Chapter 313 Licking the iron railing with tongue (please subscribe)

Author: Jin Chanshi

Chapter 313 Licking the iron railing with tongue (please subscribe)

I said you are ruthless, but what kind of man are you?

There seems to be something wrong. Xiaochun sang "You are ruthless", but "What Man" was sung by Jay Chou.

Boy, I almost got mixed up.

At this time, Meng Xianghui gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Yi, I want to go on stage and talk about cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Meng Xianghui and frowned.

"They say three years to study and two years to work. You only joined Deyun Tower in March last year, right? It's only been less than two months since it lasted one year. Are you so anxious?"

Meng Xianghui said: "But why can Zhang Limin do it?"

When it comes to Zhang Limin, Yang Yunyi seems to understand something.

Yang Yunyi said: "The reason why Zhang Limin was able to go on stage to talk about cross talk is that he came to Deyun Building in 2006 and took the exam three times before passing the exam. Before he came to Deyun Building, he was very familiar with everyone. To be honest.

, no one would think that he was suitable for cross talk at the beginning because of his character, but now with his behavior, no one thinks that he is not suitable for cross talk."

Meng Xianghui didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

Yang Yunyi did not hide it, and said: "Zhang Limin has his own characteristics, which can attract people. Let me ask you, do you have your own characteristics?"

Meng Hetang was stunned, characteristic.

What qualities do you have?

I used to be the lobby manager of the hotel that Yu moved to. Does this count?

But he didn't say it out loud because he thought it was weird.

Seeing Meng Xianghui's confused look, Yang Yunyi sighed.

"Everyone has their own characteristics. Zhang Limin's characteristic is that he is very oily, and not just ordinary oily people!"

These words made Meng Xianghui even more confused about what to say. Can oil become a trait?

Well, you are lucky, so why don’t you pay for the postage yourself?

The truth is, he pales in comparison to Zhang Limin.

Zhang Limin's oil is the kind that makes you shiver.

When you see his words, deeds, and actions, you can't help but want to be like that.

But Meng Xianghui and Yang Yunyi have not discovered his shining point yet.

If we talk about appearance, it is not as good as mine. Although it is on the top in Deyun Tower, appearance is purely a burden for a cross talk actor.

After all, we don’t have a fandom yet, so we might as well recruit a few good-looking male crosstalk actors.

Yang Yunyi was able to be accepted as his apprentice by Lao Guo because of nothing else but the lack of people in Deyun Tower at that time and Yang Yunyi's eloquence, so Guo De just thought of accepting Yang Yunyi as his apprentice.

Otherwise, with Yang Yunyi’s looks, he wouldn’t be worthy of entering the cross talk school.

Those who talk about cross talk, including talk shows, must look funny.

If it is not funny, it can be said that it has no potential.

Meng Xianghui fell into deep thought, wondering what skills he had that could attract the audience.

Appearance, no, people who like cross talk don’t like good-looking people.

So hard work, to be honest, Meng Xianghui has worked hard enough, but hard work has to bear fruit!

Efforts that do not bear fruit are called efforts in vain.

As for the rest, Meng Xianghui suddenly realized that he knew his own characteristics.

He asked Yang Yunyi: "Brother Yi, I understand the characteristics you mentioned. I have them too, and I'm very powerful."

Yang Yunyi swallowed the noodles and looked at Meng Xianghui.

"For example, just for example!"

Meng Xianghui said proudly: "I'm from Harbin. It's very cold in the winter over there, with temperatures over ten degrees below zero, and the coldest days can reach 20 or 30 degrees."

Yang Yunyi was a little confused, why did Meng Xianghui talk about this? Did he want to say that he had strong cold resistance?

"So what do you mean?"

Meng Xianghui said with a smile: "The weather is very cold, and it can freeze. At that time, my friends and I liked to lick the iron railings with our tongues, and then our tongues were frozen by the iron railings."

Yang Yunyi only felt embarrassed. What kind of operation was this?

Do you want to perform a cross talk stage where you lick the iron railing and freeze?

To be honest, this is the imperial capital.

No matter how cold it is in the Imperial Capital, it will not be as cold as the Northeast.

Therefore, the cost of performing a performance of licking an iron railing and being frozen is very costly.

Meng Xianghui looked at Yang Yunyi and felt a little embarrassed, so he fell silent.

Yang Yunyi sighed and began to give Meng Xianghui ideas.

He said: "Well, since you can't find your own characteristics, you can find other people's characteristics, not just Zhang Helun's, but also other people's. I'll ask you again in a month, if that's okay!"

When Meng Xianghui heard this, he agreed.

The two of them had a bowl of noodles. Meng Xianghui wanted to continue to Deyun Tower, and Yang Yunyi went back.

After returning home, he saw Xu Xiao at home. He was a little surprised and asked: "There are no classes today, why are you here?"

It is already early March and school has started.

After Xu Xiao saw Yang Yunyi, she hugged his waist and replied: "Today is Women's Day, the school has given our teachers a holiday!"

At this moment, Yang Yunyi remembered that today is Women's Day and he was going to visit his wife that night.

But Yang Yunyi still frowned at this moment.

Seeing this, Xu Xiao asked with some confusion: "What's wrong? Did something happen outside?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "How can you celebrate this festival? They are talking about Women's Day. You are not obviously a girl!"

When Xu Xiao heard this, he became happy.

She likes to be with Yang Yunyi because Yang Yunyi will make her happy all the time.

Then she likes to be with Yang Yunyi, because every move Yang Yunyi makes makes her feel warm.

In the end, she was willing to be with Yang Yunyi, because without Yang Yunyi, maybe she would never meet such a person again.

Yang Yunyi also told Xu Xiao an interesting story. He said: "Today, a student in Deyun Building invited me to dinner, and he told me an interesting story."

Xu Xiao was surprised and asked with a smile: "What interesting thing!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "His family is from QQHE in Northeast China. He said that it is very cold there in winter, and the coldest time can reach minus 20 or 30 degrees. Then he likes to stick his tongue out with his boy.

Go out and lick the iron railing, and then your tongue will be frozen on the iron railing."

Xu Xiao groaned, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"The tongue is frozen on the iron railing. How can I remove it?"

Yang Yunyi was lost in thought. Yes, he actually forgot to ask Meng Xianghui how he and his young man removed their tongues from being frozen on the iron railing.

You can't just pull out the tongue and then put it back together!

This is tongue, not wood!

Yang Yunyi was a little regretful that he didn't ask clearly at that time, otherwise it would have become a burden.

Seeing Yang Yunyi thinking, Xu Xiao smiled and said, "No matter what, his tongue is quite good at licking!"

Yang Yunyi suddenly smiled and rushed towards Xu Xiao.

"Actually, my tongue is actually quite good at licking!"
Chapter completed!