Chapter 45: The old man is in trouble

"One thousand yuan?" The old man was immediately happy when he heard this. When he saw Xia Ming's eyes were shiny, the old man said, "Young man, you are still sensible. I know that it's not easy for me, one thousand is just one thousand.

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When Xia Ming heard this, he couldn't help but say, "Old man, if you guess, a thousand will not show my identity."

"You...you shouldn't want to give me ten thousand...10 thousand..." The old man suddenly opened his eyes wide and asked incredible.

Even Lin Wanqing stared at Xia Ming with big eyes, her eyes full of incredible feelings. Lin Wanqing couldn't help but want to remind Xia Ming, but at this time Xia Ming gave Lin Wanqing a little peace of mind.

eyes.

Lin Wanqing still held back and didn't say anything.

"Old man, let me tell you, I am a rich second generation, one or two hundred million, for me, it's just a drop in the bucket, and what I'm talking about is not ten thousand, ten thousand is equivalent to one hundred yuan for me

, I'm talking about one million, how about the old man?"

"I'll give you one million." Xia Ming stretched out this finger and wandered in front of the old man. For a moment, the old man looked straight at Xia Ming's finger, and for a moment he became

Cross-eyed.

"One million...one million...oh my god...it's actually one million..." The old man's body began to tremble. Although his income was good, compared with one million, it was simply

Every world, with one million, he can play with beautiful women and sleep in the best hotel.

For a moment, the old man began to be excited.

"You...you really want to give me one million?" the old man couldn't help asking.

"Do you think I'm a lie?" Xia Ming smiled.

Gu Long!

The old man couldn't help swallowing, his eyes shining like a hungry wolf saw delicious food.

Gu Long.

Suddenly, the old man's stomach rang, and for a moment, his face flushed, just like the soldering iron that had just been taken out of the fire.

Bang.

At this moment, the old man farted fiercely. As the fart sounded, a stench that had been held for countless years began to spread. At this time, Lin Wanqing's pretty face turned red and her eyebrows were

He tightly frowned and covered his mouth and nose, and felt indescribable disgust.

At this time, Xia Ming said: "Old man, have you eaten too much at noon? This fart smells strong enough." Xia Ming couldn't help but tease.

The old man's face turned red at this time and he felt a little uncomfortable all over. The old man gritted his teeth and couldn't help saying, "Young man, when will you give me the million you gave me?"

Xia Ming felt a little funny when he saw the old man's uncomfortable look. Xia Ming quickly pretended to be pondering and did not immediately answer the old man's words.

Seeing Xia Ming's ink traces, the old man began to be anxious and couldn't help but say, "How about you give me the money quickly? I'll leave now."

When Xia Ming heard this, he smiled and said, "Old man, I want to give you the money too, but, you see who is running around the streets with a million on his back? Otherwise,

The old man is here to wait for you, I'll go and withdraw money for you?"

When the old man heard this, he was anxious. It was not that he didn't want to wait, but that he really couldn't wait anymore. Now he felt like a shark was rolling in his stomach, which was extremely uncomfortable.

Bang.

At this moment, the old man farted again, which made everyone around him unable to help but take a few steps back, for fear of smelling the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell of the smell.

"What do you think of?" The old man couldn't help but touch his butt. This time he was so uncomfortable that he almost got sick.

Xia Ming pretended to be puzzled and said, "Old man, are you in urgent need? Otherwise, I will wait for you here. When you come back, you can go with me to withdraw money.

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"Okay, wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll be back soon."

At this time, the old man could no longer hold it back, and immediately farted hard, stood up quickly and started to train the toilet.

At this time, his head, legs, and waist were no longer hurt, and he looked very healthy. For a moment, even Lin Wanqing was stunned and pointed at the old man and said, "Xia Ming...he...he

…”

"Wife, stop watching, let's go quickly." Xia Ming waved his hand.

"But...he..." Lin Wanqing pointed at the departure, not knowing what to say.

Xia Ming said: "Wife, haven't you seen it? Who can run so fast after being hit by a car? Look at the old man's body, he is as healthy as a cow, you see he looks like a sick person

Is it?"

Lin Wanqing's pretty face was instantly covered with a layer of frost. At this time, no matter how stupid she was, she could react.

The old man was fine at all, and he didn't bump into him at all.

All of this is because this old man is trying to mess around.

After hearing Xia Ming's explanation, the people around him suddenly realized that the people who had just been holding the old man's injustice rose on their faces.

They all lowered their heads shyly.

They knew that they had wronged Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing.

After sitting in the car, Xia Ming waved at Lin Wanqing and said, "Wife, go home quickly."

Lin Wanqing then realized that she stepped on the ground angrily, opened the car door, started the car, and as soon as she stepped on the accelerator, she shot out.

Lin Wanqing and Xia Ming had just walked for five minutes, and the old man also resolved the battle. He was humming a small song behind his back, and walked towards Xia Ming's parking place step by step.

But when he walked to the place just now, he found that Xia Ming's car was gone.

"Where are people?"

The old man stared at him, and the pair of thiefs wandered around, wanting to find the whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing, but at this time, there were still the whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing, Lin Wanqing and Lin Wanqing.

Xia Ming had long since slipped away.

"Ah...my one million..."

At this time, the old man finally realized his reaction and sat on the avenue like exhaustion. He burst into tears for a moment, his whole face was twisted together, which looked like his parents were dead.

The old man felt sorry for him: "I'm spending that money, why are you gone?"

Then the old man's face became extremely ferocious, and he cried and shouted: "You two young people are so bullying. He clearly said he was waiting for me, why did he leave secretly? He was so angry that he was so angry.

Old man... You will be struck by lightning. You are not human... I am so old, you are still cheating on the old man about my feelings."

For a moment, the old man cried and made a fuss on the road. Many people took a detour after seeing it. However, because the old man occupied the motor vehicle lane, traffic jams were caused.

Some people with ulterior motives even thought that the old man had a mental illness, so they called the psychiatric hospital.

After a while, a car came, and two people in white coats got out and took the old man away. Before taking him away, the old man cried and made a fuss. He was panicked and shouted while walking.

"I'm not mentally ill, I'm not mentally ill..." But the two people in white coats didn't think so. The poor old man didn't take it for a million, but was sent to a mental hospital. If Xia Ming and Lin Wan were to be

Qing knew, and she might be amused and crying.
Chapter completed!