Chapter 612 The True Cross(1/2)
After hearing the sound, everyone turned their heads and saw billowing black smoke rising in the direction of St. Paul's Cathedral.
Grandma of the God of Light~!
Almost everyone felt an electric current originating from the tailbone, then running upwards, along the spine, and straight to the top of the head, causing the hairs all over the body to stand up and the scalp to feel numb.
This is St. Paul’s Cathedral~!
The most glorious building in human history~!
Art history is the greatest work~!
If this cathedral catches fire, the foundation of the Holy See will be shaken.
All believers will have doubts about the Holy See: Could it be that the merciful Father God and the great God of Light sensed something was wrong and, in anger, wanted to abandon their human residence without mercy?
Although the cardinal was just a young man and a thug who followed others, and was not a wise and sophisticated politician, he also knew clearly how fatal this suspicion would be.
Once doubt grows in people's hearts, no matter how weak and powerless it is, it will eventually turn into a terrifying piranha, swallowing up everything~!
In shock, he felt a bucket of ice water poured over his head, and the deep chill reached from the top of his head to the soles of his feet.
His body shook a few times and he almost fell to the ground.
There was silence in the VIP hotel at first, real silence. The people who put out the fire were all stunned in place like sculptures, holding buckets in their hands, twisting their heads and looking stupidly at the place where the fire was.
The cardinal suddenly came to his senses again.
He shouted sternly to the knight guards: "What are you waiting for? Hurry and put out the fire~! Hurry, go and put out the fire~! Sound the alarm and call everyone in the city to put out the fire."
Lorraine found that when he was in a hurry, he was shouting with all his strength. The voice was distorted, high-pitched, harsh, and extremely unpleasant. Just like a eunuch.
After the cardinal finished speaking, he didn't care about anything at the moment. He bent down and grabbed the corners of the robe, picked up the robe, and like a perverted exhibitionist, exposed the two hairy thighs underneath, and then shook off the big
He took a step and ran over quickly.
The knight guards did not dare to show any neglect at this time. If the cathedral really burned down and the Holy See was furious, all of them would lose their heads.
At the very least, he would be charged with dereliction of duty and be sent to a barbaric land for 300,000 miles.
Then...then they have to wash themselves off, and then sit in the soup pot and chat with the cannibals who are cutting radishes, onions and garlic into the pot, and lighting fire underneath, talking about life, ideals, and so on.
Educate those cooks who don’t understand civilization but are good at cooking barbecued pork buns made with human meat.
Thinking of the consequences of the accident, the guards present trembled in fright, and then someone shouted: "Go and put out the fire."
They all spread their legs, carrying buckets, copper basins and other household items in their hands, turned around and ran over, no one looked back to see the fire scene in the VIP hotel.
They were like a group of rabbits trapped in a lion's den, staring with red eyes, raising their thighs, and rushing forward desperately.
Lorraine looked at their panicked looks and couldn't help but take a sip. These idiots really deserved it~!
At this time, by pouring water from the entire well into the burning building, Lester had extinguished the fire in front of him, leaving only black debris on the ground and wisps of green smoke rising.
He stopped, looked at the sewage fire scene, and nodded with satisfaction.
This hall is now in a terrible state. All the glass windows have been shattered into slag in the flames. The originally beautifully decorated exterior walls have turned into pure black under the flames.
The hall was filled with something like black coal, mixed with water, like a pure black swamp.
Looking at the result that was entirely caused by them, Lester sighed inwardly: Even though Lorraine has played with so many tricks, including glass and muskets, when it comes to actual effects, such as extinguishing the fire,
In the end, our magicians are the most effective~!
Lester, who thought he was superior in skills, turned his head leisurely and looked at the smoke rising from the cathedral in the distance, but his face showed a happy expression of admiring some beautiful scenery.
As a mage, especially the leader of the mages, Lester will not let go of any disgusting priest and give them the opportunity to cause trouble or watch their jokes. In all mage associations, jokes that mock priests are always the most popular topic.
——Although these mages don't have much sense of humor, the jokes they tell would freeze even a mammoth to death.
But despite this, jokes like this are still the most popular, let alone watching the priests make a fool of themselves up close.
Lester was in an unusually happy mood now. This fire was enough for him to show off to his colleagues for another ten years.
After looking at it horizontally and vertically until he was satisfied, Lester flicked his fingers and then asked: "Lorraine, you have many bad ideas. Do you think we should help them put out the fire?"
Lorraine had been squinting his eyes for a long time. Although he saw that the thick smoke was rising, it was only a little dark and heavy at the beginning, but then gradually became thinner and lighter, and kept drifting with the breeze at night.
.Obviously the fire was not big. And someone was still deliberately controlling the fire to achieve such an effect.
He immediately said: "No need, everyone is just a gangster. You have to take care of other people's face. Before they ask for payment, it is very taboo to help others. And it is still thankless for your efforts. Wan
Once they accuse us of having an ulterior motive and trying to steal treasure or something, by then, the yellow mud will fall down the crotch, and it will be shit if not shit~!"
When Lester heard what he said was to his liking, he burst into laughter and said with a gloating look on his face: "That's right. Let them make trouble. We can just watch the joke from the side."
But not long after, I saw that the wisp of smoke in the distance became lighter and lighter, and finally gradually dissipated with the breeze.
Lester looked at it and couldn't help being disappointed, and said: "Oh, if I had known this earlier, I should have sneaked over and helped light two fires to keep those bastards busy for a while."
After finishing speaking, he kept smacking his tongue.
Lorraine glanced sideways at him and saw that he had a look of regret on his face, and that it really didn't look like he was pretending. He couldn't help but curse in his heart, this damn old guy is indeed evil-hearted.
He suddenly remembered something, then looked around and said, "By the way, where is Leo? Where has he gone? I haven't seen him or Xiaobai from just now to now."
Vera blinked and said, "I don't know either. When there was chaos just now, he threw the torch and seemed to run outside."
Lorraine secretly thought: Although the little gangster is not very skilled in martial arts, under normal circumstances, one or two big men can't get close to him, and he has a pistol in his hand. In addition, there is Xiaobai following him, so nothing should happen.
problematic.
Besides, with his status, no one in Fantino City dared to recruit him.
Thinking of this, his worries eased a lot, but for the sake of safety, he still said to the cooks next to him: "Dear young and beautiful ladies, can you help find that little boy just now? Yes, that is Bai Bai just now.
A fat little fat man, accompanied by an equally fat little elephant..."
As soon as I said this, I heard an angry voice next to me: "Boss, you are talking bad about me behind my back again. Let me reiterate, I am not fat at all~!"
Lorraine turned around and saw a small, fat man with a face covered in black and gray emerging from the darkness on one side.
Next to him, there was an equally fat little elephant. Every step he took made his whole body tremble. The little elephant also had an angry look on his face and kept moaning, telling Lorraine that he was tall.
Fat, serious protest~!
It's Leo and Xiaobai, these two bad guys.
Lorraine couldn't help but smile bitterly, "Leo, Leo is here." He was even faster than Cao Cao.
At this time, Leo came closer, put his hands on his hips, and looked at Lorraine angrily.
Lorraine looked sideways at him and couldn't help but feel strange: when he set the fire just now, he didn't see his face as black and gray, and Xiaobai was also dirty all over, as if he had been picked out from a pile of coal.
In fact, when Leo came out of the hall after setting the fire just now, there was no ashes on Leo's body.
He immediately changed the topic and said: "Where did you two go just now? Why did you disappear again in the blink of an eye? The city of Fantino is in chaos now, these bald guys are vicious and are everywhere.
It's a vicious trap, if you fall into it, your life will be over."
After hearing what he said, Leo couldn't help but hesitate. He was no longer angry at the moment, and said with a smile: "You said just now..., wasn't this arson?..."
Lorraine immediately stared.
"Bah, bah, bah, I made a mistake." Leo immediately woke up and quickly changed his words: "Isn't this a fire?
As the saying goes, ‘set fire and wet the bed’…”
Lorraine sighed immediately, and then said one word at a time: "It was a fire, not an arson. Look at the shape of my mouth, it was a fire that wet the bed, not an arson. Do you understand? If you dare to say arson, I will tell Nicole everything when I go back."
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Leo realized that he had made another mistake, but he waved his hand nonchalantly and said: "Boss, you are not interesting enough. You are really useless. There is no one else here, why are you so nervous?
By the way, where did I say it?"
He paused for a moment, and then continued: "Oh, by the way. As the saying goes, 'wet the bed on fire'... Well, it's 'fire and wet the bed.'
I'm so fierce, I will get wrinkles. And people tend to look older, so I won't be able to get a good girlfriend in the future."
Lorraine couldn't help but sigh after hearing this.
Leo continued: "Put... uh, fire and wet the bed. I found that this is really a universal truth that applies to everyone~!"
When he said this, his big black and white eyes flashed secretly at Lorraine.
Seeing Lorraine's noncommittal expression, she hurriedly laughed twice, and then continued: "As soon as I set the fire, I couldn't help but feel a little urgent to urinate, but for a while, I couldn't find the hut. Later, I remembered that now I
Do you want to promote something green and environmentally friendly? So let’s go to the garden and do it.
Later, as you know, the garden in this place is so big and the flowers are so high, I couldn't let you see it originally, so I walked a little further inside, and then accidentally got lost.
Xiaobai and I were wandering around here, so...you know, that's why we came back so late."
Lord Lorraine knew the habit of this little gangster. The more he lied, the more he talked. He wanted to do his best to cover it up.
At this time, he was chatting and grinding his teeth for a long time, saying that this was 100% a lie.
Lorraine became suspicious for a moment. This guy was definitely doing something shameful again.
He was about to seriously question this little hooligan, but at this moment Lester intervened and said: "Lorraine, please don't worry about Leo for now, let's talk about what should we do now? Gui?"
The hotel was burned down, and I enjoyed myself a lot, but where are we staying tonight? We’ve been working on it for most of the night, old man, I can’t compete with you young people."
Lorraine was stunned, thought for a moment, and then said: "How about we go find an inn outside to stay?"
To be continued...