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Chapter 36 Network Pioneer 1

Chapter 36 Network Pioneer (1)

After Yang Yunyi took Sun Yue onto the stage, he kept looking left and right.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi and said, "Hey, why are you on stage?"

Yang Yunyi smiled sheepishly and replied: "I just wanted to stand on the stage for twenty minutes and then get off stage."

Sun Yue was dissatisfied and pointed at Yang Yunyi and said: "If you are asked to go on stage to talk about cross talk, you have to watch the audience for twenty minutes. How did you say these words? Are the audience here to listen to you talk about cross talk, or are they here to see you?

"

Yang Yunyi said with a smile: "Since you said I am shameless, then the audience is here to see me."

He also asked the audience: "Is that right?"

The audience in the audience naturally supported Yang Yunyi. After all, Yang Yunyi always had new ideas every time he started.

"Yes, we are here to see you."

"Of course I came to see you, you are so handsome!"

Yang Yunyi put his paw to his mouth: "Oh, my God, I even forgot that I was choking, huffing and puffing, so where did I just say it!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue again: "Although I won't listen, you have to say it. If you don't say it, what will the audience do?"

"Shut up, I won't listen!" Yang Yunyi covered his ears.

Yang Yunyi just accepted it on the stage. If it were off stage, the two people in the audience wouldn't say this.

Sun Yue was stunned, and the audience was also stunned, and they began to speculate.

Yang Yunyi asked: "Why, you didn't feed the elephant?"

"YYDS?" Sun Yue muttered for a while.

At this time, as Sun Yue's partner, Yang Yunyi had to tease him.

Sun Yue was unhappy: "I haven't said it yet!"

The audience's eyes were focused on Sun Yue, and a child in the front row suddenly asked: "Are you really playing the role of an elephant?"

This also aroused the audience's curiosity even more. What did Sun Yue do before?

Sun Yue nodded seriously and said: "It's just a beast! Beast, isn't it the abbreviation of CS!"

Sun Yue responded fearlessly: "You come as you please, I have nothing to fear."

The audience in the audience looked surprised, and then burst into laughter.

Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a blank look, then turned and left.

Yang Yunyi also said to the audience at the right time: "Viewers, I don't dare to say this nonsense. Before Sun Yue partnered with me, he raised elephants in the zoo. If you don't believe it, you can ask him yourself!"

Yang Yunyi said to Sun Yue with a smile on his face: "Did you see that the audience is here to see me."

It's just that the six words "graduate" were not mentioned. Yang Yunyi said one word to poke Sun Yue once.

It's amazing that he can eat steamed buns.

"Shut up!"

Yang Yunyi continued with a smile: "Okay, okay, you don't know CS, then you should know YYDS, right?"

"CS!"

The audience was stunned. Why did Sun Yue feed the elephant?

Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi and asked dissatisfiedly: "Wait a minute, why are you introducing cross talk actor Yang Yunyi? I am just feeding the elephant, I am also a cross talk actor!"

Sun Yue told me several times, but finally acquiesced.

Yang Yunyi did not answer, but faced the audience and began to perform formally.

"Fuck you!"

"I'm talking about CS!" Yang Yunyi said angrily.

Is it possible to help him? He is not a compliment!

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun didn't play the role of elephants before, but he played the role of baby elephants. The baby elephant you saw in the zoo might have been played by Teacher Sun Yue. From now on, if you want to see elephants, don't go.

It’s the zoo, come directly to our Deyun Building and I’ll ask Teacher Sun to perform it for you!”

Sun Yue replied: "You are moving fast enough, but when it comes to the Internet, I have always been at the forefront of the times."

The audience burst into laughter again because Sun Yue had an accident on stage, which is also called eating buns.

Sun Yue was about to speak again, but Yang Yunyi spoke.

Sun Yue discovered that even if he was not from the Imperial Capital, after staying in the Imperial Capital for a long time, everyone would talk about what he was doing. It was quite interesting!

Yang Yunyi said: "Since you said you are an old Internet user, then I will test your basic vocabulary on the Internet!"

Yang Yunyi said clearly: "I don't believe it!"

"brute!"

Before Sun Yue could say anything, the little boy replied in his own voice: "You really look like you are playing an elephant, so I will call you Uncle Elephant from now on!"

Sun Yue chuckled twice: "Now you know you are talking about cross talk, why did you cut it just now?"

At this moment, Sun Yue spoke loudly.

"Good afternoon, dear audience friends, I am Yang Yunyi, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Tower, and this person next to me is my partner, Sun Yue who feeds the elephants!"

But it's so funny. You must know that Sun Yue started his cross talk career in novels.

When Sun Yue heard this, he replied dumbfounded: "I used to play the role of an elephant in a zoo. Bah, I raise elephants!"

Sun Yue sighed and remained silent.

"Who is a serious person who listens to cross talk?"

Yang Yunyi said disdainfully: "You can pick it up at your fingertips, what are you, my name is Yang Yunyi, your name is Sun Xiangxiang, it's all just like water!"

Sun Yue said: "You can actually speak English?"

Sun Yue said: "But I heard that you not only have a primary school education, but you actually know English."

Yang Yunyi laughed and said: "Teacher Sun, my dear Teacher Sun, we are cross talk actors. Cross talk is our job, and our faces are only external."

Sun Yue was angry: "Damn, you are so funny!"

Sun Yue said angrily: "Beast!"

This wave is purely Sun Yue scolding Yang Yunyi, and the audience is happy to see it!

Yang Yunyi never thought that Sun Yue would eat steamed buns.

Yang Yunyi asked with a smile: "Teacher Sun, have you been online recently?"

Yang Yunyi explained helplessly, "CS, "Counter-Strike", called Counter-Strike in English, is a shooting game series developed by Valve."

The audience laughed directly, and Sun Yue also laughed.

This little boy was not a bastard, but the baggage he threw out was so explosive that he probably didn't even know he had thrown it out.

Yang Yunyi was unhappy and asked: "Why cut it?"

"The audience is all here to see you, so of course I have to leave! Do you want to humiliate yourself by staying here?" Sun Yue's face was full of displeasure.

Yang Yunyi glared at Sun Yue, poked Sun Yue with his finger dissatisfied and said: "I went to junior high school, but I didn't graduate!"

The expressions of the audience in the audience naturally didn’t believe it either!

Sun Yue felt aggrieved and hurriedly explained: "Really, I am also an old netizen. How can I joke with you about this!"

"No one will come to listen to the cross talk, right?"

Sun Yue suddenly understood the meaning of this sentence and laughed twice.

"I understand, is this YYDS Yang Yi Diaosi? Your name was Yang Yi before, and then you were Diaosi, so the correct answer to YYDS is Yang Yi Diaosi!"

Yang Yunyi snorted: "I'm going to slap you in the face, damn Yang Yi!"

The audience was already extremely happy, but they still enjoyed guessing the meaning of this sentence.
Chapter completed!
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