Chapter 2, monkeys scold the street, lice nourish blood
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully signing in, and rewarding a book called "Zixia Divine Art"..."
Zixia magical abilities?
The one who must first castrate himself if you want to practice magic skills?
No, that is the evil-repelling sword technique or the Sunflower Book, but it is not the Zixia magical skill anyway.
Oh, I remembered that this is the internal martial arts and mental method of the Huashan School. It is said that it was passed down by Hao Datong and should have originated from Wang Chongyang's innate skills.
After saying so much, Shi Zi still had no interest.
I am cultivating immortals now. Do you give me a martial arts secret book or a low martial arts world? Are you playing with me?
Well, given that I have signed a lot of good things before, I won’t care about it this time.
This is already the first time - Shi Zi doesn't know how many years have passed, and there is no sun or moon in the mountains. He lives in this dark mountain, still among the monkey's hair, and there is no sunshine at all, let alone the cold, heat, spring and autumn.
At the beginning, I could still get the time according to the number of sign-in numbers, but as the years increased, I was no longer in the mood to calculate these.
Of course, now he is completely different from when he first came through time.
With this sign-in system, he has had at least one chance to sign in every month for so many years. Although this dog-dance system still fails to sign in, and he has indeed failed to sign in, but it is not many times.
Of course, the rewards for signing in success are also good and bad, such as the Foundation Building Pill, the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, the Green Lotus Sword Technique, the Taishang Demon Relief, the Fantian Seal, and the Long Yuan.
There are also some inexplicable things, such as "a broken electric fan", and "****" (unabridged full version, optional audio version), and "a used sanitary tampon"...
In general, he relied on the system to sign in and accumulated it, and now he has a life span that he can't even remember, at least more than 100,000 years, and also has a cultivation level of more than 100,000 years.
Of course, there is also his current realm.
According to the system's definition, he has now reached the God Transformation Stage, and above the God Transformation Stage, he has become an immortal above the nine heavens.
That immortal can live forever and live with the world. It may be much higher than many immortal realms in Journey to the West. It is probably at least at the level of Taishang Laojun.
Going further ahead, there may be immortality...
However, realm does not necessarily represent strength. Just like Shi Zi's current magic power has long surpassed Brother Monkey under him.
Of course, Monkey Brother is invincible in martial arts, and his magic power is not the most outstanding. Moreover, there are many magic weapons in the Journey to the West. In many cases, fighting requires magic weapons and various magic weapons. These are temporarily considered Shi Zi's shortcomings.
What I lack most is practical experience, which is incomparable to Monkey Brother who was fighting.
Of course, he still has time, and he has plenty of time. After signing in in the future, he knows what else he can get.
If the realm is improved and the cultivation is improved, then relying on hard power is enough to suppress this stinky monkey, just like the Tathagata.
Speaking of which, he was really unscrupulous about how to deal with Brother Monkey, because he was really like a lice, and was truly parasitic on Brother Monkey.
At the beginning, he dug a hole in Monkey Brother and sucked blood. In fact, the monkey didn't feel anything.
After all, it is too small, and with the monkey's recovery, it has no effect on him at all.
However, as his cultivation level increases, his realm increases, and his strength increases, Shi Zi's demand for blood is getting bigger and bigger, and even the dew is mixed together cannot satisfy him.
At that time, the sign-in system rewarded him with a "straw" which was a real straw, which was small and thin, but long enough, just suitable for Shi Zi at that time, so blood sucking became easier and more convenient, and Shi Zi became more fierce.
In order to better suck blood, he also opened several other holes on Monkey Brother. Some of the previous holes had healed, but there were only a few new holes.
At this time, Brother Monkey's fur no longer needs to be used for him. He can be hard-core with his magic power. Of course, he will heal quickly by doing this, so he still needs the power of the tool in the end.
Then, finally, his behavior was discovered by a monkey one day.
It won’t work if you don’t find it. If you say you’re bitten by a mosquito, you may take a long time to discover it, but the mosquito has been attached to you and constantly sucking blood, and it can also feel it.
That was just one. Shi Zi's frequency and efficiency of sucking blood can be said to be a group of mosquitoes sucking blood at the same time.
So needless to say, even Monkey Brother with copper skin and iron bones has been affected to a certain extent.
As a congenital monkey born from a stone, Monkey Brother's body itself is unique. It can attract the attention of the Heavenly Kings as soon as it was born, and his blood is naturally the essence.
It is easy to suck such essence away, but it is not easy to produce it. After all, even the seventy-two transformations cannot produce blood.
So the monkey exploded like this: "Where did the bed bug come from? How dare you make ground on your grandfather Sun's head?"
Shi Zi was too lazy to pay attention to it at that time. Anyway, he had known it a long time ago that the Monkey Brother was now imprisoned except for one of his head, which was exposed to wind and rain, and the sun and rain.
Tathagata obviously does not have the so-called compassionate heart of monks. He was urinated and his eyes were stingy. The area of activity arranged for the monkey was fixed and his only conscience was probably that his neck was leaking outside and his head could barely turn.
Otherwise, he would probably not even be able to drink copper juice and molten iron.
In comparison, Shi Zi, who can drink dew and suck monkey blood, is so happy.
Of course, Shi Zi had no choice but to do anything. Dew couldn't satisfy him now, so he could only suck blood. He also paid great attention to control and never thought about fishing out of the water.
In fact, his current amount can only make the monkey feel a little uncomfortable and listless, and he can't touch his foundation.
What really ruined his foundation was actually the copper water he ate every day.
But the monkey probably had enough scolded Tathagata, and Tathagata was too far away and could not be heard here, so Shi Zi happened to hit his spear head.
So a curse that lasted for many years began. Usually, when you wake up every morning, Brother Monkey's opening remarks are like this: "Little bastard, come out for Lao Sun!"
Shi Zi felt funny at first, and would reply: "Who are you scolding the little bastard?"
He could have spoken long ago, and it was of course no problem to talk to Brother Monkey.
"Little bastard scolds you..." As he said that, Monkey suddenly realized, and was even more angry with Shi Zi's unconcealed laughter, and then he was cursing again.
In fact, when I scolded the street, Monkey Brother seemed to have a lack of words, and there were just a few words back and forth.
Or sometimes it suddenly becomes popular and comes back: "Bombies, get out quickly and let your grandpa Sun curse a few words!"
Then there are a few more words about AK Sun Rap, such as bed bug grandson, courageless thief.
Sometimes Shi Zi feels distressed for him, "Brother Monkey, take a break. It's useless to scold you any more. It's better to take a breath and keep your energy, otherwise you will be sucked dry by me soon."
To be honest, if it weren't for the rewards he received, there were few natural treasures or foods that could be nourished, he wouldn't have been able to eat or drink at all. The monkey's blood was the only thing here that could replenish him energy, and he actually didn't want to do this.
This choice doesn't seem that difficult between being uncomfortable and offending Monkey Brother.
"Where are you from the smelly fish and rotten shrimps? You are your dream of sucking Lao Sun dry, let alone five hundred years, just one thousand years, five thousand years is not enough."
"Haha," Shi Zi sneered, and simply ran to a hole on purpose, inserted the "strawer" into it and said, "Then I will see how long you can last, a monkey? I suck, suck! I suck again, suck!"
"Ahhhh!"
Chapter completed!