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Author: Jin Chanshi

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Guo Qilin said calmly: "My brother, my brother is too rich. My family is relatively poor. There are five members of my family, my father, my mother, my wife and my son, living in a house with a total of four square meters.

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Yang Yunyi said in surprise: "No, wait a minute, your wife, you still have a son. I don't even have a wife or son. Where did you get your wife and son? You have to explain it clearly to the audience."

The audience didn’t react at first, but now they think it’s right!

Guo Qilin, born in 1996, is now at the end of 2008 and is about to enter 2009, which means he is four years old plus eight years old, which is twelve years old.

Let's be generous and add another blood to him, which will make him thirteen years old.

The thirteen-year-old child said that he had a son and a wife, and with his small appearance, there was no way he could be brought in!

And Yang Yunyi either let them in or let them watch for fun.

Guo Qilin said angrily: "You don't care. If you don't have it, you don't have the ability. What can I do if I have you? Anyway, our family of five only has one set of clothes at home."

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he let out an ouch.

Soon he asked: "Who is wearing this outfit?"

Guo Qilin replied: "Of course whoever goes out wears it!"

Yang Yunyi ouched again: "That's really pitiful, your family is so poor!"

Guo Qilin sighed: "Yeah, think about it, I want to make money to support my family, so I went out and put on the only clothes my family has, and this is it."

Yang Yunyi raised his head and stopped Guo Qilin.

"Wait a moment, please wait a moment. I would like to ask you a slightly technical question on behalf of my friends in the audience. Is that okay?"

When Guo Qilin heard that it had some technical content, he became interested.

"Okay, you ask!"

Yang Yunyi said: "You only have to wear one piece of clothing at home, and then the other four in your family have to be naked at home!"

The audience burst into laughter. If they didn't understand now, they would be fools.

The only piece of clothing in the family was worn by Guo Qilin, so everyone else was naked.

In this case, only Yang Yunyi and Guo Qilin can talk such nonsense on stage.

It’s just that they are curious about who wrote this piece of shit!

It definitely can’t be Guo Qilin, it can only be Yang Yunyi!

Guo Qilin kicked Yang Yunyi: "Hey, are you going to die? That's what I said. Besides, I'm talking about clothes, and they have linings! How can you be naked when there are linings!"

Yang Yunyi saw this and said, "You should have told me earlier, which caused me and the audience friends to misunderstand."

At this moment, the audience also wants to say something to Yang Yunyi, are you dead or not? You are the one running around with our ideas!

Guo Qilin said: "Brother, didn't you just agree not to talk nonsense? You want me to die. If I go back now, I can still have good fruits to eat! Besides, you said, let me

The audience will prove it to you."

Yang Yunyi asked with a confused look: "What did I just say?"

A group of spectators in the audience shouted: "Yang Yunyi is not a human being!"

"Yes, it's not a thing!"

Yang Yunyi was angry: "You are a thing, you are a thing, that's it!"

The audience will naturally not be angry and know that Yang Yunyi is joking.

They still understand the rules of cross talk. If they are really angry, then it is indeed not suitable to watch cross talk.

When Guo Qilin saw this, he said aggrievedly: "I will go back and return these clothes to my father and let him treat you!"

After saying that, he really ran backstage.

Yang Yunyi grabbed Guo Qilin and wanted to pull Guo Qilin back.

Not to mention, with Guo Qilin's physique, Yang Yunyi really has many advantages.

The audience saw this scene again and found it funny.

Now Guo Qilin is more than twelve years old, less than thirteen years old, but he weighs more than one hundred pounds. This is no joke.

Yang Yunyi admonished: "Come back, you really have to return your clothes, it's almost done, I don't know your family situation yet!"

Guo Qilin puffed out his cheeks and said, "Just come back!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Friends in the audience, don't listen to this kid's nonsense. His father made millions last year and even bought a small villa with delicious food. Everyone, can you imagine that a small villa is in the imperial capital?"

Guo Qilin said: "I have indeed heard about what you are talking about!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Fuck you, you have heard about your family's affairs!"

Guo Qilin said: "You really can't blame me, because I asked my dad, and I said dad, did my family make a lot of money this year? Do you know what my dad told me?"

Yang Yunyi was confused: "How did you say that?"

Guo Qilin said: "My father said that he didn't make any money, all he got was happiness!"

Yang Yunyi didn't quite understand: "No, what does this mean?"

Guo Qilin explained: "I was also confused, so I asked my dad what kind of happiness I got! My dad told me, son, you can't imagine my dad's happiness!"

Yang Yunyi pushed Guo Qilin with a smile on his face.

"Fuck you!"

Then the two bowed and left the stage, and applause broke out.

Thousands of people applauded, which is beyond what a small theater can compare with.

When Guo Qilin arrived backstage, his round face turned red, and he was obviously very excited. After all, it was the first time for him to face such a stage, perform with so many audiences, and perform completely. For him,

It is definitely a unique experience and a very big experience.

After the performance was over, there was naturally no money left. As Guo Qilin said, his father's happiness was incomprehensible to him, because he had paid a deposit in advance, and all subsequent payments were made through Deyun House's account.

At that time, at the end of the month, Yang Yunyi will receive the money from the commercial performance, which will be paid together with his salary.

To be honest, Yang Yunyi really doesn't know how much money his master can make in a year. As for the millions he mentioned on stage, he feels that he is too conservative.

But I'm afraid Lao Guo himself doesn't know the exact amount. After all, the wife is in charge of this money.

Guo Degang only knows that he has scored, and he doesn’t care how much he has scored.

After all, Wang Hui would still give him some pocket money.

Lao Guo couldn't say anything about Wang Hui being so strict.

And Wang Hui also knows the truth very well: men will become bad when they are rich, and women will be rich when they are bad. This is a truth that has not changed since ancient times.

If you stand up and say, I won't become bad if I have money.

That means you don’t have money yet. Besides, you are bad enough when you don’t have money. If you still want to be bad when you have money, then you are no longer a bully.

After the performance, Guo Qilin and Yang Yunyi went back.

Wang Huan drove to pick him up, but Wang Huan told Yang Yunyi that he was also very busy. Besides, he was Guo Degang's agent, so he shouldn't bother him with anything.

His intention was very obvious, that is, let Yang Yunyi learn to drive by himself.

Yang Yunyi looked at his virtues and thought of his time in Deyun Building. He tried his best to please others, and even invited people in the building to get on the bus and take everyone home.

Look at this face now!

Tsk tsk tsk, it’s different.
Chapter completed!