Crazy teasing

Yang Yunyi will perform eight performances today, which is almost a week's workload for Yang Yunyi.

Of course, not counting the time when I competed with Cao Yunxin.

The reason why Guo Degang did this was naturally not to embarrass Yang Yunyi.

There is really no other way. The free cross talk was invited in the name of Yang Yunyi's birthday. Naturally, Yang Yunyi will perform, otherwise other people who don't know why will have objections.

Even if he has no objection, Yang Yunyi will still owe others a favor.

In this world, the most terrifying thing is owing a debt of gratitude.

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue walked onto the stage, and the audience was filled with excitement.

When Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue came on the stage, the audience also gave them the warmest applause.

Free cross talk, even if the other party's performance is not good, there is no shame in clapping!

Yang Yunyi said: "Hello, everyone! Welcome everyone to listen to the cross talk show between me and Teacher Sun on my birthday. I am a cross talk actor from Deyun Tower, Yang Yunyi! This person next to me is my partner, Sun Yue

Teacher Sun!"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes!"

When the man saw Yang Yunyi slandering him so much, he retorted: "Not that much!"

Who makes him the biggest scalper in Deyun Tower? Because Yang Yunyi actually said it wrong. It wasn't one-third, or the man said there weren't that many, but he bought more than half of the tickets.

Holding back his anger, he muttered: "Wait, it will make you look good."

He is a poor fan. He started reselling tickets for Deyun Tower in July and has made nearly 10,000 yuan so far.

The audience in the audience was extremely unified and responded loudly.

Sun Yue added: "I must like our Deyun Tower very much, but each person can only refund one vote. I'm afraid this big brother will not be happy today!"

"yes!"

Sun Yue turned around and left, but was held back by Yang Yunyi.

At this time, Sun Yue asked the audience: "You came to Deyun Tower to listen to cross talk, are you all here to see Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu?"

Yang Yunyi asked with a smile: "Brother, if there is not one third, how many are there? The tickets you sell are several times more expensive than the ones we sold. You must be the most loyal fan of our Deyun Tower, right?"

Sun Yue stopped him and said, "That's it. Keep a line in everything so that we can meet each other easily in the future! Now, the most important thing is to tell the audience a good cross talk!"

In fact, the audience has already understood that this means that this man is a scalper!

But why is he able to sit in the middle of the first row as stable as a mountain?

Despite the confusion, Yang Yunyi did not let go of the scalpers.

The man almost fell down when he heard this.

If he really keeps selling like this, the young model in the club will be just around the corner.

The audience in the audience was stunned, and Sun Yue was also dumbfounded. What's the big brother?

During the lyrics, there was no big brother who suddenly appeared!

Sun Yue couldn't help but said: "Why, your relatives from your hometown are here?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Brother, why are you here?"

Yang Yunyi asked: "Teacher Sun, what's wrong with you?"

"Teacher Sun, you don't know! A while ago, when I was wandering at the door, this big brother came up to me. He asked me if I wanted to buy tickets for Deyun Tower!"

The audience didn't understand, but Sun Yue did, and he also deliberately asked: "How could he sell our tickets? Isn't it Mr. Guo and his second uncle who are selling our tickets? That old gentleman's eyes are like rulers, so that's not allowed.

Someone is taking his job!"

Sun Yue looked unbelievable: "Is there still such a thing?"

Sun Yue: "What's going on?"

But today, he lost thousands of dollars.

Yang Yunyi saw that the audience was listening attentively. When the scalper looked at him coldly, Yang Yunyi also started to tell a story.

Yang Yunyi chuckled and said: "Teacher Sun, what are you talking about cross talk today! It's my birthday today and I am the birthday boy, so what are you talking about cross talk? Later I will tell the audience two jokes and sing a little song and it will end."

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "Isn't that right? The most important thing is that this big brother told me the ticket price. I was even surprised!"

Sun Yue said, "It's not good for you to do this! If you do this, I'll be sorry to the audience!"

The audience burst into laughter, and their eyes moved from the stage to the man.

The man changed from walking to running, and he was getting faster and faster!

Yang Yunyi also shouted: "Brother, come and listen to my cross talk next time you have a chance, I won't charge you any money!"

It's a pity that he was tricked like this today, that's why he came in to watch the cross talk show. He also chose the best seat and saw Yang Yunyi.

Sun Yue asked strangely: "Identity, what identity?"

Needless to say, this is God’s will!

The man couldn't sit still anymore, so he got up and left. He didn't want to be noticed.

Even buying a house in the imperial capital is not a dream.

Yang Yunyi grabbed Sun Yue. Although he couldn't hold him back, he still comforted him: "Teacher Sun, although they came to see my master and teacher Yu, we are also part of Deyun Tower, and we still have to perform the performance.

We must be worthy of our status.”

Yang Yunyi looked at this man in disbelief. This man had been looking at Yang Yunyi in disbelief from the beginning.

Being a scalper is no better than working part-time!

Sun Yue replied angrily: "Listen to what they said. They are all here to see Guo Degang and Yu Qian. This cross talk is beyond words. Whoever you like can say it!"

It’s not that he bought half before, but he decided to buy half from today on.

Yang Yunyi became angry again and said: "Audience? Why are you sorry for the audience? The audience came to see my master Guo Degang, not me at all. Teacher Sun, if you don't believe it, you can ask them!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I didn't know until this big brother took out a handful of tickets how much he loves our Deyun Tower. He bought almost one-third of the tickets we sold, and they were all in the front row."

Sit down!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "No way! I have met this guy before, and he is selling tickets for our Deyun Tower!"

To be a scalper is to remain mysterious!

Seeing the man about to leave, Yang Yunyi immediately called out: "Brother, are you going to the bathroom? The show just started and you went to the bathroom. Is your kidney not working?"

The audience began to applaud again, and Yang Yunyi's eyes had already spotted a man in the front row.

At this moment, the man's face couldn't keep it straight.

Yang Yunyi suddenly asked Sun Yue: "Teacher Sun, do you think he will tell me to wait behind his back to make me look good?"

Instead of being comforted, the audience in the audience burst out laughing. Sun Yue's expression and expression seemed too cute to them.

Yang Yunyi replied righteously: "The identity of the crosstalk person!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he still came back, but his face still looked unhappy.

Although it is just a pretense, a problem can be told from the side.

Anyone who talks about cross talk needs to be noticed. No one doesn't desire the stage, and no one doesn't want to stand out.

After all, crosstalk is a craft!

I am an outsider in cross talk, not a professional, and there must be many problems. But I basically write cross talk myself, and then incorporate some other people’s jokes. If it is not good, don’t be offended!
Chapter completed!