Chapter 43 Whoever sweeps the floor is stronger than Guo Degang
Chapter 43 Anyone who sweeps the floor is stronger than Guo De
Off the stage, Kong Laosan was sweeping the floor with a broom, while Yang Yunyi was mopping the floor with a mop.
Kong Laosan suddenly stopped, looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "Brother Yi, am I not suitable for cross talk?"
Yang Yunyi was silent and did not answer immediately.
He clearly knew that maybe just a word from someone else could affect Kong Laosan's life, not to mention that this person was himself.
About two or three minutes later, Yang Yunyi replied: "I used to be a plate waiter. You said that I can do cross talk as a plate waiter. What can't you do?"
Yang Yun also seemed to have thought of something and added something.
"Learning cross talk is, after all, a way to earn a living. It does not mean that we must make a lot of money or be famous through cross talk. You just need to remember that you are engaged in this industry not for others, but for yourself.
This is enough."
Kong Desui nodded. He knew that Yang Yunyi's bowl of chicken soup was very strong, and what he said was indeed reasonable.
After cleaning up honestly, Yang Yunyi left.
Yang Yunyi said disdainfully: "It's hard for me to help you with your little money!"
Sun Yue reluctantly pulled out a fifty card and said with a twitching face: "Here, give it!"
Sun Yue urged: "Talk about it!"
Yang Yunyi said with fake embarrassment: "I'm sorry for Teacher Sun. I made Teacher Sun an orphan. I have an unshirkable responsibility!"
After all, there are only a few actors in Deyun Tower who come and go, and there are always people who need new ones to satisfy the freshness.
In fact, this is a disguised way of recommending the new actors of Deyun Tower to everyone, and the audience will naturally support it.
To be honest, many people thought it was a joke, but looking at the expression on Yang Yunyi's face, it seemed that it was not a joke.
Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue: "Teacher Guo is my master. No matter how rebellious I am, I will never make trouble against my master's family."
After Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue came on stage, they bowed to the audience, and then Yang Yunyi said: "Hello everyone, I am Yang Yunyi, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Tower, and this person next to me is my partner, Sun Yue, Teacher Sun!"
The audience also shouted: "Add more money, you must add more money!"
When Sun Yue heard this, he replied angrily: "You deserve to be ruined by Jiang Langcai!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "For me, my talent depends on the number of people in Teacher Sun's family. Now that Teacher Sun has no one in his family, I won't be able to use up my talents."
Sun Yue directly said a curse word, "Fuck you."
Sun Yue yelled: "Good guy, you just want to make fun of me, right?"
Sun Yue looked in disbelief: "Is it true that anyone can be better than him?"
Anyway, until now, Cao Yunxin is the only one who has fully developed Deyun Tower. He has really turned over all kinds of baggage, over and over again!
Yang Yunyi happily took the money and said with a smile: "It's easy to do things if you have money! Then I will tell you about my master Guo Degang to the audience!"
His thoughts were indeed very confused today, but he calmed down a lot when looking at the round moon.
Yang Yunyi spread his hands and replied with a tangled look on his face: "I have exhausted my talents and can no longer create good cross talk to give back to the audience."
Cao Yunxin's first two games were all old jokes, and the audience bought them, but Yang Yunyi's second game planned to use something new.
Kong Laosan, who was holding a broom and dustpan on the side, was stunned. Yang Yunyi shouted again, and Kong Laosan put down what he was holding and came on stage.
Generally speaking, when encountering such a situation, it must be hidden, but Yang Yunyi was better off and said it directly in front of the public.
Sun Yue said with a satisfied smile: "Yes, yes, I am Sun Yue!"
Yang Yunyi sighed suddenly, with a meaningful look on his face.
That's right, Sun Yue is still alive mainly because he still needs Sun Yue as his partner.
"Teacher Sun, is anyone still alive in your family?"
Yang Yunyi solemnly introduced to the audience: "This is Kong Laosan, the sweeper of our Deyun Building. He is the third eldest in the family. His real name is Kong Desui. I think he is stronger than Guo De!"
When the host shouted: "Let us welcome the pair Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue to the stage with warm applause."
Sun Yue groaned and said in disbelief: "Is Jiang Lang's talent exhausted?"
The audience cheered enthusiastically and welcomed Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue.
Yang Yunyi said: "Since I dare to say that, I'm not afraid of him. Otherwise, I'll ask a sweeper from our Deyun Tower to come up and recite a passage for everyone. Let's see if we can compare with that little black fat guy. How about that?"
Sun Yue asked: "What should we do?"
Yang Yunyi shook his head: "Teacher Sun, it's not that I don't want to talk about my master's family, but there is no reason!"
Yang Yunyi thought for a while and then asked.
The audience was also dumbfounded. Can this be said?
Yang Yunyi said: "My master Guo Degang, as everyone knows, is a little black fat guy! Many people think that his cross talk art is very powerful, but to be honest, what does he know about cross talk? It can be said that I just randomly pull out a person from the street.
Better than him?"
The audience agreed wholeheartedly, and Yang Yunyi also called out: "Kong Laosan, come up!"
The audience also pricked up their ears, wanting to know what kind of person Guo Degang was from Yang Yunyi's mouth.
"well!"
Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue used old jokes and new routines in the morning show. Now that Yang Yunyi is on stage, he basically has to sing a ditty.
Sun Yue asked the audience: "Friends in the audience, do you think it's okay?"
Yang Yunyi made a gesture asking for money, and Sun Yue took out twenty yuan from his trouser pocket under his coat.
This is not set by anyone. To put it bluntly, Yang Yunyi's basic skills are not very good.
Yang Yunyi can't even reach this point, but he is also catching up.
There was a performance the next day. Yang Yunyi finished washing and fell asleep.
Many people are confused about this burden, but those who understand it find it particularly hilarious.
Otherwise, Sun Yue, haha, would probably have been killed by Yang Yunyi on stage.
Because in the past time, Sun Yue and his eighteen generations of ancestors were all exposed by Yang Yunyi on this stage.
Yang Yunyi nodded and said yes, indicating that he was sure about this matter.
On the second day, Yang Yunyi had two games and Cao Yunxin had three games.
Sun Yue said angrily: "Your master, Teacher Guo's family is still here!"
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi gently and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong with you?"
Kong Laosan was at a loss for a moment, but there was a sigh of relief from the audience.
Sun Yue also said: "I prove to everyone that Kong Laosan is indeed the sweeper of our Deyun Building, but I still don't believe that he is better than Teacher Guo."
Yang Yunyi put a smile on his face and said to Kong Desui: "Kong Laosan, just tell me if you can do it?"
Yang Yunyi is a thief. He is talking about whether he can do it, not that he is stronger than Guo De.
You are a man, how can you say you are not good at it?
After all, Kong Laosan is also a man.
If he is a man, he will do it!
Chapter completed!