction: "The moment I was lying on the bed, many birds were flying above my head! How can I coddle them at this time? I carried a shotgun on my back and just shot and shot! Here.
One, one over there. One came from the other side, okay, suddenly here comes a big bird one meter long!"
Sun Yue exclaimed: "How long is it? What a guy!"
Zhang Wenshun, who was backstage, sat down and said to Guo Degang on the side: "Isn't this guy looking more and more like you now, even more so than Cao Yunxin!"
Guo Degang thought about it carefully and realized that it was true, but he never told naughty jokes. Note that he never told naughty jokes.
Sun Yue said: "Come on, you should talk about what happens next!"
Yang Yunyi said: "When I was about to shoot it with a gun, the bird spoke. Don't hit, don't hit!"
Sun Yue was stunned: "Can birds still talk?"
Yang Yunyi snorted: "The bird said, don't hit me, I'm not a bird! Then what do you do? The bird said he was an angel!" When I thought about the angel, I asked him, that person from the village.
Hahaha laughter came from the audience, which village is this? Where didn't it come from?
Sun Yue rolled his eyes and said: "Angels don't come from villages, they don't live in villages."
Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, he stood on the ground, folded his wings, and said he was an angel. I couldn't ask him what his name was. I asked him how to call him, and he told me that I could just call him Xiaosan!"
Sun Yue understood it as soon as he heard it.
"I understand, I understand, you are talking about Kong Laosan!"
Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said, "Kong Laosan, that's San'er. I asked San'er, what's the matter with you, San'er told me, God invited me to be a guest! When I thought, God invited me to be a guest, God, well,
Whose disciple is this God?”
Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi, waved his hand and said: "Aren't you talking nonsense? God, we are not in the cross talk business. We are not in China."
Yang Yunyi said: "I didn't know it at the time, so I asked my disciple who was this angel. He didn't tell me, but just said don't worry about it. God asked you to go there."
Sun Yue exclaimed: "Never mind, is this an angel from the Imperial Capital, or an angel from Tianjin?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Don't care where he is from, he told me that I can go to heaven with him. I thought, and then suddenly, I flew up. Oh, my God! This is so high, so high.
It's a good thing I've practiced before, otherwise I would have had to throw up."
Sun Yue mocked: "It's true that you have practiced, although I don't know what you are practicing!"
Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue's sarcasm and continued: "When we arrive at paradise, take a look at it. This tall building is very big. There is a fence gate in front, which is locked and has a sign. It says, Paradise
One hundred meters to the left and right, setting up stalls is strictly prohibited!”
Sun Yue groaned, with a look of disbelief on his face.
"What the hell, there are stalls in heaven?"
Yang Yunyi said: "That's what it was written anyway. Then San'er told me that I would find it for you. He knocked on the door and shouted, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang!"
Sun Yue called out to Yang Yunyi: "Wait a moment, what's going on with Uncle Wang?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "The uncle in the communication room of Heaven is called Uncle Wang. You have never seen him, so you don't know what is normal!"
Sun Yue sneered: "I'm not rare either!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "Uncle Wang in the communication room came out. When he saw San'er, he shouted, San'er is back! Then he opened the door, and the door opened. San'er told
Uncle Wang, Mr. Yang is here. Uncle Wang took a closer look and said, "This young man is really handsome. If our girl hadn't gotten married, you would have been my son-in-law!"
Sun Yue said in surprise: "Good guy, don't praise yourself. And you want to be a son-in-law in heaven. What kind of pursuit is this!"
But no matter what he pursues, his son-in-law is very popular now!
Otherwise, there is no reason why so many people are willing to become brides-in-law.
Chapter completed!