The general content of the work "Big Bodyguard" comes from the traditional crosstalk "Water Gourd Dart".

It tells the story of two brothers who were practicing martial arts in the early 2nd century, making jokes while guarding their bodyguards because they were not good at martial arts.

This crosstalk ends here.

He's already started working.

But every pair of crosstalk actors said in different versions.

What everyone listened to was just to see how Qin Mo and Liu Zhe adapted it.

Overall, the two of them were very vivid.

After all, if you have to last more than forty minutes, you have to add a lot of burdens and you have to talk about this topic, and it is still difficult.

But if the work is mature and the actors are capable enough, it is still very attractive.

On stage.

Qin Mo continued, "I said. I have to ask Master this! Master, can we go? Master said, "Go, it's not impossible. It's March in winter!"

“What does it have to do with winter?”

After entering the job, Liu Zhe's rhythm became tighter.

"You're busy!"

Qin Mo held the fan in his hand and began to imitate the movement of making candied haws, "I'm going to do a lot of work!"

"Okay, OK, OK!"

Amid the audience's laughter, Liu Zhe quickly stopped Qin Mo, "Let the old man see if the sugar in the pot is mixed."

"What candy to see?"

Qin Mo looked at him for no reason.

Liu Zhe complained: "How many orders do you need? Why are you still mailing them?"

"Life until you are old. Practice until you are old!"

Qin Mo held up a fan and wandered in front of Liu Zhe, "Fruit Sword, do you want me to try to stab you to death!"

"Okay, okay!"

Liu Zhe reacted quickly and waved to avoid it.

"Let you go!"

Qin Mo put down the fan and continued, "I said, Master, can we go?" Master said, go quickly and go back quickly."

"Go!"

"Hey, our brothers changed their clothes, got on the carriage at the door, and drove, oh, hey, we went to the escort agency!"

Qin Mo described, "At the door of the member escort agency, the old shopkeeper's station has been waiting for us for a long time."

“It’s so fast!”

Liu Zhe smiled and replied, "Where are you still welcome?"

"When we saw that our brothers arrived, we stepped forward and held our fists and bowed!"

Qin Mo's voice was loud and his tone was high, "The two heroes arrived, and they had never been welcomed, so they were disrespectful!"

"Wow!"

After finishing, Qin Mo turned his face and smiled and nodded: "Where is it? Our brothers came in too haste and didn't bring you any local specialties."

"Yes, you should bring two strings of candied haws!" Liu Zhe blurted out.

"I'll kill you!"

Qin Mo picked up the fan and poked Liu Zhe directly.

But it was halfway through and didn't continue.

But Liu Zhe was still so scared that he hid, blinked guiltily and said, "Hey, why are you still stinging people? Okay, okay, can you keep the money to buy hawthorn beans?"

"Why is it so annoying?"

Qin Mo acted and picked up the fan again, "What does it have to do with hawthorn?"

"Your property is this!"

Liu Zhe spread his hands and said, "It's a local specialty!"

"We should bring some things to people!"

Qin Mo continued, "The old shopkeeper stretched out one hand: two heroes invite me! After entering the second door, there were all kinds of weapons on both sides. There were five main rooms and the second floor was a full sheep banquet! "

"Feast of the whole sheep?"

Liu Zhe's eyes flashed, his throat rolled slightly, and a capital letter "greedy" on his face.

This made the audience laugh again.

"I'm going to the banquet, where have you eaten this?"

Qin Mo said with a tsk, "I'm greedy, but I'm greedy!"

"Hey, for so many years, eating hawthorn at home is just a big time to get an appetite?"

Liu Zhe joked, "Eat it, hurry up!"

"You're so angry with me!"

Qin Mo scared him with a fan, then grabbed both ends of the fan with both hands, "Eat meat!"

After saying that, he chewed at the fan and ate it hard.

"Wow!"

Liu Zhe smashed his mouth and pointed at Qin Mo at the audience, "Look at this, I haven't eaten it before!"

"The whole sheep feast!"

Qin Mo said while gnawing, "Oh, it's all sheep!"

"Are you lamb skewers?" Liu Zhe said.

"What does it have to do with Chuan'er?"

Qin Mo was stunned and corrected, "No link!"

"I'm afraid you won't get used to it, right?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Qin Mo's performance is exaggerated and it's already very funny.

Liu Zhe said this, making people even more coquettish.

"Eat! Our brothers, what a guy, the whirlwind mixer mouth!"

Qin Mo performed a big stuttering action, "I've eaten almost the same food. Our brothers stood up and bowed to the old hero with his fists. Hahaha! Let's go! Goodbye!"

After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.

Liu Zhe immediately grabbed him: "When you come back, where are you going to go? You will leave after eating?"

"yes!"

Qin Mo raised his hand and pointed, "Go to the room!"

"Well, I have something to do!"

Liu Zhe grabbed his arm.

"What's wrong? How can I know? I just eat and don't talk about it!"

Qin Mo curled his lips, turned his head and said to the storyteller-like tone, "The old shopkeeper is here. Two heroes, I'll invite the two heroes to arrive today, not for other things. There are people who dare to protect the south, north, and west routes today, but there are too many thieves on the east route, and no one dares to protect the two heroes. I wonder if the two heroes are willing to go?"

"Just ask if you dare?"

Liu Zhe set the key point.

"I'm talking about old hero!"

Qin Mo bowed and narrowed his eyebrows, "Don't want to be the majestic spirit of a thief and destroy the aura of our men. Isn't there a thief in the east?"

Liu Zhe was also full of energy and continued: "I'm not afraid of him!"

As a result, Qin Mo said, "You are going west? Silly old man, that thing is round. Have you learned geography? Go around!"

"Hey!"

The audience laughed.

Liu Zhe was speechless and pulled Qin Mo and said, "You have studied geography, right? You have bought a globe?"

"Can't you go around it?"

Qin Mo slapped his hands and believed that this was an impeccable truth.
To be continued...