Chapter eight hundred and sixty-eight wonderful performance (radish recruitment, happy new year)(2/2)
No one will give you anything like food, clothing, housing, and transportation for free. You have to earn everything honestly by yourself.
They were always longing for such an opportunity. Suddenly, an old man with an unshaven beard rushed up to them, patted his shoulder and said: "Boy, I see that you have good bones and are a prodigy in martial arts. I will pass on my lifelong skills to you for free."
I give it to you, and the task of defending the world will be left to you from now on."
Of course, this kind of story in knight novels will not appear, but now a real opportunity has appeared in front of them~!
The treatment of the circus is obvious to all. At least everyone in the circus is dressed neatly when they go out. Although it is not as good as the previous ones, it is more than enough.
And being able to eat three full meals a day is the most important thing. Not to mention, there are ten gold coins per person per day, which is a huge amount of money that seriously disrupts the rules of the cultural and entertainment industry.
Although according to the rules of the Chinese New Year, at this time, the salary for going out to work will be increased by three to five times. But even if it is divided by three or five, it is still a lot of money.
Such a good thing can't be found even with a lantern.
They didn't know that Claudia was also suffering from a sudden illness and sought medical treatment indiscriminately. Promising such a high salary was actually an act that seriously disrupted the rules of the cultural and entertainment industry.
For example, the madam of the brothel hated her to death. After hearing the news, the ladies under her were about to revolt. The wages for performing tricks were ten gold coins. They only earned two gold coins by working all night every day. Therefore,
They are all clamoring for a salary increase.
So, early in the morning, someone received the news and waited at the entrance of the circus, eagerly waiting to apply.
As the news spread more and more, more and more people crowded at the entrance of the circus.
They were noisy at the door, wanting the circus inside to start recruiting as soon as possible.
In order to squeeze forward to a better position, some people exchanged malicious words with the companions next to them, and even punched and kicked each other.
The whole scene was extremely chaotic for a while.
Fortunately, Claudia is also experienced. When performing circuses in the past, chaos sometimes broke out in the scene. Therefore, she greeted the city guards in advance and gave a big red envelope to the city guards who begged.
Go out to maintain order.
Seeing that the scene was a bit chaotic, the city guards immediately rolled up their sleeves and whipped the scoundrels who came to cause trouble, making them all howl and scream. Then the scene returned to calm.
By mid-morning, the hotel room slowly opened.
Those who were familiar with this hotel immediately discovered that the living room had changed. The entire living room had become empty. There was only a table placed directly opposite.
And a middle-aged man with gray hair was wearing a standard poker face, as if someone owed him five million, and he was sitting behind the table with a serious look. In front of the table, he was using a
There was a big sign that read: "Personnel Director".
It was Lorraine.
Everyone outside the hotel saw him and immediately understood. This guy should be today's interviewer.
There was a commotion among them immediately.
But then they saw Lorraine raising her head, with a sharp divine light shining from her bright eyes, as if they were real. Everyone was shocked and immediately fell silent.
In fact, Lorraine was feeling very happy. In the past, she had only been interviewed in the job market, but now she was cheating. We were also interviewing others.
Looking at the crowd of people outside the door, Lorraine snorted coldly. Then he said: "The interview begins."
Then someone nearby shouted loudly: "The interview has begun. Arrange the order and come in one by one. Anyone who disturbs the order will be expelled on the spot."
The crowd immediately went into an uproar, and then they all lined up honestly.
At this time, the person at the front had already walked in happily.
He took off his hat, bowed to Lorraine, showed the most humble posture, and said: "I have met the master."
Lorraine snorted coldly: He was just a supervisor, not a boss. He originally wanted to correct the man's mistake, but when he saw the long queue behind him, he knew there was still a lot of work to do, so he might as well
It saves effort.
Therefore, he did not speak, but squinted his eyes and stared at the person for a while, then said: "Name, address..."
The man immediately answered his questions one by one.
Lorraine snorted, and then said: "As a circus performer, you must have a talent for comedy, so I ask you a question. A pig ran in a straight line and hit a tree and died. How did it die?"
The man was startled for a moment, scratched his head, and wondered why he still asked such a question.
He rolled his eyes, thought seriously for a while, and then asked tentatively: "He was killed by a collision?"
Lorraine snorted coldly, and then said: "You can go. Next one."
The man was startled for a moment, and then his face became sad. He wanted to beg for mercy again, but seeing Lorraine's face, he had to stand up reluctantly and walked out.
Then the second one came in
Lorraine looked at the man and asked directly without asking his name: "A pig ran in a straight line and hit a tree and died. How did it die?"
The man was also startled, and then tentatively replied: "He was hit and killed."
Lorraine waved her hand and said: "Next."
In this way, more than a dozen people were interviewed in succession, but none of them were qualified. The crowd could not help but feel a commotion, and everyone became worried.
Then a fat little boy squeezed in with sweat profusely.
Although he is young, he is fair and chubby, and his skin is so delicate that people can't help but pinch his face when they look at it.
But immediately everyone couldn't help but be very surprised, why did such a big kid want to apply for a job in the circus?
I saw that little fat man came to Lorraine and sat down obediently, but his big black and bright eyes were spinning around, looking around randomly. At a glance, it was clear that although this little gangster
He looks honest on the outside, but he is definitely not a good person.
Lorraine immediately asked the question again.
The little hooligan immediately replied loudly: "Of course he is stupid."
Lorraine snorted and said, "You passed the test. Go upstairs."
The little fat man immediately cheered, waved his fist, and shouted loudly: "Ha, I succeeded, I succeeded."
As he spoke, he ran upstairs.
The people in the back were wailing. If one person is recorded, there will be one less spot, and their chances will be even less.
Then a middle-aged fat man walked up.
Lorraine took a look, and through the other person's sensitive eyes, he immediately recognized that it was Deipole, and then said: "One plus one equals?"
Deipole blinked and said: "Two."
Lorraine said: "You have passed the test, go upstairs."
The crowd at the back suddenly burst into an uproar: Isn’t this question too simple?
Then Lorraine saw the next few people who were all his own people, and immediately they all asked extremely simple questions. For example, what is today's date, how many suns are there in the sky, and so on.
Let them get through easily. Once the guys who are serious about applying come to apply, they will all be malicious and make things difficult for them. Get rid of them.
But this city of Dotre is not without capable people.
For example, there is a ruffian with a tuft of hair under his eyes.
Lorraine asked: "Xiao Ming's mother has three children, the eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Ermao, what is the name of the third?"
The ruffian said without blinking: "Xiao Ming."
“What gets dirtier the more you wash it?”
"water."
"How many stars are there in the sky?"
"There are no stars during the day, but at night, there are only stars for the day."
Lorraine asked several questions in succession, but the man answered them all at once without blinking. Lorraine felt as if he had met his opponent.
But how can such a childish thing be difficult for Lorraine? He finally sneered and said: "Discuss the special theory of relativity."
The man immediately foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.
Lorraine glanced at him with pity and thought to herself: "What a pity. If it were normal times, I might still be able to spar with you."
When another person was replaced, Lorraine asked directly to avoid trouble: "Tell me the principle of the plasma laser cannon."
The man immediately fell to the ground frothing at the mouth.
Fortunately, when Old Lester arrived, Lorraine immediately asked: "What is three plus two?"
The man next to him was being dragged out. After hearing Lorraine's question, he immediately shouted: "It's not fair, it's not fair, you are recruiting carrots."
Lorraine sneered and said: "There is no fairness in this world. You just need to be content with yourself. You will be happy later."
Chapter completed!