On stage.

I heard everyone’s brainwashing advertisements about Xiao Yueyue, so consistently commented.

Qin Mo and Zhang Helun both laughed.

After laughing, Qin Mo continued, "Okay, anyway, the advertiser here has very high requirements. They want plot-like, and the lines must be very sonorous and powerful!"

"I can do it? The plot!"

Zhang Helun patted his chest, "I have also acted in the movie, have you seen "The Eighteen Generations of Ancestors"?"

"I've seen it. But are you the starring actor?"

Qin Mo looked at him.

"no!"

Zhang Helun shook his head.

"The starring actor is Brother Yue!"

Qin Mo pointed to the direction of the backstage, "What does it have to do with you?"

"I've also played it. Although I'm a supporting role, I'm also one of the actors!"

Zhang Helun immediately crossed his eyes, which was his Peugeot in the movie.

It made the audience laugh.

When watching the movie, I was amused by his cross-eyed eyes.

Now that it is reappearing on the stage, it is more funny than watching it in a movie.

"Okay, it's a little normal!"

Qin Mo interrupted him, "You want this. Will the advertiser use you?"

"Excuse me!"

Zhang Helun put away his ugly face and smiled, "Anyway, the plot-like thing you said is very simple for me!"

"Can your lines work?" Qin Mo asked.

"Line?"

Zhang Helun smiled, raised his thumb and said with pride, "Would we just have a plot? Let's have a historical drama!"

"Historical drama?"

Qin Mo opened his mouth wide in surprise.

"The Kangxi Dynasty!"

Zhang Helun looked at him, "Do you know the most classic scene in this drama, Kangxi angrily scolded his ministers?"

"I know!"

Qin Mo nodded and knew very well, "Teacher Chen Daoming's most outstanding part in the play!"

"Yes, can you come to that classic line?"

Zhang Helun's expression became proud again.

"I?"

Qin Mo was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Yes! But now it's a test of your lines. What are you doing?"

"I can't remember it!"

Zhang Helun laughed and said, "Didn't you say you can come? If you do it, I'm familiar with it?"

"You're taking me?"

Qin Mo pointed at him, saw Zhang Helun nodding, and couldn't help but smile, "Okay, listen--"

As he said that, Qin Mo narrowed his eyes and was frightening.

Pointing to the audience below, he spoke:

"Look at these seven people! Which one is not gray-haired? Which one is not a pillar of the court? Which one is not my children’s family? They are rotten! My heart is broken!"

Qin Mo's tone was very well controlled.

And imitated Chen Daoming:

"I! Since ascending the throne, I thought the biggest enemy of the Qing Dynasty was Yang Bai! I destroyed Obai, Wu Sangui, I, pacified Wu Sangui and Gaerdan, and became a trouble for the Qing Dynasty again! I thought about it and realized that the trouble for the Qing Dynasty was not outside, but in the court, in the Qianqing Palace, among my flesh and blood princes and ministers!"

The audience covered their mouths, stared at Qin Mo in surprise.

This is too awesome!

I was able to breathe down in one breath, and I couldn't help but stutter, and it was very stable.

The characters are straight and full of style, and there is also the academic style.

"If you are a little bit bad, the Qing Dynasty will be a piece of rotten. If you are all rotten, the Qing Dynasty will rise up everywhere, so that we will die without a place to bury!"

Qin Mo said with a slight slight , "Think about it! Emperor Chongzhen Zhu Youjian has been hanged on the coal mountain for only a few years? Forgot? That old crooked tree is still outside the palace wall, staring at you every day!"

Taking a deep breath, Qin Mo's momentum gradually eased, and he said leisurely: "I haven't closed my eyes for three days and three nights. I always want to say something. After thinking about it, there are only these four words: Being upright! I'll order you to look at it for half an hour. Retreat the court!"

After saying that, Qin Mo grabbed Xingmu on the table and slapped it.

"Bang!"

The audience was awakened suddenly.

Then there was a warm applause.

"good!"

"sharp!"

"ox!"

“…”

Listening to everyone's cheers, Qin Mo smiled and pressed his hands down: "I'm done with this party. Brother Lun'er, it's time for you! But I can remind you that there is no headshot here!"

“No headband?”

Zhang Helun smiled and said, "Change it!"

“Can this be changed?”

Qin Mo couldn't help but say curiously.

"certainly!"

Zhang Helun nodded, "I'll change it for you now!"

"Come on, let's listen!"

Qin Mo looked at the audience, "Well said, you can shoot this advertisement immediately!"

"OK!"

Zhang Helun narrowed his eyes and his momentum came as soon as he said it.

"Look at these seven people! Which one is not alopecia areata? Which one is not a bald? Which one is not a Mediterranean hairstyle? They are all bald and my heart is about to break!"

His mouth is the Northeast accent.

It made the audience laugh:

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

"It's so funny, why is it still a Northeast accent?"

"These words have been changed, and suddenly they are no longer serious!"

“…”

On stage.

Zhang Helun pointed at the light in his eyes, his tone and expression were completely different from Qin Mo.

It goes against the original version of Mr. Chen Daoming.

"When I first came to Deqian Crosstalk Club, I thought the number one in the club was Teacher Gao Feng!"

"I planted my hair for Teacher Gao Feng, and my master became bald again!"

"I'll add a few more pieces for him, and Lang Heyan became the number one bald man in the society again!"

"I thought about it and realized that the bald man in the crosstalk world is not outside, but in Deqian Crosstalk Club, it is in this backstage. It is among my master, uncle and brothers!"

Zhang Helun became more and more excited as he spoke.

And this Northeast dialect becomes more and more funny the more you listen to it.

Backstage room.
To be continued...