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Chapter 9 A beautiful person is very difficult(1/2)

Wen Zhen is frying, cooking and frying in the kitchen at this moment.

When Mrs. Wen bought vegetables, she naturally had ordinary fish, meat, vegetables and vegetables. Considering that Wen Zhen was not good at cooking, she did not dare to show off her skills. Even so, the fragrance also alarmed the neighbors.

Guanmao Li came to the banquet earlier than expected, and also brought the county magistrate and the magistrate. He himself was the head of the yamen runners and were all people who could be called famous in the county yamen.

Wang County Magistrate Wang was quite haggard, with dark circles so heavy that he could directly pretend to be a ghost. When he came over, he was quite reluctant. As a person, it would be too expensive to come to this alley to eat a banquet from ordinary people, but he couldn't stand his old friend's slogan, so his face turned slightly dark when he sat down at the small square table in the yard.

"Sir," Li Guanchao said in his ear, "I know what you are worried about. Isn't it just the one who lives in the government office difficult to serve? It is said that he is very picky? Don't worry, after you have eaten this meal today, you will know that your heart was in vain."

"You are wrong," County Chief Wang sighed heavily, "That person is not picky, he is just looking for a famous chef. You have never seen the real picky guy."

"What, I heard that another distinguished guest came..."

"Heavenly killed, who knows which evil wind is blowing? Two gods came to our small earthly realm at once!" Wang County Magistrate looked at the sky with grief and anger. He took off his hat and plucked the more sparse hair on his head, barely covering the bare piece in the middle, "Look at my hair, my hair! When King Ding came, he could barely cover it. When King Yi came, he fell out directly!"

When it comes to the two nobles, Li Guancha didn't dare to comment, but just laughed. County Magistrate Wang knew that this was inappropriate and refused to say it with a bitter face. However, thinking about the two who were more difficult to deal with, he felt bitter in his mouth and lost his interest in eating. He stood up and wanted to leave, "I'll leave first, there are many things to do."

"Don't, sir, no matter how busy you are, you still have to eat."

"What good food can this ordinary person have? If you don't eat it, don't eat it anymore. Lao Li, too. You can eat something like this. If you lack oil and water recently, I will ask you to have a meal tomorrow."

County Magistrate Wang was about to leave, but Li Guancha hurriedly tried to keep him. He was pulling the curtain in the kitchen and hung it. The strong fragrance rushed into the noses of both of them almost instantly, and both of them stopped.

"It's good to smell it." Although County Magistrate Wang praised it, he still looked a little dissatisfied, but he finally sat down.

Several well-known villagers on the table were busy pouring wine for several adults, but when the dishes came up, no one cared about the pot of wine anymore.

A bowl of meat was hung with golden red amber glass slurry, which was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and juicy on the inside; a dish that could not be distinguished from meat and vegetables was also transparent in jade, crystal clear, and with a light clip, it actually pulled out countless golden threads; the pig's trotter soup was milky white, the hoof flowers were as white as jade, and the mouth was plump and rotten and sticky on the teeth. The green bamboo shoots inside floated like boats, the soybeans were full and cute, and they melted with one sip in the mouth, leaving only the slight bean fragrance after soaking the gravy.

Not to mention the crock pot roasted pork with red and shiny oil, the dried silk Artemisia annua is crisp and tender, the garlic sprouts are like green jade red agate, and the bacon is transparent and slightly rolled in pieces.

Finally, I served a pot of cheap fish at the market, fryed and stewed, and made a variety of mellow flavors of river food interweaving. With alkaline noodles pasted on the side of the pot, the buns pasted on the pot are thick and thin because of gravity. The thin bottom is roasted golden and crispy by the hot pot. The slightly yellow bun noodles are soaked in thick fish soup, which is crispy and fragrant, and the chopsticks are falling like rain. They eat too quickly, and they are always worried that they will bite their tongue off if they are not careful.

As soon as Wang County Chengcai was in the mouth, he was stunned for a while, and suddenly slapped himself.

Everyone was startled and thought he was crazy. Especially when he saw the expression on his face, from shock to ecstasy to bursting with infinite brilliance, he seemed to have suddenly gained redemption.

It felt like he was about to cry while eating. Everyone hurriedly lowered their heads and dared not look at them. Besides, there was no time to look at them - if you didn't hurry up, the food would be gone in the blink of an eye.

After the mixed fish pot stickers came up, everyone still politely to Wang County Chief Wang. Wang County Chief Wang took a pot sticker. After chewing it twice, he suddenly threw the chopsticks, picked up the pot and left!

Everyone couldn't react and watched the pot stickers flying away!

"Oh sir!" Li Guancha jumped up and chased after him, but he couldn't catch up. Seeing that Wang County Magistrate was walking fast, he was holding a pot of soup steadily, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

When Wen Zhen came out, he saw this scene and was a little stunned. He had seen food grabbing, but he had never seen food grabbing like this!

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"Everything in this world should be neat, horizontal, vertical, and opposite each other, so that it can be considered beautiful and so that I can make my heart beautiful."

The spring breeze in March is always soft, and the voice of the speech is quite pleasant, reminding people of the warm wind and the smoke, the clear water and blue lake, all the gorgeous and soft things.

The speaker is playing chess, but no one is playing chess.

The spring breeze circles between the eaves of the pavilion pavilion, teasing the hanging golden bells, and the yarn is floating under the bells, and the figures in the gauze are hazy. It seems that it is the man's back, tall, elegant, and lazy.

The chess pieces hit the chessboard and jingled, the black pieces on the left are black, and the white pieces on the right are white.

The moon is spelled out on the left, and the sun cannot be on the right.

After fiddling with slender fingers, adjusting the subtle angle, be sure to ensure that the black and white moon looks exactly the same when you look horizontally and vertically, then stop with satisfaction.

A servant came on his knees, carefully held up the chessboard, and moved it out step by step.

The hull was swaying, and the hand holding the chessboard was very stable. I dared not be unstable. If I had a piece of it, my life would be lost.

The man turned to look at the empty river surface and sighed boredly.

"So hungry..."

The man stood up and walked through the two pairs of red suckling pigs on the same plate, orange fish fillets, yellow oil-dripping chickens, green courgettes...

Facing the empty river water, I touched my stomach lonely again, "I'm so hungry... I want to eat chess pieces..."

Two or three servants on the shore stood in a row, arranged neatly without anyone talking to each other.

What to buy?

A lonely bird?

Why is the river so empty? Your Highness, don’t you think...?

Are you so hungry that you want to eat chess pieces? Do you eat it?

Are you hinting to everyone that we have stolen all the time with food filled with food and shouting hungry everywhere?

If you are willing to eat, I am willing to treat you to chicken every day!

"I'm so hungry..." The man sighed and stroked his stomach, "I'm in a bad mood..."

The followers' eyes went dark.

Here comes!

here we go again!

What are you planning to do today?

Should I dive into the bottom of the river and dig the lotus root that does not exist in spring, or should I jump onto the stairs to borrow someone’s oars to make meatballs?

Should all the laughing girls on the river go to the river beach to find wild duck eggs, or should they ask the turtle man to go down the river to catch turtles, and they have to look exactly like the turtle man?

Haha, let’s take a look, are there anyone on this river?

Is there any more? Ah?

I heard that you came three days ago, and they all ran away! Ah!

You are clearing the river!

Sorrow and anger, grief and anger.

How can there be such a person in the world?

What about the talent of becoming a fu at the age of five? What about the wisdom of governing the government at the age of seven? What about the fierceness of fighting against the group at the age of ten? What about the heroic martial arts of fighting on the battlefield at the age of twelve?

Have they all become wild duck eggs in the turtle's belly?

Since you are recognized as the number one person in the Dongtang Royal Family, then do what the first person should do, such as fighting for power, seizing the throne, killing the opposition, and collide with good brothers. Isn't that good?

Why do you suddenly start to stop eating, then stop eating, and then all your years are struggling to find something to eat - not delicious - and then find something to eat - not delicious - and in the vicious cycle of not delicious?

Occasionally, I feel good after eating a few meals. Either the second brother or the eighth brother is dead. And so on, if I eat every meal, the world will be peaceful.

At that time, people from all over the world will worry about his nerves and picky food.

The burden on the brothers can be lighter.

Ah, God, in order to save Dongtang and... let us quickly descend someone who can let him eat!

Or, it’s good to drop someone who can poison him!

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No one knows whether God heard the prayers of his followers.

The man in brocade seemed to hear their thoughts, his eyes turned and smiled.

A faint smile like a wind, but glass petals and crystal waves scattered in the wind.

The followers hurriedly bowed their heads seriously.

I look down on you, and I feel even more disgusted when I smile. I only feel that the many beautiful sentences written in the Book of Songs describing men seem a little pale in front of such a bright light.

The so-called jade and carving are as beautiful as jade, and the magnificent and elegant as this is the case.

Spring is three points inferior to it.

The brightness of summer is not as good as his circumcision.

I remembered his posture at the green trees under the sky in autumn.

Finally, I found that there was no snow all winter.

Just because his skin is cleaner than snow.

Such a beautiful person... Poetry and essays should have been born for him.

Why does everyone want to curse in the end?

The woman who suffered the most verbal and evil behind Dongtang should be Empress Defei!

Yan Sui glanced at the row of dull humans. He used his fingernails to know that they were lighting fragrance for his mother, but what did that matter? He also liked it very much.

His Highness Yi thinks he is a kind master and allows his subordinates to vent appropriately after suffering from various inhuman oppression. There is no way to do so if he doesn't allow it. This is the thirteenth team of accompanying servants he has changed. If he changes, it may be the turn of the eunuch who falls Ye Xiang in Yeting Palace.

The carriage that he was parked on the shore was completely renovated again. The white background was more and more shiny, and the horses pulling the cart were all white, and they all said two words: slutty.

Of course, this is not his princely carriage. This is just a second-generation ancestor who built such a car with a lot of money. The first time he used it, he rode his horse on the street and was just seen by Yan Sui.

In fact, it’s nothing to be unrestrained. It’s nothing to break the vendor’s stall, and it’s nothing to knock down the old man. But the car actually dares to have different lighting patterns made of gold foil hanging on both sides?

Such a terrible thing naturally had to be stopped. Then His Highness Yiwang recruited the carriage, pulled out the lights and replaced the interior. It was difficult to deal with the miscellaneous hair on the white horse pulling the carriage. It took the servants three days to pull out all the miscellaneous hairs.
To be continued...
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