Chapter 635 People who practice martial arts!(1/2)
"As soon as the old lady heard this, she immediately got up and waited for Teacher Liu: What? The year-end bonus is given 20 yuan? Good guy, what are you doing? Why is that little money?"
Qin Mo imitated the old lady in a hurry.
The old voice seemed to have strength in an instant.
Liu Zhe, who was standing beside him, also looked embarrassed: "What should I say?"
"I am from Deqian Crosstalk Club to speak crosstalk!"
Qin Mo turned his face and muttered timidly, turning his face and imitating the old lady, "What? Deqian Crosstalk Club? Such a popular crosstalk group, Asia's largest boy group, only the year-end bonus will be given to you 20 yuan? No?"
"That's right!"
Liu Zhe said silly.
"Hi, let me say it earlier!"
Qin Mo shook his hand and rolled his eyes, "I'm delaying my aunt's work, why don't you... stop talking about crosstalk?"
He patted Liu Zhe, who scratched his head: "What am I doing?"
"Let me learn to mess with my aunt!"
Qin Mo said proudly, "It's so easy to have a teaching and a meeting..."
"Hahaha!"
The audience was laughing crazy.
Liu Zhe spat even more angrily: "Let her die! This old lady is too careless!"
"When this happened, Teacher Liu quickly gathered his thoughts!"
Qin Mo's tone was also restrained, "Otherwise, if you encounter someone who is stumbled on the carnival again, you will even get the 20 yuan off for him. Don't talk about traveling to Xinma and Thailand, it will be hard to drink soup at the Majia Wonton Shop on Taishan Road, Xinjiekou!"
"puff!"
"Hahaha!"
The audience did not expect that the burden of Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand could still be used here.
"That's!"
Liu Zhe praised, "Now there is more than 20 bowls of wontons at Xinjiekou!"
"Teacher Liu thought to go home quickly! It was getting dark all the way back. When his wife saw Teacher Liu, she ran out excitedly!"
Qin Mo said this and suddenly his voice twitched, "Hey, Bajie! Are you back?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Well!"
There were laughter and boos in the audience.
Liu Zhe's face turned red: "What's the matter? My wife is the eldest brother, right?"
"yes!"
Qin Mo nodded, "You are the second senior brother!"
"screw you!"
Liu Zhe pushed Qin Mo, "Can you chat?"
"Ha ha!"
Qin Mo giggled and continued to preach to the audience, "As soon as Teacher Liu saw his wife, he told him about the year-end bonus, but her wife became anxious when she heard this!"
"So there is no hurry?"
"Dear viewers don't know!"
Qin Mo said seriously, "Teacher Liu's wife is not an ordinary person!"
“That’s…”
"A man who practices martial arts!"
As he said that, Qin Mo gestured to the classic move of Sun Wukong scratching his ears and making fun of the golden cudgel.
The laughter of the audience below was one wave after another.
Liu Zhe couldn't help but laugh and said, "What! Isn't this still a monkey?"
Qin Mo immediately pointed at him: "Look at everyone, Teacher Liu admitted it himself!"
"No!"
Liu Zhe yelled. When he heard the audience laughing wildly, he waved at the audience helplessly, "Don't make trouble either. Looking back makes people misunderstand my wife!"
"I'm starting to protect my wife!"
Qin Mo smiled and said, "Okay, let's get back to the point. Anyway, Teacher Liu's wife is a martial arts practitioner. She is impatient. She hears that the year-end bonus will be 20 yuan. His wife is anxious. Didn't she agree to be 100,000 yuan? How can she go to Xinmatai? So she caught Teacher Liu and beat him up!"
While speaking, Qin Mo made a move again and muttered: "Roar! Ha! First, go up, left and right c, then go down, right and right a, then go down, right c, jump up, left and right b, right and right a..."
"You can wait..."
"A last one of the super killing tricks! Oli gives!!! No more than one hundred styles and eight young girls!"
"Hahaha……"
"puff!"
The audience was so sad that they laughed.
Has this changed from Sun Wukong to Yashen?
Moreover, Qin Mo's actions were exactly the same as they were imitated.
This made some viewers laugh so hard that tears came out.
Liu Zhe really couldn't stand it anymore.
He pushed Qin Mo: "Enough! Let you wait a little while, you didn't hear it?"
"Um?"
Qin Mo turned his head to look at him, frowned and pondered, "Master, did you actually interrupt my ultimate move?"
"Hahaha!"
"I'm excited!"
"What!"
Liu Zhe was also overwhelmed. He grabbed Qin Mo's hands, held him down and said, "You can wait a moment, what is this?"
"What's wrong?"
Qin Mo also looked at him in confusion.
"On the left and right c is..."
"Start!"
"The lower right bottom right bottom right a is again?"
"A combo with the start!"
"Why are you farting here?"
Liu Zhe frowned and shouted excitedly, "Your starting style adds combos, use the Shenglong Gabai style and ghost burn?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The audience below was stunned for a moment and started to hilarious again.
Liu Zhe was so angry that it wasn’t because her wife used game moves?
"ah?"
Qin Mo was also stunned, "That's..."
"You're all wrong!"
Liu Zhe pressed his hands and said seriously, "The beginning should be the lower left b, then the lower left right a, then the front fist and the back front fist. This move is called the upper light foot, the lower light foot, the cut portion and the 127th style·Sunflower! In the end, if you knock someone out, then follow the eighth girl, do you understand? This is the classic combo of Yakami's in the King of Fighters 97. When I played this, you were wearing open-crotch pants!"
Seeing Liu Zhe being serious, the more the audience laughed louder.
Is this the point?
But Liu Zhe didn't seem to care about these things, and still pointed out the mistakes to Qin Mo: "And your move, is your Eight God's ultimate move like this?"
Liu Zhe couldn't help imitating Qin Mo and restored the authentic Eight God starting style again.
Looking at his chubby body, he twisted with difficulty.
The audience's laughter could not stop resounding.
"Also, Eight God's ultimate move should be like this!"
Liu Zhe said, crossing his hands and raising them on his forehead, "This is the right move, do you know?"
To be continued...