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Chapter 127 Collapse (7.5k)(1/2)

Since the character Fenglidao entered the filming stage, the atmosphere of the crew of "Dragon Gate Flying Armor" has been completely abnormal. It can even be said that the entire Longmen Inn has developed in the direction of collapse!

The initiator naturally did not take off the scholar's costume almost all day long. In fact, these days, from about 6 o'clock every morning to the end of the evening, Longmen Inn will become his big stage!

The reason why the word "personal" vocabulary is that more and more people are brought into the ditch by him. From actors to stage workers, from martial arts coaches to technicians, and even from screenwriters to artists... the entire crew has a tendency to fall. Later, Kim Jong-ming even brought up a photographer to shoot the daily life of the crew, which is quite like a record of the debut of a girl group in South Korea. In front of the camera, not to mention that most actors and the union have become easy-going, even the most irritable technicians will not shoot the table during the meeting. One time, when Tsui Hark was having a meeting in front, two technicians were caught by the photographer and were playing with a cat handcuff... like two elementary school students.

Uh, you have to know that the atmosphere in the crew was very serious before, and the technicians were so scared that they didn't dare to speak when they saw Tsui Hark; the actors were all frigid, and they were as lively as Fan Xiaoxuan, and they were frowning because they wanted to play a "water-like woman". Even the staff members basically yelled at the orders between the upper and lower levels... It's unimaginable that they became like this now.

However, Tsui Hark, who has begun to resume smoking cigars, is very open-minded about this. In his words, everyone was very nervous not because they were all bad-tempered people, but because the filming was not going smoothly. Now the crew is progressing well, but just lacks an opportunity to improve the atmosphere. In this case, a Fengli Dao suddenly appeared, which was too enthusiastic and humorous, and naturally accused of being a slut... The crew inevitably felt a little disastrous.

"I never knew he had this skill?" The inn lobby outside burst into laughter. Second director Zhang Zhiliang shook his head and walked into a room that temporarily acted as a conference room, and then closed the door casually.

"What's wrong with it outside?" screenwriter He Jiping asked with a smile.

"Isn't Sheng Jian's legs cut open by the table legs?" Zhang Zhiliang pulled out a stool and sat down. "I saw that it had been bandaged just now, but when I asked... it turned out that Xiao Jin bandaged him."

"What is this saying?" Just thinking of Kim Jong-ming, Xi Zhongwen couldn't help laughing. "Didn't he buy gifts for the newborn Mongolian actor?"

"Just come back." Zhang Zhiliang replied with a chuckle. "I have already led a group of actors to send the gifts to someone. But when I look back, I find Sheng Jian sitting alone on the bench. Then Xiao Jin said that all the actresses in the movie must do their best... And isn't Sheng Jian's feet accidentally injured by Gui Lunmei? So he can't ignore them..."

"It makes sense." The screenwriter He Jiping naturally has his own interpretation. "The character of Buludu is originally from Fenglidao..."

"The point is not here." Zhang Zhiliang waved his hand helplessly. "The point is that Sheng Jian was deeply moved and let Xiao Jin bandage it. Only after he found that his feet had turned into a mummy rabbit with two ears, and his nose and eyes were painted. Now he is being watched by the whole crew..."

“…”

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"You said... I felt quite steady when I first met Xiao Jinren?" Xi Zhongwen was really puzzled. "Even if he was deliberately taking advantage of the role, he wouldn't be crazy, right?"

Everyone nodded.

"I think it's understandable." Jet Li said. "Your first reaction when you see him is the actor and the boss, but when I first met him, I really felt like a young and furry child... So, don't ignore his age when considering problems."

"Yes." Everyone nodded again. Thinking about it carefully, it was true. The one who seemed the most childish and afraid of being in the crew before was actually Li Yuchun, but in fact, Kim Jong-ming is a few years younger than Li Yuchun.

"Okay, don't worry about them." Tsui Hark clapped his hands. "The actors are all very young, and getting along well with each other is good for filming. More importantly, Li Yuchun still lacks shooting experience. The funny points of this movie are all in Fenglidao, so let him do it! Let's continue our meeting now... The final final battle scene is coming soon, but they are still those two dead knots... the hair dryer and the horses and camels... Does anyone have any good ideas?"

"Master, horses and camels are still very smart. Every horse has a good character, so... If you can let me go to Inner Mongolia not far north, I promise that in ten days I will come back with enough docile horses!" The leader of the horse team immediately made a good start.

"That's good!" Tsui Hark made the decision. "No further ado, you can take the people with you and the two accounting accounts in the financial team. You can leave now, so be sure not to delay the shooting!"

The leader of the horse team was very happy and got up and left without saying a word.

"Then...a hair dryer." Tsui Hark continued the meeting.

But... the conference room immediately became quiet.

"Dapeng." Seeing that no one spoke, Tsui Hark directly called out. "You are the leader of the equipment team, please talk about the hair dryer!"

"Master." Han Dapeng, the head of the equipment team, looked embarrassed. "We have really tried our best..."

"This is not a question of whether the best or not." Tsui Hark clicked the table. "You say, which of our future scenes does not require wind and sand effect? ​​Can the wind and sand effect leave the hair dryer? And more importantly, you have been complaining before that the hair dryer has insufficient wind power, large, large quantity, and more... But now Mr. Yu directly pulled a truck from the capital, and there are eight models. In this case, every experiment cannot meet the requirements... You say, whom I'm looking for?"

"Master, I don't mean to shirk responsibility." Han Dapeng quickly shook his head. "But I think you misunderstood what I mean. If the hair dryer doesn't work well, it's really our fault, but the problem is not here..."

"Where is that?" Tsui Hark asked with his brow locked.

"Master, look, the hair dryer was designed for blowing the air, not sand. So as soon as the machine is turned on, the sand flies all over the sky, and it is easy to fly into the engine to make it stuck, and the higher the wind, the more likely it is to occur. So the problem now is... the bigger the scene you want, the greater the instability, because no one can control which grain of sand will prevent it from drilling into the engine!"

With the professional and authoritative explanation from the head of the equipment group, everyone became serious.

"As a saying, this is a paradox." Jet Li also understood the problem. "The bigger the scene you need, the more hair dryers you need. But the more hair dryers you blow together, it is easier to have problems, making it more difficult to stabilize the wind field in large scenes..."

“That’s it.”

"Then..." Zhang Zhiliang seemed to have thought of something. "When the sand entered the engine, the hair dryer broke? It seems that he didn't see much scrapped, right?"

"That's not, it's just sand. At night, our equipment team will immediately disassemble and clean it up, and then basically just re-apply and then use it..."

"If this happens... then Dapeng, can we prepare many spare hair dryers at the same time?" Tsui Hark asked tentatively. "If there is a problem here, change it immediately, and then clean up the broken ones quickly and replace it at any time..."

"It is feasible in theory!" Han Dapeng thought for a while and nodded slowly. "But the process of changing... the small hair dryer is very convenient, but the large hair dryer has a fixed position. If you remove it and install it, the replacement will be a little slower, and the wind farm effect will disappear..."

Everyone was speechless again.

"I have an idea." While speaking, Jin Zhongming had already sat down near the door of the conference room with his arms in his arms. "I'm afraid... it will make everyone in the equipment team work hard."

"Let's talk." Tsui Hark clicked on the other party.

"We are not afraid of hard work." Han Dapeng replied, but there was a feeling of suspicion in his eyes.

"Brother Dapeng, what kind of eyes are you looking like? I have been on the set since I was in my teens. I still have experience with these things. Don't you think of me like this, right?" Jin Zhongming was a little helpless.

"It's not that he can't trust you." Jet Li smiled. "It's because you've acted so mean these days... Those who could trust you can't trust you now."

Jin Zhongming was speechless.

"Let's talk." Tsui Hark was all focused on the movie.

"In fact, it is not necessary to fix the large hair dryer." Jin Zhongming is rarely serious these days. "But he has to fix it..."

Someone could not help but laugh, and Han Dapeng also began to cover his face.

"I mean, we can fix the large hair dryer to something that can be maneuvered at any time!" Kim Jong-ming continued to preach slowly.

Many people immediately noticed that this is true. If the hair dryer is fixed on the car, they will immediately drive the broken ones and replace them with the broken ones...will the problem be solved?

However, the expert Han Dapeng immediately rejected this opinion:

"You can't use a vehicle. If the vehicle in the desert is kept in the starting state, it will cause violent vibrations and have an uncertain impact on the wind farm. If it is not kept in the starting state, it will be inconvenient to move the vehicle in the desert."

Everyone was disappointed immediately.

"I didn't say using a car." Jin Zhongming shook his head. "I mean using people, carrying a hair dryer..."

The room suddenly became quiet. Tsui Hark was the first to react and then looked at Han Dapeng.

After being silent for a long time, Han Dapeng stared at Jin Zhongming with complicated eyes and spoke: "Xiao Jin, you are so poisonous!"

Jin Zhongming curled his lips and said nothing.

No matter what, the two problems that the meeting had to solve seemed to have found a feasible path, and everyone immediately relaxed. Only Han Dapeng went out to experiment with a sad face and carried a big fan on his back.

"Cough!" Seeing Han Dapeng and the senior executives walking out in groups of three or three, Jin Zhongming suddenly held his arms and coughed dryly.

"What else?" Tsui Hark, who had just lit a cigar comfortably, took back the lighter alertly (Tsui Hark always used a lighter to light cigars instead of matches on the set), and the remaining few people in the conference room also looked at the two of them in a conditioned manner.

"It's such a master." Jin Zhongming pulled the stool and moved forward. "Yesterday... I saw a Q-version of Sister Xun who you always painted. She was very cute and cute. I told her that she was very interested, but she also knew that it was used as a reference for Teacher Xi's clothing design, and I'm afraid she couldn't take it away. But... don't you think I'm very gentlemanly? I volunteered to come over and ask for a special Q-version portrait for her..."

"Oh!" Tsui Hark felt relieved. "This is simple. I will draw it for you after I finish these two puffs. It's on my exercise book, and I can sign the name..."

"I knew that you are a master, you are a virtuous man, and you are so virtuous." Jin Zhongming still had the same image of a despicable Fengli Knife holding his arms and hunching his head. "This kind of small thing is perfect for you, so I promised Sister Xun before I came that I would definitely take it back for her..."

"That's it." Tsui Hark nodded with satisfaction.

"But... as the saying goes, there is no need to worry about being weak but not being equal. If you don't have any other person, it will be very sad if you don't have any other person. In addition, I am a gentleman, so I took my own initiative and agreed to the other seventeen main actors for you... I promised them to take their Q-print portraits back... You see, can you also sign the name by the way? It will save them from coming here to ask for it."

"Cough! Cough... Cough!"

"Teacher, take care of yourself." Xi Zhongwen put away his stack of Q-print portraits for designing clothes and turned around and left.

Jin Zhongming curled his lips again and said nothing.

Mr. Xu’s 17 Q-print portraits are indeed cute, with vivid artistic conception, fresh and cute, and he is recognized as the number one painter in the director world!

The workload of Seventeen is quite large. I originally wanted to take advantage of the scene outside to enjoy the cigar, but in the end I only took three puffs and cut it out with the cigar scissors.

However, Kim Jong-ming was not trying to scare him. After this guy ran out with a stack of paintings, he was indeed cheering in the entire inn, and everyone was studying and praising the master's excellent painting skills.

Then, after Mr. Xu lit the cigar again, Jin Zhongming walked in with his sleeves again.

"What else do you want to do?" Tsui Hark was extremely alert at this time.

"I want to tell you about that scene in the afternoon." Kim Jong-ming sat next to Tsui Hark.

"Oh!" Tsui Hark reacted. "Why do you have any ideas when he slaps the face...?"

"Yes." Kim Jong-ming replied frankly. "I think I can design it to make mine more interesting."

"Xiao Jin." Tsui Hark was speechless. "Your drama is already very full... A movie is so long. If you have a drama, others will have no drama."

Jet Li, who was studying weapon patterns with Yuan Biao, couldn't help but grin.

"Then let's delete those unremarkable scenes of Jet Li." Kim Jong-ming looked back at Jet Li. "The first time in my life I learned about the true meaning of stealing the show was that he and Brother Andy Lau taught together... He will be his retribution!"

"Let's go out and talk." Jet Li shook his head speechlessly and pulled Yuan Biao out together. If he stayed there, he was afraid that he would not be able to stand the other party's humiliation.

"Tell me what I think." Seeing Jet Li go out, Tsui Hark also acted like talking about the matter. "Boss Li agrees. As long as it is really good, I won't stop him."

"That's right." Jin Zhongming also began to talk about things seriously. "Fenglidao, that is, Hu Zhongyu's personality, should he react? First of all, he is a very gentleman, respects women very much, and even to the point of being unscrupulous... So even if he had been slapped by Li Yuchun before, he shouldn't be able to avoid the slap he faced with Gui Lunmei later..."

"In other words, you want them to hit you with the first slap, and you must be quick and easy?" Tsui Hark tasted a little. "But in this case... you are not more dramatic. Isn't this a reduction?"

"It's not like that." Kim Jong-ming shook his head. "Feng Lidao is the only comedy task in the whole movie, so he should have more interactions with Gu Shaotang played by Li Yuchun after slapping."

"It makes sense." Tsui Hark agreed to the setting after thinking. "So how do you do it?"

"It's very simple. Fenglidao is very agile and cunning. He can get the first slap for trusting Gu Shaotang, but he can stop him later."

"But even if you attack, you should only be limited to the most basic and lowest-limited obstruction..." Tsui Hark further added. "Because Fenglidao is reluctant to take real action against Gu Shaotang. Although Gu Shaotang is as plain as water with him, he is truly affectionate."

"That's right...and this minimum occlusion itself will create physical funny things in the movements."

"Okay... I'll find someone to design the movement. Is there anything else to add?"
To be continued...
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