Every time you look at the teacher, it is the beginning of a story or an accident.

When he saw Yao Bing's gaze, Li Da knew that he was in trouble.

"Li Da, what do you think?"

After Lao Yao finished speaking, he added: "This is a class meeting, so you all can speak freely. Don't be restrained in saying one or two sentences and then end it."

This implies Luo Dongqing.

Li Da stood up. Since you asked me to say it, then...

It's time to show off your real skills.

"Since we are discussing puppy love, let's first talk about why puppy love is defined as puppy love..."

Regarding this definition, Li Da elaborated on three points: age, status, and financial source.

Naturally, the classmates were not aware of it, and Lao Yao's face was dark.

I asked you to talk a little more, and you just said it in such detail?

"Let's not talk about whether puppy love is harmful or not, and whether the harm is serious. Let's discuss why puppy love exists..."

Regarding this point, Li Da elaborated on physiological factors and environmental factors respectively. The students began to find it interesting. Lao Yao's face turned darker and he wanted to interrupt Li Da.

I'm asking you to discuss puppy love, but I'm not asking you to demonstrate the rationality of puppy love.

Xiao Xiao's eyes lit up when he looked at Li Da. He is indeed my Chinese teacher, he is really amazing!

Li Da originally wanted to continue beeping, but when he looked at the wall clock above, he thought, oh, time is running out. There are only five minutes left before get out of class ends. In this case, let's make a summary.

"To sum up, I summarized six points..."

Lida talked about how to treat puppy love rationally, and finally, she also talked about her own methods.

Although I saw it from Duanzi's hand, it did not affect Li Da's ability to use it.

This is called a quote!

"If you like someone, just do the questions. After you have done enough questions, and when you can fall in love, take your homework book and confess your love."

At this point, all the students in the class laughed out loud, and the classroom was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere. At first, Lao Yao was a little dissatisfied when Li Da talked so much, but when it came to the six points explained later, he still quite agreed.

For example, controlling one's emotions, making oneself excellent, etc. are all very positive and positive, and he does not deny them.

"Classmate Li Da said it very well. I hope everyone can learn more from it. Li Da is very talented and can talk so well. Do you want to consider publishing a book?"

Lao Yao seemed to be joking, and the other students laughed in agreement.

Can the leader not laugh when he tells a joke?

Make me laugh!

Li Da responded: "It's already happening, and we will increase our efforts in the future."

Lao Yao: "..."

Naughty?

No one took Li Da's words seriously, they just thought he was joking by echoing Lao Yao's words. It just so happened that get out of class was over at this time, and except for the two Liu Langs, everyone else was in a relatively relaxed mood.

Lao Yao felt that he had almost achieved his goal, so he didn't delay the class and ended the get out of class directly.

Luo Dongqing started to pack her things, and Li Da assigned her extra homework as usual.

This is a devil. He must bully Luo Dongqing for a while every day to feel happy.

And Luo Dongqing was already used to it.

When Li Da finished assigning the task, Luo Dongqing finally couldn't help but ask: "If it were you, what would you do?"

"What to do?"

Li Da didn't know what Luo Dongqing was asking, so Luo Dongqing added: "What would you do if your teacher caught you in puppy love?"

"Well, haven't you had a baby before? Let's examine it!"

Li Da said casually, Luo Dongqing's face suddenly changed, "Uncle Da, can you have some backbone?"

"If someone wants you to break up, will you break up? Even if it's someone you like very much, you just don't want it anymore."

Luo Dongqing was a little angry.

Girls are such magical creatures. Although nothing has happened, she can assume that she has given birth, and then she starts to get angry.

Although Li Da didn't know her complicated and speechless brain circuit, he could tell that Luo Dongqing didn't ask casually, but cared about this question very much. Li Da had no choice but to answer seriously: "If it's me very

If I like someone, of course I will not give up. However, many things require detours."

"What a roundabout way?"

Luo Dongqing looked at Li Da seriously. Seeing her attitude, Li Da narrowed his eyes.

The opportunity has come!

"Let me give you an example. Suppose we are two lovers."

"you……"

Luo Dongqing wanted to deny Li Da's hypothesis in embarrassment, because she also made the same assumption, but Li Da interrupted first: "Hypothesis, this is a hypothesis. Suppose we had sex with the target first, and then the teacher discovered him, and then he

Tell our parents..."

Luo Dongqing began to listen carefully, and the two of them seemed to be rehearsing the scene.

"Then, your father came forward, found me, and handed me this check, telling me to fill it out as I wanted, as long as I left you."

"Then, what do you do?"

Luo Dongqing became nervous, and Li Da smiled and said: "I'll just write a one on it, and then draw ten zeros on the back. As long as your dad can keep his word, it won't be a loss."

Luo Dongqing was so angry that he wanted to bite Li Da, but he didn't know what to say and could only stare at Li Da angrily.

"The story isn't over yet."

Li Da completed the ending: "Then I will take the huge sum of money your father gave me, spend a lot of money to kidnap you, and then use your father's money to live a happy life with you, and wait a few years before giving me the money."

Your dad will take a grandson home and buy one, get one free, and your dad will not lose."

Luo Dongqing still has a toothache. Do you think this is a loss?

However, this is really a trick that combines elopement with cooked rice...

"I just talk nonsense and ignore you."

Luo Dongqing still couldn't stand Li Da's talk about having a child with her. She was still a child herself!

Although it is a hypothesis, it is still quite embarrassing.

She picked up her schoolbag and was ready to leave.

Li Da successfully teased Luo Dongqing and felt very happy.

You can have a few more bites of food tonight.

"Don't worry, I was just joking. If such a day comes, I will definitely not ask for your family's money."

Li Da teased Luo Dongqing again, and Luo Dongqing became angry, stepped on Li Da, and hurriedly ran out of the classroom.

What a cute girl.

Li Da's smile gradually became abnormal.

Assuming to herself that the two were lovers, Luo Dongqing was not angry, but just shy, which meant that the chances were high.

Of course, it may also be because Luo Dongqing is too naive, rather than because she has feelings for him.

Therefore, we need to increase our efforts next time.

Because he was in a happy mood, Li Da decided to reward himself. He swiped his card twice in the canteen, spent twelve yuan on dinner, and filled a full bowl of rice.

Since receiving the royalties, my life has become luxurious.
Chapter completed!