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Chapter 6 Hey I'm God!

Chapter 6 Hey, I am God!

If someone had told Tony an hour ago that aliens were coming and not to destroy the earth, he would have laughed and stamped his size 42 shoe soles on the other person's face.

And now...

When he saw an interstellar civilization being cleared away like garbage in Luo Ji's eyes, and even the entire planet and even the entire galaxy being destroyed, with no escape, that kind of fear spread in his heart.

Tony is always a confident person.

Confidence brings brilliance, but it also leads people to the other extreme, which is fear of the unknown and things that are difficult to control.

For ordinary people, fear will become a huge barrier and turn them into shrinking cowards.

But for some people, fear will become a kind of anxiety, a long whip, constantly spurring them to move forward.

Before there was an alien invasion, Tony's armor had only been updated for several generations in a few years. At that time, he was still studying how to control his Mark armor to be more flexible and perform more sexy pole dances.

And after experiencing the battle of Avengers 1, his Mark armor was abruptly updated for dozens of generations in a few years!

Tony:_?

What?

Fortunately I chose him.

Earth's civilization will be wiped out!

I said it so unceremoniously that my heart jumped into my throat.

Because once you fail.

Hey!

You are farting!

But in the Marvel universe, the powerful civilizations here are ridiculously powerful. Like the Celestials, every living being is bred on the planet and has the ability to control laws, or the likes of Dormammu span multiple planes.

, immortal, transcending the concept of time.

Tony quickly tried to stop him, "Hey, buddy, whether a civilization is qualified or not is something God considers. The earth still has many, many beautiful things..."

Be sure to research!

He hid everything in his heart and continued to try to find out the information, "It's really unbelievable... With this kind of technology that destroys galaxies, your Trisolaran civilization is probably an extremely powerful existence in the universe?"

Luo Ji explained in another way, "The development of every civilization consumes a lot of resources, and these elementary civilizations have extremely low utilization of resources and are simply wasting them. Therefore, these elementary civilizations are garbage. The only way to do this is to remove the garbage."

The resources of the universe will be used to their maximum value, allowing advanced civilizations to survive longer."

These are powerful.

As Luo Ji spoke, he stretched out his hand towards the box next to him. This action made Tony's eyelids twitch, because it was what he had just seen with his own eyes. Just a random piece of it crushed the entire galaxy into a painting, destroying it instantly.

of all life.

If you choose someone else.

"shit!"

It's really not a good feeling to be treated like trash or a bug by others.

Are the things you aliens do so outrageous?

He suddenly thought of Luo Ji, who was communicating with him, and pointed at himself with a somewhat uncertain finger, "So the person you chose is me."

Although Tony felt that it was a bit absurd to use the audit requirement of eating a hundred oranges to determine the existence of civilization on earth, he was still somewhat grateful in his heart.

wealth.

Tony couldn't help but rub his head with his hands in annoyance. Although he liked burgers and didn't like fruits, he didn't eat thirty-two oranges.

"As long as civilizations meet certain requirements, we will not erase them, but will allow them to develop, conduct exchanges, and provide technical support."

Designated to suffer.

"If they do not meet the review requirements, we will clean them up like garbage and let the universe breed new civilizations."

Luo Ji suddenly seemed to have thought of something, and then nodded seriously, "Hey, I am God. Seriously, this is not fart! Let me take a look to see if the earth meets the requirements!"

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!"

"What are the requirements?"

"Earth's civilization has not passed the review conditions. According to the provisions of the Three-Body Universe Law, without some special conditions, I will eliminate the earth's civilization!"

He must have eaten a hundred of them, and he, Tony, swore that Happy had been single for sixty years! He had definitely eaten enough!

"I checked and found that you have eaten a total of thirty-two oranges in your life. You are not qualified!"

"God?"

"Of course! Otherwise, how could I possibly communicate with you?" Luo Ji complained, "For these hundred pounds of carbohydrates? For the dozens of tons of waste paper called U.S. dollars with human faces printed on them that you are so proud of?

?”

Luo Ji lowered his head and fiddled with the computer in his hand, seeming to be searching for something. Tony's heart was pounding. This was much more exciting than when he was in Afghanistan, where he saw Jellico missiles bombing the mountains with his own eyes. Waiting for test results and so on.

So weak.

Because he didn't know how to answer.

In the face of advanced civilization.

Tony wanted to scold her at this moment. What kind of bullshit theory is this?

Luo Ji didn't answer.

And some are powerful and weak, such as Thanos and Odin. Even in the state of complete victory, they destroy the planet and let them destroy the galaxy...

"So let me take a look, does the Earth meet our review criteria?"

It's really not worth mentioning.

Tony was instantly lacking in confidence and could only wave his hands helplessly, "Okay, it's indeed my fault. I should listen to my mother and eat more vegetables and fruits to be a good baby."

"Pick a random person from the earth and see if he can eat enough 100 oranges."

Tony looked at the beautiful painting in front of him and fell into silence, but secretly made up his mind to develop an anti-Three-body armor.

Before he could refute, Luo Ji raised his right palm, and countless rays of light gathered in the palm of his hand, forming a small computer, "I know you must be scolding this as a bullshit theory, but this is the cruelty of the universe.

, everything must bow before the development of civilization, of course, we are not inhumane."

I obviously ate an orange a few days ago, uh, a few months ago, uh, a few years ago...

In the Trisolaran universe, Trisolaran civilization is only a second-level civilization, while Earth civilization belongs to level 0.7 civilization, which is at the bottom of the civilization hierarchy chain.

"etc!"

"Because civilization needs to develop..."

Seeing that Luo Ji didn't answer, Tony couldn't help but ask again, "Why do you, a technologically advanced advanced civilization like yours, treat other civilizations as rubbish or even eliminate them?"

Tony's brain was running rapidly, "You just said that according to the Three-Body Universe Law, without special conditions, the earth's civilization will be wiped out. So, may I ask, what needs to be done according to the Three-Body Universe Law?

What special conditions can be used to avoid being purged?”

"Hmm~"

The corners of Luo Ji's mouth raised slightly, "The special conditions of the Three-Body Universe Law are very simple. If you want to avoid being eliminated, then..."

"More money!"
Chapter completed!
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