The man who was sleeping in a daze in the preparation room suddenly heard someone outside, and hurriedly sat up, tidied up his clothes, raised his face, and raised his gentle and beastly smile.

However, no one opened the door and came in, but someone shouted: "... After eating these dishes, you can meet Hu Sanniang! Don't worry, it's not poisonous. Do you want me to tear a piece and try it first!"

His eyes lit up and he went to the window to look. He saw Mrs. Gu put a table of vegetable cloth in the yard and placed it in front of the unlucky guy.

Only then did he see the other person's appearance carefully. His face and clothes were ordinary. In addition to looking very neat and clean, having a very good temperament, a very tall figure, and having a very easy and casual movement..., he was just an ordinary person.

The man in green thought this, and suddenly a subtle jealousy popped up in his heart.

He rarely had this kind of emotion, and he couldn't help but blink and looked at the dazzling array of dishes on the other party's table.

What kind of big dishes do they look like?

The owner delivered food to this guy? Why?

The man in green felt that the sour smell in the air became stronger.

The unlucky guy seemed to not cherish such good luck. He held up chopsticks and walked around, as if he was still worried about poisoning, so he called the dog in the yard to come and eat vegetables, but the dog ignored him.

The man in blue sneered.

Fool, do you really think this is a human bun black shop? If you really want to poison, you will use this kind of bright and magnificent method?

He rubbed his hands, feeling that this guy was really blessed but not blessed. If this table of dishes were in front of him...

The guy in the yard hesitated for a while, suddenly stood up, covered his stomach, and went to the toilet behind the yard.

Oh, I've gotten away from urine.

What a ghast.

The man in green rubbed his hands, pushed open the door, sat quickly at the table, looked at the dishes in front of him, and was stunned for a while.

That fish... is so unique.

That spherical dish is also quite fun.

The color of the pickled intestine looks a bit bad, but the taste is fine.

That pale yellow snack...well, very appetizing!

In any case, the things that come from the Crosspo bun shop will never be unpalatable. This is the experience of a man in Qing this month.

What's more, that guy didn't have to urinate for too long, so he had to eat it quickly. The man in blue no longer hesitated, picked up the chopsticks and chewed them heavily, and didn't bother to taste it. He didn't have time to see what it was, swallowed it whole and swallowed it desperately.

In the house.

The women who were watching this scene stared at each other with big eyes.

Even a fool can tell that someone is cheating someone again.

Jun Moxiao kept scratching his chin, walking around the room, cursing: "Crazy! Crazy!"

He scolded the man in blue again: "Idiot! Idiot!"

The starling responded in the corridor: "Wen Tiantian is stupid! Wen Tiantian is stupid!"

Jun Moxiao nodded with satisfaction, and the starling brother shouted again: "Sister Gu is even more stupid! Even more stupid!"

"Boe, you bet again-" Jun Moxiao opened the window and was about to catch the broken bird, but was dragged back by Wen Zhen who was silly laughing.

Outside, in a cup of tea, the man finished eating all the dishes, and put down his chopsticks and realized something was wrong, the intestines and balls I just ate...

No, what should I do if I want to vomit...

He quickly stopped the recollection in his mind and tied his throat so that he would not vomit all over the floor on the spot and waste some hardships.

When I looked up, I saw the guy who was urinating and slowly turned out from the back of the yard. While thinking that he had just finished eating, he came, and he held a calm and slightly superior smile on his face.

This is a confident smile, a smile belonging to the winner.

Wait for a while, this idiot will be out of here.

Yan Sui Shi Shi Ran walked to the table and glanced at the empty plate with a very satisfied look.

The man in green greeted him calmly: "You are here. I've finished the food. It's really a coincidence that if you came sooner, I could still share you with a little."

"Oh, unfortunately." Yan Sui said, "I'm just waiting for you to finish eating before I come back."

The man in green: "..."

Yan Sui ignored him and turned to the room and said, "The food is finished."

In the room, Mrs. Gu shouted fiercely: "It's not what you eat!"

The man in green had just ignited hope, and Yan Sui said calmly: "The dishes are given to me, and the reward is given to me. You don't have to eat them. As long as you finish eating, I can get my reward."

He said to the man in green again: "Your mission is completed and you can leave."

The man in green: "...you cheat me!"

Yan Sui: "Well, your honor."

The man in green: "...You lied to me to eat such a disgusting thing for you... You vomit..."

Yan Sui: "You had a chance, but now it's easy to leave, so I won't send you off."

The window opened with a whirring sound, and Mrs. Gu poked her head out and cursed: "Dare you dare to be disgusting when the food I cooked is easy to leave! I won't give it away!"

The man in green: "..."

The fire came out, so I didn't see a glass bead rolling accurately to his feet, rolling upside down along his robe, rolling to the back of his neck, bounced open, opened his bloody mouth, sucking greedily, and didn't know what it was sucking.

The starling in the corridor suddenly spoke: "Wen Tiantian is disgusting! Wen Tiantian is easy to leave! I won't send you away!"

Yan Sui: "..."

The man in green felt the only warmth from a bird.

Fortunately, a snow-white hand suddenly stretched out, pressed Mrs. Gu's head down, and said in a sweet voice: "Customer, I'm cheating."

The man in green hurriedly said, "That's right! It's not his!"

He said with a sweet voice: "It's not his, nor can it be yours. Of course, driving both of you away seems to be in vain for our table of English dark food. Let's do this, a game. Give both of you a chance."

"What to play?"

"The main theme of our 'One-time and one-time with the boss lady' event is to find two bad models in the city, just to compete with who is more bad."

"Wait, the result of the scumbag competition is that you can meet the boss's wife, but what if you meet the boss's wife? You won't have to lose all your money, right?"

"Your Excellency is really logical and meticulous in thinking. I admire you," said in a sweet voice. "Of course not. You can make a request when you see the boss lady. You can ask not to break your body."

"Okay, I have no objection. The last question is, what is a scumbag?"

“…”

Yan Sui suddenly responded, "The scumbag is a stunning figure, talented and intelligent, upright character, and outstanding family background. Whenever he appears, he can kill all the men in this world just by his style."

The man in green: "Ah, so that's the case..."

The girls in the room: "..."

Li Xiao murmured: "Your Highness's shamelessness is always challenging my imagination..."

Jun Moxiao: "I know this person is shameless, but I don't know that he is so shameless."

Wen Zhen: "I haven't seen each other for a few days, and I look at him with admiration. It seems that the Queen of the Xifan has greatly improved his lethality."

The man in green: "...but I really can't believe your Excellency, boss lady! boss lady!"

The boss's wife smiled and replied: "Ah, you'll just think about him in the opposite way. I'll give you a reminder, step on two boats, fall in love with this, but is favored by another woman, and the green tea among the men who can't be entangled with another woman is a variety of scumbags."

"This is not comparable," said the man in green. "I am awesome, with both talent and intelligence, good character and outstanding family background. If I want to admit that I am a scumbag, I will not recognize all the women."

Wen Jintan: "...Your words are pretty bad."

Yan Sui: "I feel like you have started blinking after hearing what you said."

"Oh no no." The man in blue thorned his neck and swallowed it. He didn't know if it was a sheep's stomach or a sheep's intestine. After a while, he adjusted his face and bowed to the window to the ground, saying sincerely, "Everyone, let's tell the truth. I live in Wuliu Mountain in the next house. Under the five willow trees on the mountain, there is the owner's house. The owner's house has little wealth. There are tenants from his family in a radius of thousands of miles. The owner's house has three wives and thousands of concubines.

Changyingsheng is just playing mahjong and collecting rent. There are also many children, and thousands of families have started their own families outside, and thousands of people stayed on the mountain to eat their father. In the lower house, he is just the master hired by the master, who helps with the accounting, and has a lot of money. He has married several wives and some children, but in fact..." He suddenly twisted, looked at the window, and said with a blushing face, "Although I want to see the boss's wife this time, these words from the boss are actually for Brother Gu."

In the room, Li Xiao and Jun Moxiao, who were drinking tea, all sprayed Wen Jintan's face.

Only Wen Zhen did not spray and gave up the injection range in advance.

Wen Jintan looked confused, and I didn't know why he suddenly became angry.

Outside the window, the gentle beast said with a gentle face: "...Because I have always been good at Longyang's way. Now that I have a wife and son, the task of passing on the family line has been completed, I can also pursue my favorite in my heart."

Wen Zhen murmured: "This guy has never been in modern times. Why did he grasp the social hot issue of gay marriage fraud so accurately?"

The man in green said sincerely: "I am willing to marry Brother Gu with a daughter, take him up the mountain, and promise him the position of the official family. Good fields, beautiful jade, gold, silver, silk, and silk, please take me."

Jun Moxiao said, "What about your family? What about your concubines? What about your sons?"

The man in green said with a sigh: "But one must be devoted to one's heart and never leave each other. Those women are willing to serve Brother Gu well. If they don't want to, they will be divorced and divorced at one time."

Jun Moxiao murmured, "Suck, really scum..."

The man in green bowed again, smiling, and seemed to be very satisfied with his performance.

He glanced at Yan Sui sideways, but Yan Sui had no plans to talk about it. He just groped in his arms, and after a while, he found a wrinkled piece of paper.
To be continued...