"Well!"

The audience booed the audience behind the scene.

"Everyone, be careful!"

Liu Zhe quickly said to them, "I might have started this at any time!"

Several hosts next to him nodded repeatedly, turned their heads to look at Xiao Ni, and kept laughing.

Li Sisi's face was even more worried and scared.

Ren Luyu on the other side also cooperated with the performance and pulled a position to the side.

Amid laughter.

Qin Mo was heartbroken: "Actually, they are all false institutions! They have nothing to do. This person is superficial and said in the first few years that they should streamline them. The first time they streamlined them is left with about 60 people, the second time they streamlined them is left with more than 80 people, and the third time they are left with one hundred and twenty people!

"Okay, the more streamlined people!" Liu Zhe smiled bitterly.

"There is no way, it's all about getting in touch with the back door."

Qin Mo spread his hands and frowned and complained, "I have to be a leader when I come. In fact, we are a very professional unit. It cannot be said that individuals can be cadres when they come to work here. Outsiders and leaders are in charge, and there is nothing wrong with them. Do you think this person is good? People say that this person is not good! They say that this person is not good? People say that this person is not good! You can't get angry yet. A couplet circulating there is too telling the problem!"

"What couplet?" Liu Zhe said curiously.

"The first line is: Just say you can, just do it, and it's okay if you can't!"

"The second couplet?"

"If you say no, you can't, you can't, you can't!"

"Horizontal draft?"

"You can't accept it!"

Qin Mo finished speaking.

There was immediately applause from the audience.

This is also an old couplet.

Even in many personnel appointments in the workplace, this horizontal couplet is used to make fun of and sarcastic.

Some viewers who have received such care have a deep understanding and can't help but cheer.

At the same time, while everyone laughed, they also heard something.

The previous one is ridiculous of some units being bloated.

Now it's satirizing bureaucracy?

I can't help but sigh that this crosstalk is designed with great sophistication!

Not just funny.

Many methods of criticizing current problems are used to present an advanced artistic expression method.

Even if these jokes are included in some ordinary industries, they are very suitable.

It just changed to a thief company, which makes it even more funny and sarcastic.

Liu Zhe couldn't help but sigh: "This is still a generation of educated thieves!"

"The worst thing is to set up a team and issue a few thousand yuan indicators."

"Then steal it!"

“How easy?”

Qin Mo sighed and said, "You won't steal it recently..."

"really……"

Liu Zhe subconsciously responded.

But immediately heard the audience laughing and suddenly woke up and shouted and explained: "I haven't stolen me!"

"Just say, we have few people to steal large items, and steal small items are not worth it. We don't dare to withdraw them if we steal bank cards, and we can't cash out quickly if we steal mobile phones. Sometimes we are so busy that we can't steal tens of thousands of dollars a day."

Seeing Qin Mo sighing so much, I thought it was difficult!

As a result, the audience was shocked when they heard this number.

It's just based on whether it's better or not?

Liu Zhe even said: "That's a lot!"

"No, the key is that you can't catch up with him!"

“As for it?”

"I'll do it for you!"

Qin Mo once again counted on his fingers and calculated, "Are there more than 100 thieves in our company? Eat, drink, defecate, sleep, and move, sit, lying and walk, right?"

"It's time to spend money!" Liu Zhe nodded.

"I'll go to tourist attractions to study and have meetings, right?"

"oh……"

"That's not all, our leading cadres still have to go abroad for inspection!"

Qin Mo clapped his hands and asked questions and answered them, "You said you are a thief company, why are you going abroad for inspection? It is said that it is to learn advanced foreign theft technology!"

"Yeah!"

Liu Zhe smiled and said, "If you want to say that this is to break out of Asia and steal to the world, right?"

Qin Mo also became more and more angry as he spoke: "The most intolerable thing is that we see other companies advertising online, and our company also needs to advertise!"

"You thief company also wants to advertise?"

Liu Zhe couldn't help but joke, "Then I guess I'm not looking for any formal website!"

Qin Mo said: "Even the advertising slogans are written!"

Liu Zhe asked, "What word?"

Qin Mo said with a slight silence: "Friend, do you want to get rich quickly? Join the thief company, which can enable you to drive Lamborghini overnight, our company's contact person..."

"Who?" Liu Zhe asked.

"It is not appropriate to spread it!"

“Contact information?”

"Keep confidential for the time being!"

“Company website?”

"Nothing can be told!" Qin Mo shook his head.

Liu Zhe asked again: "Office address?"

Qin Mo smiled and blinked: "Get another place when you shoot!"

"Where can I find it?" Liu Zhe frowned.

"You can't find it!"

Qin Mo snorted, "The police have blocked us several times!"

...

Backstage.

Language program lounge.

Several old artists also praised Qin Mo.

"That's right!"

Cai Min said, "This young man is so sarcastic. I can hear every word he says clearly!"

"Mainly this work is good!"

Pan Changjiang also praised, "The jokes and other things are very high-end. I haven't seen such crosstalk in many years. The two works he has produced this year, one is the sketch on the Spring Festival Gala, and the other is the top-notch one!"

"I don't dare to say that!"

Cai Min smiled, "If you want to open this mouth, I will praise you boldly. It's really high-end!"

As he said that, he looked at Meng Hetang again: "Xiao Meng! I've finished recording again. Call Xiao Qin and let's have a meal, don't hurry to leave!"

"Oh, OK!"

Meng Hetang nodded and agreed with a smile.

He was still waiting for news from Zhou Jiuliang, and he didn't know if his master agreed.

In the same room, in another corner.

Yang Shaohua and his son were also admiring Qin Mo's work.
To be continued...