Chapter 1395 Declaration of War(2/2)
He Peiyuan smiled successfully and frowned: "They still pulled it, it was so long, I was so embarrassed and couldn't show it."
"What's so embarrassing, it has nothing to do with you." Yang Jingxing looked forward: "If a beautiful woman were to run naked here, wouldn't you be so embarrassed that you would be buried in the cracks of the ground?"
"Beauty running naked!" He Peiyuan strongly supported: "Look quickly, look carefully, stare, and stop driving."
"It makes sense." Yang Jingxing looked serious: "Then what?"
He Peiyuan thought for a moment and hummed: "I don't want to talk about it anymore."
"Tell me." Yang Jingxing said anxiously: "We are living like a year, let's talk about our feelings."
He Peiyuan burst into laughter and said angrily: "Traffic jams are the best!"
Yang Jingxing guessed for himself: "Did you get a little curious when you saw others playing with it, so you bought one to study?"
He Peiyuan thought seriously: "It's not curiosity, it's not high-tech... just that night..."
Yang Jingxing imitated his girlfriend and whispered mysteriously: "What happened at night? Are you dreaming?"
He Peiyuan looked embarrassed and in pain: "...Can you please stop talking?"
Yang Jingxing wanted to pull off the steering wheel and gritted his teeth: "What do you think?"
He Peiyuan took a big step back with difficulty: "We'll talk about it later."
Yang Jingxing gasped: "...my seconds are like years."
"Actually, it's nothing..." He Peiyuan suddenly stopped and hummed reluctantly: "I wonder why she brought it with her and whether it was for her boyfriend... I feel a bit complicated."
Yang Jingxing did not laugh, but nodded seriously: "You are a big girl... When the freshmen of Eyang were in class, the teacher also talked about the issue of sexual repression. I found out afterward, and after thinking about it, I still think I should avoid this aspect."
He Peiyuan was also serious: "What did the teacher say...you are sexually repressed!"
Yang Jingxing laughed: "Okay, I will show you later that wherever there is oppression, there is resistance."
After fussing for a while, the words were not finished yet. In fact, it was just out of curiosity. A few days later, He Peiyuan picked up a box at the supermarket. Why did she buy it in the supermarket? Because there were many people queuing and the cashier was busy, so she probably didn’t have the time to care about it.
The actual situation is the same when people buy something. The cashier didn't pay special attention to the fact that a beautiful woman bought that kind of thing, although He Peiyuan's own heart almost jumped out of her chest.
"It came in a pack of three. I tore up the box and threw it away. I only wanted to take one back with me, but I thought it was a pity..." The girl seemed to have put down her dignity, remembering vividly: "They happened to be out that day. I am really Amitabha."
Yang Jingxing was amused: "Don't worry about this kind of thing... What happens next?"
"If I were discovered, I would be dead." He Peiyuan is still nervous and scared today: "I hid it on the bookshelf first among the books, and I was afraid that if they got crazy...do you know where it was hidden in the end?"
Yang Jingxing also felt guilty: "It seems that there is no special safety in your room."
He Peiyuan was so embarrassed that she half-opened her mouth with a self-deprecating smile, and her tongue trembled several times before she managed to speak: "I stuck tape on the top of the drawer, and after opening the drawer, I stretched my hand in..."
Yang Jingxing laughed: "You can imagine...the key is how many are hidden?"
He Peiyuan opened her mouth and then stopped, then she took a deep breath and was discouraged. She finally chose to turn to her side, frowning, kicking her feet and complaining: "Stop talking, you scoundrel."
Yang Jingxing still had a warm look on his face: "My Yuanyuan was so cute back then."
He Peiyuan didn't quite accept it: "It's pitiful, okay? In fact, most people only have that kind of thoughts when they are not in a good mood, when they are under pressure."
Yang Jingxing made a difficult decision and became righteous: "For Yuanyuan, I am willing to quit sex."
He Peiyuan was surprised and then became super disgusted: "Young Shamei, you can't stop the sun coming out of the west... I mean, in the past, I just had loveless sex, and sometimes I even hated myself."
Yang Jingxing swung his fingers and wanted to poke his girlfriend on the forehead. He hated it: "I am so blessed that I don't know how blessed I am. Do you know how many people are envious of you and salivate with envy? It makes me so angry that I am satisfied even if you let me smell it."
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"Don't be disgusting!" He Peiyuan angrily said with a smile on her face: "Stop talking nonsense... No one else knows except you!"
Yang Jingxing thought: "I'm still angry... I want to get it back today!"
He Peiyuan screamed, raised her legs and hugged her knees, rolled into a ball on the seat, and peeked at the driver in horror.
Yang Jingxing also shouted: "He Peiyuan, Yuanyuan is already mine, let's see how I take possession of her."
"Yeah!!!" He Peiyuan was also awesome. She kicked off her short boots several times and pushed her white-backed and foundation socks onto the dashboard to relieve her anger.
Yang Jingxing got excited: "Yuanyuan even lied to me that she hates you. Who doesn't know that the girl who cherishes and loves you the most is you, He Peiyuan. You are her favorite and my biggest love rival. He Peiyuan, I declare war on you. Not only do I want
Whoever gets Yuanyuan will also get her heart."
Looking at the interaction between He Peiyuan's left and right toes, the suspicion of self-love is indeed quite high. The girl even cried to cover up: "It made me faint."
Yang Jingxing also finished shouting: "Okay, I'm mentally prepared, let's continue talking."
"What did you say?" He Peiyuan still protected Yuanyuan.
Yang Jingxing is so strong: "How many times have you bought it?"
"Four times, I said it last time!" Xiangyang had a clear conscience and remembered again: "I didn't even finish what I said the first time. You kept interrupting..."
Continuing, in short, although He Peiyuan's first time was very uneasy, it was very easy and smooth. Then the second time, she had to take a closer look at the color and shape. The third time, she threw away the box because of the disgusting lubricant. The fourth time
Unfortunately, she was bumped into by a stinky gangster. She had talked about this many times, but He Peiyuan still held a grudge: "Can't you see? Can't you poke your own eyes?"
Yang Jingxing's explanation is still: "I also need an explanation from you. The He Peiyuan in my mind is also very affected by me..."
You hit the head, He Peiyuan's memory is still fresh: "... He pretended to say he wanted to see me off, but I declined and he turned around and left!"
Yang Jingxing yelled at Qu: "I'm afraid you will be embarrassed, so I can't force it."
He Peiyuan squatted on her seat, patted her middle and complained: "As soon as I arrive at 306, I will meet someone who has come thousands of miles away to meet me!"
"Could I ask you..." Yang Jingxing remembered: "Were you unhappy when you went home that day?"
"I..." He Peiyuan stiffened her neck: "I am very happy! I am dancing happily."
Yang Jingxing regretted: "I didn't buy it for free. When will I use it?"
"It's still useful!" He Peiyuan pitifully said, "I'm already having psychological problems..."
Yang Jingxing was concerned: "When will the shadow disappear?"
He Peiyuan was vigilant: "It has nothing to do with you...the secret between me and my lover."
Yang Jingxing is so funny.
He Peiyuan continued to complain. The fifth time in her life she bought that thing was on the 15th. Although the people at the drugstore seemed very professional, she still felt feverish when she said the words "medium size".
I would like to bring a mask and sunglasses next time. It turned out that they were useless after I bought them, and then I found out that they couldn’t be used either.
Today is the sixth time. Go and see for yourself how many kinds of products there are in this supermarket. The key is that the packaging of the products is not marked conspicuously.
Yang Jingxing asked: "Will the place where I buy underwear be divided according to size?"
He Peiyuan thought for a moment: "No."
"So..."
"That's bullshit!" He Peiyuan was furious: "I'm just a kid, what's wrong? You go find someone bigger!"
The big ones are so hard to find, they are a rare commodity.
The topic could not be developed along the way, and the quarrel was inseparable from those points. When the car entered Liyang Huadu, the guard issued a car owner notice. It just means that it is quite difficult to park in the community now. Everyone thinks about it.
The solution. Yang Jingxing had some bad luck, and when there were still two or three buildings left, he found every opportunity to get it done.
He Peiyuan should calm down and step aside. If she gets scratched, at least the person who paid will feel distressed. Yang Jingxing can't control that much, so he picked up his girlfriend and wanted to run away.
After going upstairs and entering the house, He Peiyuan's mood became worse and worse. She took a bath until she felt at a loss as to what to do, and finally admitted that she "cryed."
But when everything was ready and it was time to mimimido, He Peiyuan's mood improved a little: "Husband, please say what you said before again."
Yang Jingxing obliged: "Those?"
Chapter completed!