Chapter 370 Yu Qian is so useless (please subscribe)

Author: Jin Chanshi

Chapter 370 Yu Qian is so useless (please subscribe)

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? Of course my master taught me. He taught me the skills of housekeeping and eating!"

Yang Yunyi said meaningfully: "The housekeeper doesn't close the door, right?"

The audience laughed loudly, they already understood what Yang Yunyi's subtext was.

Sun Yue also understands, he is not a fool.

He looked at Yang Yunyi dissatisfied: "I am a dog, right?"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand: "You said this yourself, and it has nothing to do with me! But when it comes to Mr. Shi, I admire him from the bottom of my heart."

Sun Yue nodded: "You should admire me too!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Shi is not only very good at cross talk, but he also trained two very outstanding apprentices!"

Sun Yue smiled: "Yes, that's right!"

Because Sun Yue knew that Yang Yunyi was talking about himself and Teacher Yu Qianyu.

Teacher Yu’s own seniors were all apprenticed to Mr. Shi Fukuan.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue's appearance and changed his tone like this.

"These two apprentices, one is named Dahuang and the other is Ermao. They are outstanding, really outstanding!"

When he said this, Yang Yunyi gave him a thumbs up, which meant that he indeed felt excellent.

But when Sun Yue heard this, he also discovered it.

He said: "You have been talking here for a long time, but you are still talking nonsense! What about Dahuang and Ermao, Teacher Yu Qian and I! These are the two proud disciples of my master."

Yang Yunyi pretended to be stupid and said blankly: "Oh, the nicknames of you and Teacher Yu are Dahuang and Ermao!"

Sun Yue initially snorted, but then he thought about it and thought it was not necessary, so he started to care.

"You are right, I am Ermao and he is Dahuang!"

The audience was all laughing. They were talking along with you, but Yu Qian was the one who got hurt in the end!

Yu Qian said angrily in the background: "Who's rhubarb!"

He was listening to a cross talk in the background, and he was stunned. These two people didn't like to be human beings, they had to be dogs!

Yang Yunyi said: "No matter what, Mr. Shi is very good and has trained you and Teacher Yu, two very good cross talk actors."

Sun Yue said: "That's right!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "But Mr. Shi did not expect that although he taught two apprentices, the master starved to death."

Sun Yue wondered: "How can you say this? Why did my master teach his disciples and starve to death!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Well, how about we act out for a while?"

Sun Yue was confused: "Who am I playing? Am I playing myself?"

Yang Yunyi was not happy: "What do you mean you play you? You play your senior brother Yu Qian! I will play your master, Mr. Shi!"

Sun Yue nodded: "Okay, okay!"

Yang Yunyi also set up a scenario for this.

"The plot is like this. One day, we met in a restaurant. Yu Qian was as attractive as 258,000 yuan. I licked my face and took the initiative to say hello to Yu Qian."

Sun Yue nodded: "I understand, I understand, let's get started!"

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue separated on both sides, and then walked toward the middle together.

Yu Qian naturally imitated Yu Qian and walked with a limp as if he were 258,000.

After Yang Yunyi came closer, he looked at Sun Yue and said, "No, I'm asking you to play Yu Qian. I'm not asking you to play a lame man. Yu Qian is not limping."

Yu Qian in the background couldn't stand it any more. He was arranging his own choreography like this today!

Sun Yue said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you have the final say!"

The two separated again, one on the left and the other on the right, and then walked toward the middle together.

Mr. Shi, played by Yang Yunyi, looked at Yu Qian, played by Sun Yue, then looked at him, cursed him, and was about to walk past him.

Sun Yue was unwilling, so he quickly grabbed Yang Yunyi and said, "No, wait a minute, why are you spitting in my face!"

Yang Yunyi said: "You are now Yu Qian's identity!"

Sun Yue said with a vague understanding: "But even if I am Yu Qian, you can't spit in my face!"

Yang Yunyi also understood, pointed at Sun Yue and said: "You bitch, you are so popular now that you don't even shout when you see the master. Are you going to make Guo Degang a baby?"

Sun Yue yelled, and the audience also yelled.

However, Sun Yue was still immersed in his role and continued to play Yu Qian.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Why do you want me to be a child for Guo Degang? I did it for the glory of our Shimen Cross Talk. If I didn't rely on Guo Degang, our Shimen Cross Talk would have declined long ago. If you are still a child, what's wrong with me?

, If I am a small person, it means swallowing my anger, but if I am a small person, it is called a big plan!"

Yang Yunyi became interested: "You are so careless!"

Yu Qian, played by Sun Yue, said: "That's it"

Soon he realized something was wrong, and immediately said: "What is Xisuo? Why am I Xisuo!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Didn't you say that you approached Guo Degang in order to revive the Shimen Crosstalk? Please explain your plan in detail, how you calculated it, and how you managed to hide Deyun Tower in the end. Or even whether Guo Degang will come back for revenge in the end?

This series.”

When Sun Yue heard this, he asked: "This Yu Qian is such an idiot. Teacher Guo treats him like this. He is so considerate of his own heart that he is plotting against someone else's Deyun Tower!"

As soon as these words came out, Yang Yunyi was stunned.

You didn't perform this Yu Qian, why are you asking me?

Yu Qian looked at Guo Degang in the background. He was so angry that he couldn't sit still and walked back and forth.

Guo Degang looked at Yu Qian and said quietly: "I didn't expect you to be like this Yu Qian!"

At this moment, Yu Qian really had a hundred mouths open and he didn't know how to explain it.

While Yu Qian was still entertaining himself on the stage, Sun Yue said: "I just thought that my senior brother would say such a thing. After I took on the role of Teacher Yu, I realized that Teacher Yu had really endured the humiliation and endured the heavy burden of living beside Teacher Guo for these years.

!Not even a strand of my underwear is my own.”

The audience laughed and were so happy.

No pair of underpants belongs to him, so Yu Qian doesn’t even wear underpants?

Yu Qian couldn't bear it anymore. As the saying goes, his uncle could bear it, but his aunt couldn't bear it either.

Yu Qian carried a microphone stand and microphone and came on stage aggressively.

Good guys, the cross talk has turned into a group cross talk. It was obviously not discussed before.

Well, obviously the real owner couldn't stand it anymore and came to trouble the two of them.

But I have to admit, this is really beautiful.

The more chaotic the scene, the happier the audience is.

The cross talk is as bland as water, whoever is the actor is watching.

Yu Qianti slid the microphone, swung the microphone stand to the middle, and directly inserted it horizontally!

At this time, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue stopped talking, and their eyes wandered.

Yu Qian looked around and said, "Why don't you say anything anymore? Didn't you arrange my choreography very well on the stage just now? Why don't you say anything now? You are mute?"

"Me, why am I not a thing? Why am I a child and still endure the humiliation? Why don't you say it now? Talk!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and said, "Teacher Sun, did you hear someone talking just now?"

Sun Yue was also smart: "No! Someone was talking just now, why didn't I hear it?"
Chapter completed!