Chapter 9, Monkey's future
"Sun Wukong..."
"Bodhisattva, why are you here again?"
Brother Monkey could not be surprised. After all, this was the third time that Guanyin Bodhisattva has come here in this period. Shi Zi felt that if he had been himself, he would have been moved to cry - I cried, I pretended.
However, the interval between Guanyin’s first two times was not long, but it took quite a while for the third time to come.
So instead of asking the Bodhisattva why he was "coming again", Monkey Brother would rather say that he meant "why is he coming now".
Obviously, this is Guanyin Bodhisattva in the intentional PUA Monkey Brother, and the effect is very successful.
Shi Zi, the onlooker, could see clearly the tactic of playing hard to get.
But he didn't say much, nor did he dare to say much.
If the Bodhisattva doesn’t pay attention, he burns incense and worships Buddha. There is no reason to take the initiative to deliver it to him.
At this time, I heard the Bodhisattva ask, "Do you understand the meaning of the scriptures you recited last time?"
"What scripture?" Brother Monkey obviously didn't understand it, but was deliberately pretending to be stupid.
If Shi Zi had done this, he would have been pretending to be stupid. After all, if he had no interest in scriptures, he would have no interest. No matter how loud he reads, he would have no interest.
As a result, Guanyin Bodhisattva was not angry at all, but soon began to repeat the last scripture he recited again.
Good guy, don’t you remember it, so let you remember it again.
Shi Zi didn't know what the monkey felt, but he was almost daring to move now.
If he hadn't been in the mysterious space now, he would have shot the Bodhisattva's headshot and then felt the impulse punishment.
Compared to the previous two times, the Bodhisattva came to persuade the monkeys for the first time and asked him to escort the monks from the Tang Dynasty to the West to seek the true scriptures.
The second time he came to "speak". He started to talk about the important things, and then he read a large scripture, and a monkey and a lice were tortured.
This time it was even more different. He didn't say anything, but he made a long speech as soon as he started. Shi Zi even suspected that he had just recited the scriptures and recited them.
Shi Zi was bored to hear, but in fact, when he was in a mysterious space, he could isolate the sounds from the outside world.
However, he was worried that the Bodhisattva would say something as he chanted. If it was important, then he would miss it and not hear it, but he would regret it.
So he still did not isolate the sound. As for this disturbing Sanskrit sound, Shi Zi's strategy was to take out the treasures that were usually abandoned, such as "****" (uncut out the entire chapter), "****" (uncut out the entire book, Gao H), and other treasures that were usually abandoned.
I was chanting scriptures outside and reading books inside.
If you think that you are not saints like a Buddha, you can only be lustful and devils.
Brother Monkey was also drowsy when he heard it. If you want to ask him what his expression is now, use a classic picture of Brother Monkey himself, that is, "I'm so annoyed. JPG".
But the monkey is not Shi Zi after all, and he has no treasure to distract himself. He is under the nose of Guanyin Bodhisattva, so he still has to pretend to fool him.
Guanyin Bodhisattva may have seen it, but he didn't care, he just continued to recite it, no, telling it.
What he was chanting was actually Sanskrit, but whether it was monkey or Shi Zi, he could understand the meaning.
Shi Zi clearly does not understand Sanskrit, so this may be the mystery of "Buddhism"?
Moreover, the Bodhisattva is not entirely chanting scriptures and explaining them, but for monkeys and Shi Zi, they are all boring and are not much better.
It was not until today that the sun was about to set that the Bodhisattva stopped and said with a smile: "It's getting late, and today will end here. What I just said, you need to understand it carefully before you can understand the true meaning."
When Shi Zi was surprised to hear what the Bodhisattva said, he was about to say goodbye.
I immediately understood that this was another old routine of playing hard to get.
As expected, he is a master of Journey to the West and a PUA expert. In the future, a real naughty child named Red Boy will fall into the same routine.
Shi Zi thought that Monkey was probably the same as himself, and thought he wanted to put those important words later, especially the issue of Tang Monk’s arrival, which Monkey Brother was most concerned about.
But it doesn't!
This can be considered as controlling Brother Monkey's mentality at this time. His desire for freedom is getting more and more urgent.
When there is no hope, even hundreds of years may pass by in a daze.
But since Guanyin Bodhisattva brought hope, it gave him thoughts and hope.
That's why he was so anxious about Tang Seng's arrival, even if he just heard a perfunctory news.
But this time the Bodhisattva didn't even want to satisfy this request. After saying that, he wanted to leave. How could Brother Monkey allow it?
Sure enough, I heard Brother Monkey shout, "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, go slowly, Lao Sun has something to ask..."
It can only be said that the hook is salty, and Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai on both sides, one is willing to beat the other is willing to beat it, and Brother Monkey himself is not missing, but since he has made a decision, he will definitely cooperate with the Bodhisattva to act.
"All the doubts are in your heart. If you can comprehend the Dharma I speak of, you will have no questions."
"What Lao Sun wants to ask is not about Buddhism. But... the one you are talking about, monk, hehe... when will he come?" The monkey was a little embarrassed when he said this, as if he was embarrassed.
Shi Zi was too lazy to expose his poor acting skills, but the Bodhisattva seemed to be amused and said for a while: "It turns out that it's just this matter. He will come soon. Don't be anxious. Everything in the world has a fixed number. Let's wait first, and then the flowers will bloom and bear fruit."
What I said before was "soon, not long", but now it has become "soon", and it seems that it has really been confirmed.
It is estimated that the Bodhisattva had transformed into an old monk before and went to Chang'an to personally give guidance to the monk Tang, and then the latter was probably on the way now.
However, there are still some people who have to walk from Chang'an to this Five Elements Mountain.
Although Tang Monk was riding a white horse and escorting him, there were many robbers and road dominances along the way, and a little bit of things might be delayed, so some of them were waiting.
Brother Monkey wanted to ask more questions, but Guanyin Bodhisattva clearly understood the essence of the end, and after saying that, he had already left without giving the monkey time to react.
It took another long time before Shi Zi came out of the mysterious space.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he came out and noticed his breath, Monkey Brother immediately asked him: "Bomb, what do you think the Bodhisattva said will be soon?"
Shi Zi didn't expect that he would be worried about such a time when he was worried about gains and losses. He laughed and said in a silence: "It's not like the day when it's not the day. Who knows when? Then Tang Seng is not like us immortals. Even if we ride on a horse and get here from Chang'an, it's not that fast."
"That's true..." Brother Monkey nodded, wondering if he was thinking about how far Chang'an was coming here.
At this time, Shi Zi suddenly said, "Speaking of it, stinky monkey, since you have decided to escort the monk from the Tang Dynasty to the West to obtain the scriptures, I have some things to tell you."
The monkey was stunned for a moment, obviously also heard the unusual meaning of his words. This time he did not argue again, but just listened silently.
Then Shi Zi sent a voice transmission: "You have only heard of this monk from the Bodhisattva before, but you don't know what the monk is like. Perhaps in the Bodhisattva's eyes, he is a Buddhist disciple with wisdom and excellent character, but for you, it may not be."
The monkey was slightly surprised. Not only what Shi Zi said, but also what he had said directly when he talked to him before, but this time he used voice transmission. Who are you guarding against?
Chapter completed!