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Chapter 2 Smuggling through time and space

Zheng Shaopeng was brought to Judge Cui. Judge Cui twisted his beard and put on a gentle smile and said, "Zheng Shaopeng, although we detained you for three years, the people you possessed are either rich or noble, which is worthy of you, but you are still not enough. You have actually returned to your soul eight times in a year. Well, don't you modern people like to travel through time and space to ancient times? Since this Judge is wrong first, I will send you travel through time and space to ancient times. What do you think?"

"Go to the ancient times?" Zheng Shaopeng couldn't help but feel excited: "I only have two years to live. It's better to travel to the ancient times, but since I only have two years to live, I don't have the chance to fight and kill the field and enjoy the taste of being a big hero. Yes, I have to enjoy it. Two years to become King Zhou and Emperor Yang of Sui? They are all very lucky. Girls are so beautiful but not too many. It's better to be Chongzhen. At that time, there were the Eight Beauty of Qinhuai, the Hongniang, and Chen Yuanyuan."

Judge Cui twisted his beard and closed his eyes slightly, shook his head and said, "Zheng Shaopeng, I want you to reincarnate to ancient times in this life. We should always find a suitable family for you. I will ask you, do you understand medical skills? Such as craniotomy and the development of Western medicine to make a living?"

Zheng Shaopeng only wanted to enjoy it for a few years. When he heard his words, could he still expect me to start a business and become a miracle doctor? So he smiled and said, "No, if there is a headache and fever, I will ask me to go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine by myself. As for the ingredients of those medicines, who can remember that if you have nothing to do?

Besides, I can't remember those scientific names. As for craniotomy, don't tease me. Hua Tuo's miracle doctor was chopped off just because he said he wanted to cut a craniotomy for Cao Cao. Even if I could, I wouldn't dare to go to ancient times to show off. People at that time were too uninformed, and all the miracle doctors of a generation could not believe it. If I showed off, it would be strange if I didn't be beaten to death by others as evil demons."

When Ms. Cui heard this, his face froze. He suppressed his heart and said with a kind look: "Hanging a pot to save the world and becoming a national player in Xinglin is a glorious person, but I don't know how to do it. I'll ask you, can you prepare fire and develop modern weapons? Killing generals and catching flags and making achievements is also a joy in life."

Zheng Shaopeng sighed: "I remember it seems that I want to use saltpeter, sulfur, and there is one more thing. It's not charcoal, right? As for the ratio, I can't remember it. Nobel is an expert in zha medicine. He has been blown to make his legs missing after studying it. I asked me to study this. Isn't that an old birthday boy hanging himself, and he thought he lived too long?

As for modern weapons, please send me to the arsenal for three or five years. In addition, the iron in ancient times is not qualified. If you really make trouble, it won’t explode? First, send me to learn how to mine, how to make steel, how to forge and press, and how to build machine tools. I guess the level of technicians is not good, so I have to get to the level of engineers. In addition, the level of modern industry, no process can be done by a small workshop. In ancient times, the productivity of the entire society was unable to keep up with the technology, and there was only the skill of slaying dragons, but there was no dragon in the world. Isn’t that nonsense?”

Niu Tou couldn't help rolling his eyes and said, "It's useless. So, let's have some simple things. Will it be a winemaking party? Will it be a glass? Miraculous doctor, you can't be a hero anymore. It's good to be a rich businessman."

Zheng Shaopeng said: "I can't make wine, but I can drink it. I think Red Star Erguotou is better than Moutai, and it doesn't matter if you don't have any tips. Go and ask, how many people can make wine? Who is not in that industry and still knows that thing? As for glass, I only know that it is made of sand, and I don't know the others.

Hi, what are you looking at? Even the employees of the glass factory only know one process, right? But I know that there is a kind of glass called fiberglass, and a kind of glass called sugar-crystalline glass, which is used for movie shooting stunts. You may not know, well, I don’t know if these ideas are provided to the craftsmen who make glazed tiles, and they can invent it.”

The donkey face on the horse face was stretched out, and the blue veins on his forehead were tense up. He suppressed his anger and said, "It's not good to be literary or martial. You can't lift your hands or pick your shoulders. What do you think you can do? Just open your mouth and open your mouth. By the way, how about joining a family of officials? At least you know a lot about the system of modern society. Just take it out a little. It's great innovation and progress in ancient times. It's not bad to be a capable minister in governing the world."

Zheng Shaopeng curled his lips and said, "Brother Mama, you don't want to see me often, so you gave me this idea, right?"

Ma Ming said in a daze: "What's wrong?"

Zheng Shaopeng said: "I don't remember much of the ancient reforms, but I remember a man named Shang Yang who was supported by his master. This boy did not make any major changes, that is, he encouraged farming and weaving, abolished the hereditary privileges of the nobles, and awarded merits according to military merits. As a result, he was strongly opposed by the entire ruling class and was dismembered from the five horses.

Wang Anshi, the Song Dynasty, was even more inferior. Didn’t he just seek some improvement in the original system? He asked to promote business development, improve the combat effectiveness of the army, and improve the imperial examination system. He made such a small change. As a result, he was a prime minister and the emperor who supported him, he still couldn’t handle it. He shouted for reforms above, but the local officials below didn’t listen to him at all. He still couldn’t change one group after another, but he ended up losing twice and was cowardly.

You say that these ideas are just a little bit of a great politician who stands at a historical height is not good. I am a person who is ignorant of the ancient system and the ruling class and talks about modern systems. Not to mention whether it meets the needs of the development of productivity at that time, I am afraid that if I have such advanced consciousness, even reformists like Shang Yang and Wang Anshi have to become conservatives, and the five horses will become me. Alas, it is purely a simple talk. Not only does it hurt the country, but it also makes me misleading."

Judge Cui looked at the rumored waste and said helplessly for a while: "Then you at least know the direction of history. Whoever gains power and loses power, should you know something? You can live a safe life by climbing a big tree."

Zheng Shaopeng's head was shaking like a rattle: "No, no, I know what that little history is. I know that Qin Shihuang must win the world, but you don't have any ability. I just told you that he can win the world. You must be loyal to him and others will support you?

I know that there was Li Shimin in the Tang Dynasty and Li Jing and Wei Zheng underneath. As for Cheng Yaojin, I don’t know if it was actually in history or was compiled in novels. The Song Dynasty knew that there was Kou Zhun. Later I realized that he was not poor, old Xier, and his family was quite rich. The loyal ministers were loyal ministers, but they were quite corrupt. Historical limitations were.

What's even more terrifying is that according to their personality and character described in history books or story books, I'm afraid I don't know how to die. I was a singer in my last life and starred in a historical TV series. I heard from the invited historians that Yan Song, a famous treacherous minister in history, was the chief minister for more than ten years. After the house was confiscated, the property was not as high as Xu Jie, who had only been the chief minister for six years before him. The two had the same starting line before they became officials.

Yan Song's wife disciplined his son Yan, and Yan Shifan was not the kind of Gao Yanei-type character mentioned in the novel. Lao Yan would have to defeat him if he dealt with political opponents. However, Xu Jie and Gao Gong were all punished to death, but those people died for a good end, so those who wrote history dared not leave any face. Who said Yan Song was beheaded? Alas, history books kill people."

Judge Cui was trembling all over, and his eyes were almost spitting out of fire. After a long time, he asked tremblingly: "Then what if I send you to the late Song or the late Yuan Dynasty? Find the Nine Yang Divine Arts, or Dugu Nine Swords or something, and be a hero of a generation."

Zheng Shaopeng sighed innocently: "When reading the book, I didn't ask for a lot of understanding. Lao Jin didn't draw a map in the book. Where can I find the huge Kunlun Mountain? I only remember that Zhang Wuji asked someone to chase him, and then fell off the cliff and found the Nine Yang scriptures. I can't carry a rope and go to find it, right? I think I either got broken and died, or was bitten to death by long insects and beasts. Even if I really found it, do you think it was a comic strip? The highest level of martial arts secrets, like a university course, will definitely not start with basic knowledge. Can I understand it? I will be crazy if I go crazy and don't die."

He was polite and said, "Why am I the one who I am? Feng Qingyang is easy to find. Will he teach me kung fu? This old guy has been in the mountains for decades and has not accepted disciples. Lin Lao accepted Linghu Chong. Do you really think he is so great? Who doesn't know that the fat water will not flow into the fields of outsiders? After all, he is a disciple of his Huashan Sect. He has been investigating for a long time. It's okay if I don't engage in traffic with people in the martial arts world, otherwise Feng Qingyang wouldn't accept me, and maybe Tian Boguang would be a traitor."

The bull's nose was crooked, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You are simply the best waste in the world, you are extremely shameless, you are really shameless!"

Zheng Shaopeng did not feel ashamed but was proud, and said proudly: "It was that no matter how powerful the Qing Dynasty was, when he entered the Central Plains, he was still assimilated by the Han people who accounted for the absolute majority. A mere person went to the ancient times and wanted to change the world? Be honestly assimilated by the ancient times. Are modern people great? The modern social disciplines are so detailed and the social division of labor is so clear that a person is like looking at the sky in a well. Except for his own part, he only knows the truth and does not know why. Can he use it when he goes to the ancient times? As for modern thought, it is simply the root of trouble when he gets there. It is better not to have it."

Judge Cui was also so angry that he turned his head helplessly and asked the Tauren: "Who could do nothing in ancient times and wait for death?"

Niu Tou Ran replied: "Mr. King! Those who are emperors still have to worry about national affairs. It is best to be a king. No need to worry about anything. If you want to care, something will happen. Anyway, it is a royal relative, just eat and wait for death. It is simply a manure-making machine, and the sworm of society is the most suitable for him."

Zheng Shaopeng thought about it after hearing this: "Well, the prince is not bad. When he is fine, he will lead a few dog slaves to tease good women. It is good to be a fool, but he will scold people for thousands of years. It is good to be a prince."

Judge Cui smiled bitterly. He just wanted to invite this old man away now, but it was not easy to cheat him and send him to ancient times. If he stayed uneasy for two years and died again, it would be a problem to cheat like this. So he said with a whole face: "Okay, I'll send him to reincarnate and possess him as a prince. But in the past two years, you must be your prince and don't cause trouble for me anymore, otherwise... Humph! When I see you again, I will kick you back to ancient times and be an official who is bigger than the prince."

Zheng Shaopeng asked with a bright face as he heard this: "Do you want me to be the emperor?"

Judge Cui held his face and said, "It's time to go, if you dare to come back again, I will ask you to be the Nine Thousand Years!"

After hearing this, Zheng Shaopeng had a cold war and hurriedly said, "No, no, it's good to be a prince, I... Uh, I am content, hey, I haven't finished talking yet, what are the two guys doing?"

The cow head and horse face ignored him, grabbed him and flew out of the Nether Hall, flying across the Naihe Bridge as if it was flying, and threw itself into the vast sea of ​​clouds.

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The six realms of reincarnation are a three-story round shape, which is slowly rotating. The outer edge of the * is engraved with four golden characters "The Holy King of the Wheel". On the wheel is a golden statue of "The Buddha of the Three Worlds". This Buddha has an ugly face, with a blond head, a turtle head, a turtle head, a turtle head, a winged wheel, and a grin, and grinning as if he could not reverse the "karma" of life with his divine power.

*The six lights are emitted from the middle, and the wheel is directly exposed, and the * is divided into six parts. The distinction is the heavenly way, the human way, the Asura way, the animal way, the hungry ghost way, and the hell way.

The fortress is indeed the easiest to break from the inside. The bullhead and horse face found a reason to trick the guardian ghost officer out, and immediately rushed to the human way. After taking a closer look, he slowly turned back the second level of the time wheel in the middle of the big wheel. The wonder of the Dharma wheel end, the time wheel was tamped, and the identity wheel of the third level also appeared in the society at that time. The bullhead and ghost officer pushed the third level of the Falun to the position of the king and prince.

The first eight cheating times were all carried by Niu Tou and Horse Face to the world to find a suitable possessor. This time, he was reincarnated through the six realms of reincarnation Dharma wheel. This Dharma wheel is the Buddhist treasure that determines the fortune and destiny of a person in his life?

Zheng Shaopeng felt quite novel and couldn't help but run forward and take a look. When he saw that he was indeed in the position of the prince, he couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Unexpectedly, he was a spirit body, and the bullhead and horse face were also a spirit body. He ran forward impatiently and touched the bullhead's elbow. The time wheel moved slightly, but none of the three of them noticed.

With a "click" sound, the reincarnation wheel was stationary. The six lights shot out of the wheel suddenly turned into a golden beam, and gradually condensed into a beam of light. The beam of light was spinning and shining on Zheng Shaopeng. His body was passed by countless rays of light, almost transparent. Then, his feet had risen off the ground, and his whole figure suddenly shrank, and he was thrown into the golden light and disappeared in an instant.

The golden light stagnated for a moment, and then dissipated into six bunches of confusion. The Falun slowly turned again. The cow head stroking her palm and laughed. After laughing, the cow head suddenly hesitated for a moment. A pair of cow eyes glanced at the horse face and said, "Ah~~~, brother."

"What's the matter, Brother Nian?"

"Did Brother Ma remember who he just threw himself into?"

"Didn't Brother Nian remember this?"

"Ah, it seems that we have made another mistake this time and space. We cannot send him to him personally. If he doesn't want to die, the man he possessed has already died and has a bank account in the underworld. Where can we conquer his soul at that time?"

The horse face shrank its neck: "Well, there are censuses in the underworld now. It seems that the lifespan of an old age over a hundred years old will be registered and supervised. There should be no fish like Peng Zu who misses the net."

“That means”

"Huh? What did you say? It's nothing. Who said that we sent him to travel through time? Hehehe, I should be a person who died in two years. I really have to live past 100 years. By then, personnel changes, who can find out which one did it? It's clear that this kid is also a time smuggling clan."

"Yes, yes, yes, don't die, I'm sorry, it's all our business, hahaha, Brother Ma, I got a jar of good wine for my brother yesterday, I'll invite you to taste it."
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