Chapter 566 Lao Tzu is the SS(1/2)
Chapter 566: I am an SS soldier
With the sound of brisk horse hooves, a carriage was seen galloping into the manor.
Those who can afford cars in Nai'an, especially such luxury cars pulled by four-horse horses, are the rich people who they country bumpkins can't afford to offend.
As an honest and responsible country bumpkin, Orc farmer Falmer was about to leave, but when he looked up and saw the red crossed stick flag held high in front of the carriage, he immediately stopped.
Falmer stared at the red flag closely, a look of surprise flashed in his eyes.
Although those human guys have all been taught before that this flag is called the "Cardinal Flag of Naian", but as an orc with a long and splendid civilization history of thousands of years, as well as a glorious and great fine tradition,
But they still think this is wrong~!
Just like when Ah Q, a classmate from Weichuang, came to the city, he thought it was wrong for the city people to call benches a bench. It was also wrong for the city people to use shredded green onions instead of chopped green onions when frying fish.
The same.
How many people who have left their hometown to work hard in other places, even after many years, still adhere to the traditions of their hometown on seemingly insignificant details, even to the point of being somewhat paranoid.
The reason is not that they cannot get rid of this so-called problem of being unsociable in the eyes of outsiders, but because these things carry their attachment to their hometown and the memories of the good times in their childhood and adolescence.
For example, the father in "This Is Us" always likes to wash his hands with water in the toilet after relieving himself.
Because he also grew up in the countryside. After relieving himself on the green grass, he always washed his hands in the river. Therefore, compared to the gurgling faucet, he liked the larger flow of water.
These half-orcs are no exception.
Although they also moved here and lived a life many times better than before. They no longer had to go hungry and have a full meal. With a handful of salt, they could exchange for the life of a fat girl with a strong physique. But they also
He almost stubbornly adheres to the traditions of his hometown.
For them, this ‘Cardinal Flag of Nai’an’ is actually a magical horse and floating clouds~!
This flag should be called the 'Red Crossed Sticks Flag'. This name is easy to say and easy to remember, and it is also approachable and close to the hard-working, brave and kind-hearted working people.
You see, if you say something to the orcs about 'the banner of the Cardinal of Nian', they will not know what it is. If you say 'the red crossed sticks', they will know that it is the cardinal of Nian.
Coming.
What impressed these orcs the most was the meaning behind this ‘red crossed stick flag’.
The Cardinal of Nian was a very good man.
The Orcs were defeated when they attacked Naian. Humans slaughtered tens of thousands of Orcs on the battlefield like chickens, and those who were captured were even more useless. These Orcs were driven away by human clubs and bayonets.
, was driven into a prisoner of war camp.
According to the glorious tradition of the orcs, men who were captured during the war were either killed in sacrifice to thank this god or that god or something, or they were put in shackles and made slaves worse than animals, and were soon tortured to death.
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Just when everyone was dejected and devastated, thinking that this time it was definitely doomed, there was a loud noise between heaven and earth, the dragon came to the world, purple energy came from the east, the goddess scattered her flowers, and the ghosts and gods wailed...
In a word, this 'red crossed stick flag' appeared.
When the flag appears, it is accompanied by various visions that can prove that it is very awesome. This shows that there is a very awesome, very awesome, very awesome person, and even got four or six levels in a row.
The certificates are all in vain, but the great savior has made a shining debut~!
As long as you face those priests who smile as sinisterly as life insurance salesmen, just like holding a wedding, say "Night, I can", and then click on some registration book with your name written on it.
Put your finger prints, and immediately you will have fragrant rice and oily chicken thighs appearing in front of you.
At that time, everyone really thought that these silly priests were greater than God Ston. At least God Ston only asked for sacrifices, but he would never give you a roast chicken when you were about to starve to death.
Later, when the human legion attacked the grassland, as long as everyone saw this "red crossed stick flag", they would know that someone stupid was sending something to them again~!
Those who carry this kind of flag are not only amiable, but not at all like the soldiers under Mr. Lorraine, who are always whipping people and beating people, and they also treat people for free.
It's strange to say that as long as you are illuminated by the white light in their hands, your waist will no longer hurt, your legs will no longer be sore, and you will have more energy to beat your wife.
And the most attractive thing is that as long as you endure the bald man's nagging for a long time in the early stage, and then follow it up with two more screams, you can get a lot of things.
Although they say they believe in such-and-such a religion, and we are now believers in that such-and-such god, but so what?
The Great God Stone whom everyone believed in never protected himself during the war.
But that’s not necessarily true. In other words, his old man did indeed bless him, but his ability was limited and he had never done anything to them.
But this is no longer a reason. As a local god, you can't defeat a foreign god. Why should we believe in you? Think of us as idiots.
Whoever hugs whom with thick legs, this is an absolute truth that has not changed for thousands of years on the prairie~!
What reasons do you have for not believing in human gods?
What's more, there are so many things.
Even if you don’t look at it for the sake of God, you should also look at it for the sake of these things.
You'd be stupid not to do it~!
Although a knowledgeable old shaman said that this was a human conspiracy and that everything humans gave us was poisonous, so we should just give it to him, but his grandma’s words of ‘Hu Kai’er~!’ treated us as idiots~!
The damn shaman doesn't need to plot, he just plots. He usually says that God wants this, God wants that, and wants us to donate. If God really wants these things, why doesn't he come and tell us in person?
But is it okay if I don’t give it? If I don’t give it to the old shaman, he will just rob it from everyone and raise his own little wife and three grandchildren. They are all fat as if they have taken clenbuterol. They walk with big butts.
Shaking and shaking.
On the other hand, those of us who usually work hard can't even fill our stomachs all year round. All of them are sallow and skinny. The kid of eighteen or nineteen is as good as the one of eight or nine, and even a chicken is stronger than them.
The heart of an orc is also a human heart, and it is also made of flesh~!
When everyone sees it, can you not feel heartbroken and understand?
They were playing tricks, but they actually gave things to the people. And they were real rice.
The word 'conspiracy' is simply a compliment.
Those human beings are actually so kind to me, which is simply embarrassing to all the invaders in the world~!
In comparison, the chiefs, chiefs, shamans, etc. are more like a group of greedy and crazy invaders.
and……
Just like the Japanese carrots after MacArthur's reforms, these half-orcs were equally surprised to find that they did not need to rob or fight, and could have enough to eat just by working!
You must know that in the past, it was the clan leaders who preached all day about the law of the jungle and the strong to seize the living space. Then everyone had to provide people, swords, guns, cattle and sheep to provide for those elders to eat and drink.
Sometimes, the daughters and wives are even asked to use their bodies to comfort the elders, so that they can have a good rest and refresh themselves, and then they can go out with them to rob.
When you are lucky, you can grab some, but many times, these things are already snatched away by those gentlemen before they can be warmed in your hands~!
Because at this time, they have a good reason. Because they grabbed...well, they didn't get those things just for themselves. They wanted to better nourish their energy so that they could take themselves and the Orc race with them.
, to grab a bigger living space~!
And when you are unlucky, you just die. Then you don't have to worry about it anymore. Because those uncles will take care of their own affairs, take care of their daughters and wives, and then sell their young sons.
But now~!
Now the great Orc~!
Brave orcs who are good at fighting~!
The orcs who have suffered so much~!
Orcs with a long and glorious history that span thousands of years~!
These half-orcs discovered that they could have enough to eat without robbing, fighting, or bleeding. And there was salt in every meal.
The clan leaders and shamans used to always say that humans are stupid and stupid, and that as long as we come here, all human things will become ours, but it turns out that is not the case at all. We can't get things through fighting, but in the end we are defeated.
After that, I got everything. Now my wife, children, and family can have enough to eat every day and wear a complete set of new clothes.
If I had known what kind of war we would fight, I would have surrendered long ago.
I pity the tens of thousands of brothers who died on the battlefield. They all died in vain, and it was all because of those greedy clan leaders.
From this we can see who is actually deceiving herself~!
Who is lying on his body, sucking the blood and anointing of the people~!
Therefore, despite the fact that the shamans, priests, clan leaders and chiefs spoke earnestly and earnestly, gave serious warnings again and again, and expressed their heartache again and again, they cursed these half-orcs for forgetting their ancestors, ruining their rituals and music, and losing their hearts...
For 'The Beat Generation~! The Degenerate Generation~!! The Decaying Generation~!!! The Brain-Dead Generation~!!!! The Non-Mainstream Generation~!!!!!'
He even resorted to using his trump card and risked offending Lord Luo, destroying the stable, united and prosperous environment of Nai'an Province, and openly declared: "In how many more days, God will be angry and will bring natural disasters to sinners"
, When the time comes, knives will rain down from the sky and water will flow on the ground. Only by believing in me can you escape the catastrophe.',
In this way, they spread terrorist news, create crises, and want to kidnap these ignorant orcs.
Hint to these orcs: In order not to make God angry, you guys should continue to listen to the uncle as before, give him good food and drink, and let your daughters contribute to the uncle for the sake of art.
Come on~!
But although all the orcs are ignorant, no one is a fool when it comes to interests~!
However, they still wholeheartedly supported the "red crossed stick flag". Everyone even affectionately called the priests "those heartless guys" when they saw them.
When I saw that flag, everyone seemed to be celebrating the New Year, with adults and children all running around the car. I knew that those heartless guys were here to hand out things to everyone again~!
Therefore, when Falmer saw the flag, he stopped again.
To be continued...