Chapter 760: Work hard, young man (10,000 words)(1/3)
Chapter 760: Work hard, young man (10,000 words, please vote)
Lorraine lifted the curtain and walked into the tent.
Immediately, I felt a huge noise and heat wave coming towards my face.
The people who were arguing in the tent stopped for a moment when they saw him, but then started arguing loudly again.
Lorraine couldn't help frowning, and simply sat aside, watching these people with cold eyes, screaming hysterically like frightened chickens.
I saw those civil servants sitting together, looking very ugly.
Some people are pale, sweating constantly, and sit on their chairs like puppets.
Some people's faces turned red with excitement, and they just shouted at the top of their lungs and kept shouting: "We are surrounded, we are surrounded..."
Just like the old monk chanting sutras, he goes back and forth to state the fact that he is surrounded. I don’t know what the point of saying this all the time is.
However, Lorraine looked at his dull eyes and knew that the guy must have been frightened to the point of being stunned and unable to react.
He couldn't help cursing in his heart: These are a bunch of scoundrels. Apart from flattering others and taking bribes, they really don't have any abilities. When nothing happens, they just think about wine and beauties. When something happens, they are so scared that they pee their pants. Apart from cheating,
There was nothing else to do besides trembling under the table.
What a bunch of fucking bastards, dead trash~!
At this time, the noise inside the tent was getting louder and louder. Everyone was shaking their pants and kept asking the voice next to them: "What should I do, what should I do..."
It looked like a swarm of flies circling around a pile of shit.
Lorraine's head hurt from their quarrel. She wanted to ignore them, but after all, these people were also the main members of the wedding party.
I have just figured out their temper, and I bullied them a lot. If I kill them all, then if Lingshan sends a new group of people over, it will take time, and who knows who the next group will come.
What's going on? Maybe even worse than these guys~!
He immediately coughed twice, but found that it had no effect. Then he coughed twice again, but it still had no effect.
Uncle Luo's anger immediately started to rise with a roar. Grandma, these gangsters don't take uncle seriously~!
mlgbd, although the uncle is only a deputy commander, he is still at the general level~!
It hurts your self-esteem, it hurts your self-esteem so much~!
He simply drew out his sword and swung it vigorously.
A bright cold light suddenly flashed in the room.
Immediately afterwards, a "boom" sound was heard.
The long sword was nailed heavily to the table, and then there was a violent tremor, and finally it slowly calmed down.
Everyone present was startled, then fell silent and looked at Lorraine.
Lorraine sneered, then with a straight face, he shouted in a low voice: "Gentlemen, as the brother just said, we are surrounded.
Now is an emergency period, and everyone must obey military orders. I advise you to stay in your tents and don't run around.
Otherwise, I won’t guarantee your safety. If anyone dares to cause trouble, I won’t mind throwing him out directly.”
The civil servants looked at each other, nodded immediately like pounding garlic, and said repeatedly: "Definitely, definitely."
"Don't worry, General, we will stay here and not go there."
"..."
Lorraine smiled and saw that everyone's faces turned pale, as if they had seen the flesh of an eagle. She felt that just scaring someone was not good, after all, giving a sweet date a slap in the face was the kingly way to play a gangster.
Therefore, he changed his tone, and then continued: "This tent is strong enough, and I will tell you a little secret.
This is a product of Lightning Eagle Company. It is purple equipment for home travel. It has extremely high defense.
Before setting off, I also asked a bald monk with high magical power from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to perform a ritual, and added a protection technique imported from abroad. The luck value is extremely high. There is also a certain probability that physical attacks will be ineffective.
This means you have a good relationship with General Manager Lei Da. If it were anyone else, he would never take this thing out."
All the civil servants suddenly stared.
They, the officials, have nothing to do when they are full. Apart from picking up girls, what they believe in most is this set of feudal superstitions.
When you have nothing to do, believe in a god or worship a Buddha. Bless yourself with promotion and wealth.
This means that among the Semitic people, His Majesty the Great Demon God is thicker-skinned and doesn't care too much about those people who don't give him face.
If anyone dares to do this in the Holy Light Continent, as soon as those bald guys discover it, they will immediately howl "Heretics~!", and then the bastards of the Inquisition will appear on the scene and hang them who deserve to be hanged.
The barbecue for the barbecue.
The civil servants listened to Lorraine's deception, and although they did not speak, looking at their mouths open, heads raised, and looking at the tent above them with reverence, it was obvious that they all believed it. Unless it was absolutely necessary.
They will never go out.
Lorraine looked at it and couldn't help but chuckle inwardly: These are these idiots, no wonder Ling Shuan is getting worse and worse now. With these guys serving as officials here, even if the Great Demon God is resurrected, they will make them a fool.
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The future of this spiritual flash... no matter how you look at it, it is all bleak~!
Seeing that the guys had calmed down, he immediately stood up and was about to go out.
At this moment, Sakis hesitated for a moment and suddenly said: "General Lei Luo, I want to know, are you... sure you can defeat the bandits outside?"
"Well..." Lorraine pondered for a moment, and suddenly thought: Although what he said just now can make them stay in the tent and not go out, it can't make these brats too comfortable.
He knows the virtues of these bastards very well. This group of dead scoundrels has always been experts at fighting in the nest. As long as they have nothing to do, they will definitely be thinking of some bad ideas here to hinder themselves and facilitate them.
Strive for success and gain.
Thinking of this, he immediately grinned, and then said vaguely: "You'll know after a beating."
Everyone was in an uproar after hearing this. It was obvious that Lorraine's words could not reassure them.
Sakis swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked nervously: "Master Lei Luo, please tell us what your chances of winning are."
Lorraine smiled, then stretched out her hand and said: "Between five and five."
Someone exclaimed: "There's not half a chance we'll die."
Lorraine looked at the man and nodded solemnly.
The man's face suddenly turned as white as paper.
Lorraine hurriedly comforted: "This is a war, just like playing football. No one can predict what will happen in the future. Of course, if your opponent is the Dragons, let's talk about it differently."
His words immediately had a very good backlash.
These people suddenly panicked, clucking like a bunch of little hens, as if Lorraine had sentenced them to death.
Sakis rushed to Lorraine, grabbed Lorraine's arm tightly, and said: "General Lei Luo, you have to save me."
Lorraine smiled and said: "Don't worry, Master Sakis, you are all safe before the robbers rush into the camp."
"What if we let them rush in?"
Lorraine didn't say anything, just shrugged slightly, and the meaning was self-evident. Although it was safe to hide in the tent, it was not a turtle shell after all. Once the enemy rushed in, they could naturally cut down the defense of the tent.
Zero, then everyone has to stretch their necks and wait for someone to chop them.
With a sad face, Sakis squeezed Lorraine's arm hard and shook it, pleading: "General Lei Luo, you must not let the robbers rush in. When you return to Akadelin in the future, I... I will ask for you.
achievement."
"That's right, General Lei Luo, my uncle is the Minister of Finance. When I return to the imperial city, I will definitely talk to my uncle and reward the general greatly."
"That's right, General Lei Luo has worked hard and achieved great results. If we can go back alive, we must make him the deputy admiral, no, the deputy commander, the chief commander..."
"..."
Listening to their random appointments and wishes, Lorraine just curled her lips in disdain. mbd, do you think the uncle is a country bumpkin who just came out to hang out?
You are so young, but you actually want to be promoted to the position of chief and deputy minister. Are these officials something you can approve of?
This is obviously an evil intention and an attempt to rebel~!
Although these civil servants are all talking nonsense and talking nonsense, it is undeniable that there are some capable people among them, especially the bad guys who are full of evil.
Just when they were making trouble, someone suddenly had an idea and shouted loudly: "Everyone, everyone. Instead of waiting passively here, why not... let's go negotiate with them~!"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then looked at each other in confusion.
"Negotiation? Negotiation with bandits?"
"Is this possible?"
"How is it impossible? Robbers are human beings too. As officials, we are quite good at fooling the people. Those robbers are just ordinary people who have picked up a knife. I guess it's not too big to deal with them."
As the man spoke, he flicked his sleeves in an understated manner, regaining his cool and free-spirited literati style. He didn't care at all that there was a layer of spider webs on his head that he encountered when he just got under the table.
After hearing his reminder, all the officials suddenly woke up.
They all shouted.
"Yes, we can negotiate with them."
"Negotiate with them."
"Negotiate, negotiate."
"As long as we can talk about it, what problem can't be solved?"
"For us officials, it's easy to fool a few common people."
"Yes, yes. I can't say. When the time comes, I will expound my rights and interests in an awe-inspiring manner, and those robbers will wake up and cry bitterly. I want to be naturalized as the king's master and be successfully recruited. Then I will hug my thighs and cry and beg for us."
Give money and things to women."
"Hahaha, thank you, Brother Parker. That's really great~!"
"Thank you so much. Hahaha..."
To be continued...