I Can Be Red (Part 1)

Yang Yunyi said: "I am very nervous when I step on this stage for the first time. Please allow me to introduce myself to you first. I am a crosstalk actor from Deyun Tower. My name is Yang Yunyi."

After Yang Yunyi finished speaking, he bowed deeply to the audience.

The audience in the audience began to applaud. Yang Yunyi's performance just now has been recognized by them.

The audience's recognition is very simple, you just have to be funny on stage.

If you stand on stage and can't even say a word well, the audience will definitely kick you off.

"Next, I will introduce in detail the person next to me, my mentor, the founder of Deyun Tower, Mr. Guo Degang, who is 1.8 meters tall."

The audience in the audience screamed, and naturally some people laughed.

Guo Degang touched Yang Yunyi with his hand: "Son, although I am your master and hold the power of your life and death, you don't need to praise me so much. I am not 1.8 meters tall!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Guo Degang in confusion: "Oh my God, Master, you are not even 1.8 meters tall?"

Then Yang Yunyi faced the audience and said seriously to the audience: "Friends in the audience, I am 2.26 meters tall. My master can fit under my arm. Is 1.8 meters too much?"

Guo Degang: "Just graduate from elementary school and still have a small salary."

Yang Yunyi suppressed a smile and said: "Everyone knows that it is very difficult for crosstalk actors in this era."

Guo Degang: "Isn't this nonsense? I definitely want to be famous!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Just a joke, just a joke to everyone. In fact, everyone heard it wrong. I said my master is one meter!"

Before Yang Yunyi finished speaking, Guo Degang asked loudly: "What happened to your mother?"

The audience once again gave a strong response, and Guo Degang also smiled and replied: "It's passed, it's passed!"

Guo Degang: "Yes, it was a lack of red just now, but now it's a lack of fire. Then you can tell me, why am I lacking of fire?"

Yang Yunyi immediately answered and said: "None of this is important. What is important is that Master, you lack fire in your life!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I don't need you, I deserve it! But I can still tell you why you lack fire. Take movies as an example, look at those big stars, how many awards did they win?

A big star. May I ask Master, what award did you get?"

Yang Yunyi replied proudly: "Elementary school undergraduate!"

Yang Yunyi immediately explained: "Master, write a novel and adapt it into a film and television drama. Then you will become popular!"

Yang Yunyi nodded and introduced again: "The person next to me is my mentor, Mr. Guo Degang, who is 1.63 meters tall."

Yang Yunyi said: "There has been a saying since ancient times that the first prize brings more fame, the second prize brings more joy, and the third prize can't be touched by little hands. Master, you won a third prize. Do you think you are not lucky?"

What is red?”

Yang Yunyi said firmly: "That's right, writing novels is still writing online novels."

When Guo De was asked, someone from the audience suddenly reminded him: "I won a third prize!"

Guo Degang said: "If I don't go, I will just talk about cross talk. I believe that if I keep talking about cross talk, one day I will be able to be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala."

The audience laughed, and Yang Yunyi also laughed.

Yang Yunyi was unhappy and began to argue: "What kind of elementary school graduate? Even if you are my master, you can't insult me. I haven't graduated from elementary school yet and haven't given me a diploma!"

Guo Degang took the place of the audience and asked their doubts: "What is a small book?"

Yang Yunyi said proudly: "Xiao Ben!"

Yang Yunyi: "Do you lack red in your life?"

Yang Yunyi: "Master, do you have any special skills?"

Guo Degang asked tentatively again: "How about I go sing?"

Yang Yunyi: "You can't introduce your height, right?"

Yang Yunyi replied cheerfully: "It is the red color of gold, wood, water and soil. You lack red in your life."

The audience and Guo Degang were equally puzzled, what does it mean to be short of red in life?

Guo Degang asked: "What is the lack of red in life?"

The audience was already laughing. A small book is equivalent to a primary school degree, and you have gained a lot of knowledge.

Yang Yunyi: "Next to me is my mentor, Mr. Guo Degang, who doesn't allow me to talk about my height."

Guo Degang replied: "Let's not talk about whether you are popular or not, but now I want to slap you!"

"Write a novel?"

"Then I dance?"

Guo Degang quickly grabbed Yang Yunyi's arm: "Shut up! I'm not that short!"

"Oh my God!"

The voices from the audience came again, and Yang Yunyi felt proud instead of ashamed.

Yang Yunyi responded: "When it comes to this, I still have a lot of experience. Master, if you really want to be popular, just write a novel!"

The audience was confused again, what is a small book?

Guo Degang: "You don't need to mention my height, just introduce me directly."

Guo Degang was unhappy: "That doesn't mean I can't be popular!"

Guo Degang: "I have never heard of metal, wood, water, and red earth. That is called metal, wood, water, earth, and fire. What level of education do you have!"

Master, how do you know this?

Yang Yunyi was a little surprised. He had heard this saying circulating in the Internet literary world in his previous life, but he never knew who said it. It turned out to be Mr. Guo Degang.

Guo Degang said: "Crosstalk!"

Guo Degang: "No one makes a fuss about height."

"Oh my god! Master, you are the only one who still sings. Your broken gong voice is like a big rooster, and you still have to sing!"

After speaking, Yang Yunyi stretched out his two hands and made a length of one meter for comparison.

Guo Degang chuckled and then said: "Isn't writing a novel a dead end?"

Yang Yunyi clapped his hands and said: "That's right, but you don't have a red life!"

Guo Degang asked: "Then I can't do this or that. What do you think I can do?"

Yang Yunyi reminded: "Third prize, little hands can't touch it!"

Then Yang Yunyi put his hand on Guo Degang's shoulder, shook his legs, patted Guo Degang's shoulder and said: "Little fat man, let me ask you, do you want to be famous?"

"Yes, I am this traitor's mentor!"

Yang Yunyi touched his chin, looked at his master, put his hand on his shoulder and said: "Master, you don't even have a waist when dancing!"

Guo Degang: "Yes, I have a third prize in the cross talk competition!"

The audience laughed again when they saw Yang Yunyi's arrogant and rebellious look.

"What's your height?"

Guo Degang pointed at Yang Yunyi and said helplessly to the audience: "Looking at this guy's shameless look, I'm really ashamed for him!"

Yang Yunyi quickly put down his hand and said, "Don't think about spanking me all the time. I just want to ask Master if you want to be popular!"

"One meter sixty-three!"

Guo Degang: "How do you say this?"

Yang Yunyi lowered his head and muttered: "Then my possibility may be higher."

After the audience gasped, Guo Degang also asked: "What are you muttering about?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Master, I mean I may have more fire potential than you!"

Guo Degang laughed and asked curiously: "Tell me, what is your potential to be more popular than me?"
Chapter completed!