Chapter 94 Are you talking about a cold?
Chapter 94 Are you talking about a cold (second update)
If Yang Yunyi can save Sun Yue on the stage, will he still be Yang Yunyi?
So Yang Yunyi pointed his palm at the old man. He was not allowed to use his fingers here, otherwise it would be impolite.
"Teacher Sun, call me, maybe this uncle will give you a red envelope for changing your mouth!"
Just when Sun Yue didn't know how to reply, the old man had already taken out a handful of one hundred yuan bills from his underwear pocket, which was conservatively estimated to be less than ten thousand yuan!
This scene once again became a meme.
If this wasn't the request from Deyunlou, I'm afraid this scene would be remembered by everyone present for the rest of their lives.
But then, Yang Yunyi knelt down and shouted: "Grandpa, it's me! I'm your grandson living outside!"
Just kneel down like this, completely melting into one piece.
This guy is so shameless. It is said that a man has gold at his knees. It is so natural for you to kneel down!
But Yang Yunyi doesn't care at all. What kind of man has gold under his knees and kneels down to the sky and his parents? What can he say if he has no parents?
Besides, this old man was probably older than his grandfather. He knelt down and asked what was wrong.
After hearing this, Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi's hair.
Sun Yue groaned and said in disbelief: "What's wrong?"
This move naturally aroused everyone's favor.
Yang Yunyi suddenly burst into tears and said while wiping his tears: "Your dad, your dad has a cold!"
Yang Yunyi suddenly held Sun Yue's hand, and Sun Yue looked confused.
That's right, being a master's wife.
In fact, you can also gain happiness by spending hundreds of dollars to help those poor ladies.
Yang Yunyi also mobilized the crowd and said: "Everyone, do you have any questions?'
"Teacher Sun, you'd better stop rambling. Where did we just talk?"
Then Yang Yunyicai said seriously to Sun Yue: "Teacher Sun, don't underestimate this cold. It can develop into acute otitis media at a young age, and can eventually lead to myocarditis, meningitis and other diseases! So you must not underestimate this cold.
It’s just a little cold.”
Therefore, Yang Yunyi's actions made the audience feel that this young man is really good. If I had a daughter, I would definitely let my daughter marry Guo Degang and become his mistress!
Sun Yue shook off Yang Yunyi's hand and asked, "What happened to my father?"
Yang Yunyi was sad, and replied in a long tone: "Your father, woo woo, your father, woo woo!"
After the old man returned to his seat, Yang Yunyi said to the staff in the distance: "I will get a monthly ticket for my grandpa later. This month he can come and listen to cross talk for free!"
From the way he dressed and behaved, it didn't look like he was joking.
Even if Guo Degang would say that the Deyun Tower is not mine, but belongs to everyone, this is a fact and it is just Lao Guo being modest.
Sun Yue clenched his fists and said fiercely: "Then the prime minister's stomach can support a boat!"
Soon he started singing too, but his voice was a little unclear.
This question also raised the curiosity in the hearts of the audience, because if Yang Yunyi took the thousand yuan himself, who would pay for the monthly ticket?
Because Deyun Tower does not belong to Yang Yunyi, but to Guo Degang.
Moreover, they will also make you happy.
One hundred thousand a month?
In the Imperial Capital in 2005, an old man said that 100,000 yuan was his pocket money. This was either bragging or serious.
Sun Yue, here, angrily shouted in Yang Yunyi's ear: "It's just a cold, what's the matter with you!"
If you can spend double the price, you can get double the happiness.
The laughter and applause of the audience seemed to tear off the roof of Deyun Tower. There was no one who did not laugh. If there is anyone who does not laugh, it is someone who has lost his happiness and wants to come to Deyun Tower to find happiness.
Yang Yunyi sighed: "Please express my condolences to this family member!"
Guo Qilin is the only one in the old Guo family now. He is the only one. Even though he has a good relationship with Yang Yunyi, Yang Yunyi also wants to say that he wants to go to college, but there is no door, and the windows are directly welded shut.
Yang Yunyi started to mutter, and then he said: "It's a little cold, nothing to worry about, and then Yang Yunyi forgot about it again."
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi and said, "Do you have such great power in Deyun Tower now?"
The audience laughed, this is still uneducated!
Yang Yunyi replied dissatisfied: "What are you talking about? Master has already said that Deyun Building is the home of everyone. I gave a few tickets to my grandpa at home. Is there a problem with that?"
Yang Yunyi said aggrievedly: "Teacher Sun, I just spent 5 yuan on my hair, please don't mess it up for me."
It’s really worth calling me grandpa, we want it too, if we had known, we would have called out earlier.
Of course, this is just a way to gain happiness. I advise you not to do that, otherwise you will get into trouble and claim that I taught you. I will not take the blame.
Sun Yue was speechless, but Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's big belly and said earnestly: "As the saying goes, Teacher Sun, your belly is so big, why can't you punt the boat!"
But everyone heard the singing.
After all, if you want to inherit Deyun Tower, you must also have the culture of a college graduate!
When Yang Yunyi saw Sun Yue's expression, he immediately changed the topic.
How could this guy have so many bad stories? You only paid five yuan for a haircut!
Not to mention that Sun Yue was at a loss, the audience was also at a loss, Yang Yunyi wouldn't want to do anything fancy!
Yang Yunyi was stunned, and so were the other viewers.
Sun Yue also redirected the topic and responded: "You said my dad went to the hospital for a cold, and he went too."
It's a pity that the audience didn't say it, otherwise Yang Yunyi would have refuted it.
The old man chuckled: "It's okay, I like your cross talk. Besides, this small amount of money is just pocket money given to me by my son. My son gives me a small hundred thousand every month!"
Can you get a haircut for five dollars?
Sun Yue sneered: "I'll listen to you continue!"
When Sun Yue let go of Yang Yunyi angrily, Yang Yunyi delicately began to arrange his hair.
So Yang Yunyi looks so uneducated, no wonder Guo Degang didn't let him inherit Deyun Tower.
When the old man heard this, he directly counted ten banknotes, walked to the stage, and handed the banknotes to Yang Yunyi.
But Yang Yunyi refused: "Uncle, I can't accept this money. Although I love money, this money is earned with your hard work. If I accept it, they are afraid that they will think that I, Yang Yunyi, do it for money."
I’m willing to do it all.”
Because accepting this thousand yuan from someone for no reason is problematic.
The audience in the audience echoed: "No problem!"
If you say that a person who can take out one hundred thousand yuan from his pocket at any time is bragging, do you believe it?
Yang Yunyi took the next step without thinking almost.
The audience was stunned again?
People have bought tickets to listen to your cross talk. If they give you money, what will happen? It will be really shameless.
Isn't he just a young boy who rarely worries and looks around with bright eyes?
Yang Yunyi also remembered it, and when he was about to speak, Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi.
"Are you talking about a cold?"
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Chapter completed!