Chapter 79 Waiting and Waiting
Chapter 79 Just wait and wait
Yang Yunyi was on the stage, making movements like pressing a machine, and made a puff.
Then he suddenly said: "Everyone, please close your eyes when it gets dark!"
Sun Yue said helplessly: "Why, is it going to explode or something?"
Yang Yunyi retorted: "If it explodes, then everyone should run away. Why are you closing your eyes? Teacher Sun, I found that you are good at everything, but you have a bad temper."
The audience laughed. What do you mean, everything is fine, but you have a bad temper?
If your temper is not good, then everything is bad.
Sun Yue yelled and said, "Okay, I'll let you tell me everything."
Yang Yunyi continued to make messy sounds, and Sun Yue spoke again.
"You sound a little excited!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "That's natural. I will be able to print tickets for the Forbidden City in the future. When I do, I will make the tickets for the Forbidden City and everyone will buy my tickets."
In the audience, an audience member made a joke.
For this answer, all the audience applauded Yang Yunyi, full marks, direct answer.
"You have something to do with the police, right?"
When the cross talk ended, the audience applauded and laughed.
Fortunately, the host has already summoned Gao Feng and his partner. Guo De didn't bother Yang Yunyi just now, otherwise Yang Yunyi would have gone too far in a few days.
Everyone just felt chilled all over. You dare to say this, this is not on stage.
Yu Qian stood up and shook his head and said: "I can tease you, but I can't flatter you. If you want to go, it's most appropriate for me to go. Anyway, I will put my old face aside today."
To be precise, I feel sorry for myself and the audience.
At the beginning, Yang Yunyi said that he was going to the Forbidden City, but was stopped.
The moment he was about to take the stage, Guo Degang turned around and said fiercely to Yang Yunyi: "Yang Yi, after I finish talking about this cross talk, just wait for me!"
Soon it was Gao Feng and Luan Bo's turn to perform.
He is not a grandmaster, but he is no longer a primary school student in the cross talk world.
Gao Feng replied: "He said he went to the toilet! Why, hasn't he come back yet?"
Sun Yue was unconvinced: "Why don't people buy tickets for the Forbidden City and come to buy a fake ticket like yours?"
So Yang Yunyi's cross talk has indeed reached a very high level.
Teacher Yu Qian is really shameless. I don’t mean shameless. I mean, for the sake of Deyun Tower, he is able to give up this old face. He is simply a role model among cross talk actors!
Guo Degang and Yu Qian must have a tacit understanding, but they also need to dialogue, and they can't just open their mouths on stage. Such a skill is called one-liners.
Even if Yang Yunyi doesn't look funny, his speaking skills have proven that he doesn't need to look funny to talk funny.
When everyone looked happy and looked back at Guo Degang, Guo Degang didn't have a good look on his face.
Yang Yunyi raised his head and responded very seriously: "Who told them not to allow me to drive into the Forbidden City!"
Sun Yue also started to argue. He said: "How novel it is. You can make counterfeit bills cheaper than those in the Forbidden City. If you are caught by the police, you will suffer the most."
Yang Yunyi answered the sentence unconsciously and subconsciously.
Now that the matter has come to this, no one blames Luan Bo anymore.
Yu Qian smiled and asked, "Why, are you still nervous?"
When they heard this, everyone was a little moved.
Sun Yue said: "Is what the audience said true?"
Luan Bo looked guilty and said, "I'm sorry, it must be the fried dough sticks I ate overnight that made me feel uncomfortable now."
After Luan Bo finished speaking to Gao Feng just now, Gao Feng was completely focused on listening to Yang Yunyi's cross talk. The performance of Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue on the stage kept Gao Feng's mouth from closing.
"You are all talking cross talk one by one, as if you are rushing to the execution ground. I don't know what you are panicking about! Even if the sky falls, there will be someone tall to hold you up!"
But what they want to talk about now is cross talk, and only Gao Feng is not good at it!
Who else could this familiar voice be besides Guo Degang!
Sun Yue took a deep breath and said in confusion: "No, I don't understand. Why do you have trouble with the people in the Forbidden City?"
The two of them turned backstage, and Sun Yue wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief.
What is a partner? Only when there is a tacit understanding is a partner.
"Master, if the sky falls, it won't be your turn to hold it up!"
Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Go to hell!"
Yang Yunyi suddenly asked the crosstalk actor in the background: "Where is Luan Bo? Where has Luan Bo gone?"
Everything that was said next and the baggage handed out revolved around them not letting Yang Yunyi go to the Forbidden City.
Yang Yunyi said forcefully: "The police can't catch me!"
It's true that these two are so funny when paired together.
With Guo Degang in the Deyun Tower, that means the East China Sea has a Dinghai magic needle, the orphan has a widow, the lock has a key, and the ATM machine has a bank card!
This cross talk is actually not a particularly hilarious cross talk, but Yang Yunyi has now brought this cross talk back to life.
If he still calls himself a primary school student in the future, it will not be because his cross talk skills are not good enough, but because Yang Yunyi is being modest.
Yang Yunyi immediately retorted: "I sell it right in front of the police station. It's called darkness under the light. How can they arrest me?"
Yu Qian laughed because he knew that although Sun Yue seemed to be blaming Yang Yunyi, what he said on the stage was actually really cool!
Yang Yunyi replied unceremoniously: "Because I am cheap, my ticket is two yuan eight cheaper than the Forbidden City!"
But there is no way, Luan Bo can't go, someone has to help!
When the host called the next group of actors to come on stage, Luan Bo appeared, but he was holding his stomach and his face was very pale. He seemed to be sick. It was really inappropriate to go on stage in such a state.
Yang Yunyi said: "If it doesn't work out, I'll go. I was the one to go."
It's just that I haven't faced Gao Feng in this book. Basically no one in Yang Yunyi's generation can do it, even Sun Yue and Yu Qiandu may not be able to do it.
Such a person is not worthy of admiration, nor is it worthy of kowtow three times for him and see him off all the way?
Just when Yu Qian was about to rush to the stage, a voice came from behind everyone.
When it comes to cross talk, something unexpected has to happen.
Even though there were so many people in the background, Sun Yue did not make up a reason and answered truthfully: "You are nervous when you go up. Who is this guy? He changes the words when he speaks a paragraph, and changes the words when he speaks a paragraph. If I hadn't been practicing since I was a child.
This boy's skill really fell into his hands."
"I'll do it!"
All in all, all in all, Guo Degang is the Dinghai Shenzhen of Deyun Tower!
Okay, I got picked off again.
Yang Yunyi was not afraid at all, and replied with a smile: "Just wait!"
Guo Degang didn't hold back and laughed.
Then he followed Gao Feng to the performance stage.
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