Chapter 726: Eternal Unlucky (Part 1)(2/2)
He felt around in his trouser pockets and clothes pockets and pulled out the other half of a raw bread crab. In addition, he also found a few moldy peanuts in his trouser pockets and a strip of peanuts on the side of his boots.
I don't know when the kelp got stuck, and I even found a few mosquitoes that had been smoked to death in the gaps of my hood.
There is no need to talk about rationality in the dream, Deadpool thought this way, hugged the bread crab and started to eat it. He has neither taste nor smell, so eating these things is not difficult for him at all.
Of course, just like before, after eating all these things, Deadpool started to have a stomachache after a while.
Realizing that his strategy was effective, Deadpool's eyes immediately lit up, and he began to look around in the temple.
"Let me see...the floor tiles are not good. They are too crude. Moreover, these floor tiles are too smooth. They are different from the patterned floor tiles used by the dwarves before. The smell will not stay for long."
"Roman pillars? They are too high, and the smell dissipates easily. Benches? It is difficult to pose. Steps? It would be good if the other party can step on them, but this trap is too obvious... Oops, my stomach hurts too much...
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"Huh? This fountain is nice! The size and height are just right. It's tailor-made for Mr. Deadpool. Come on, come on!"
"Puff, puff, puff... bang, bang, bang, bang, bang... puff, puff, puff... bang, bang, bang... ha, much better!"
"Ah! Wait a minute! Why isn't it healed yet? Could it be that the bread crab is too bad... Ouch... Ouch... It's too late, just put it on the floor tiles..."
"My stomach!! Why does it hurt so much?! Beep——...Beep——,, forget it, Roman columns will do the trick... Puff, puff, puff, bang, bang, bang..."
After the entire temple was in ruins, Deadpool finally pulled up his pants with satisfaction, showed a comfortable expression and said: "It's finally over..."
"Wait a minute, if I was dreaming now, wouldn't I just be in the bar???"
"No!!! That's the only place I can drink for free!! Come on, come on! Wake up! I have to fix this mess before the bartender comes back!!!"
With a "swish", the belt's light flashed, and Deadpool's figure disappeared into the temple.
But Eternal, who had just returned home from get off work after trudging through mountains and rivers, found that his temple in the universe had turned into a mountain of shit and a sea of snow.
Chapter completed!