Chapter 716 Liu Zhe laughed!(1/2)
"Look forward!"
Qin Mo sighed, "Once the next day, as soon as you go out, ho! The car was lost!"
"ah?"
Liu Zhe said in surprise, "Is there anyone stealing the BMW brand Wuling?"
"Well!"
The audience was so happy that this joke was too unbearable!
"Is there anyone who is not open to his eyes?"
Qin Mo looked sad, "Want to sell my calligraphy and paintings? Alas, no one wants them!"
"No one wants that!"
"What should I do? The car is gone and the money is gone. Let's see where to recruit workers, so I will sign up!"
"Find a job!"
"What are you doing? Well, there is a KFC next to you to recruit workers, I'll sign up!"
"You still dare to go?"
Liu Zhe burst into laughter.
The audience below also burst into laughter.
The stew of Kaifeng cuisine in front was taken out again.
"Sitting in a row of examiners, what are your specialties?"
Qin Mo had a majestic expression at first, and said with a smile in a flash, "I can sing!"
"Oh? Sing one!"
Liu Zhe said casually.
The audience immediately shouted:
“Oh oh oh ~”
“Wow!~”
"Sing one! Sing one! Sing one!"
“…”
Looking at the extremely enthusiastic audience in the audience.
Qin Mo smiled, nodded happily, and sang directly: "More happiness, more laughter, all at McDonald's!"
"Hahaha……"
The audience was laughing crazy. Is this McDonald's song sing in KFC?
Can't you be driven out?
"No matter how good you sing, you're wrong. You'll sing like a hot kiln!"
Liu Zhe laughed with the audience.
"I'll come out, his supervisor is out: I'll tell you later! It's not because I sang the wrong song and don't want you!"
"What's the reason?"
"Your Kaifeng dish has been stamped!"
Qin Mo opened his mouth and the audience booed again.
Liu Zhe smiled bitterly and shook his head: "This person is still thinking about this!"
"I feel so nervous, I'm too stressed!"
Qin Mo continued with emotion, "Go out and have a play!"
"Spread!"
"I went around here and there, and I walked around the Shanghai Stock Exchange. I went to Jin'an Temple and went in to burn incense. May the gods and Buddhas bless me and I went to burn incense, but my phone fell into the public deceased box!"
"Yeah!"
Liu Zhe was so amused and laughed, "This is so strong!"
Qin Mo looked around and looked like he was looking scathed: "No one, look for a brick!"
Although the movements are very small, the performance is very meticulous.
"Oh? Want to smash this merit box?"
"Four security guards come here! I'll kill you!"
"Well, I think I'm going to steal money!"
Qin Mo laughed loudly.
"Come here, an old Taoist: Donor, you have a rich and powerful face!"
Qin Mo closed his hands, squinted his eyes slightly, looking blurry, imitating the old Taoist's appearance, "You will be completely turned around in one month. I have a piece of jade, five thousand yuan! Hold it in my mouth for a month, and everything is fine!"
"Is it true?"
"Give someone money, take it and put it in your mouth!"
Qin Mo raised his hand and stuffed it into his mouth. After thinking about it, his face suddenly changed and he said bitterly, "In less than a month, my tongue has turned green for two days!"
“Haha, pigmented!”
Liu Zhe was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling.
"I'm so stupid!"
Qin Mo said, and suddenly hesitated, "Uh...oh? Is there an old Taoist in Jin'an Temple?"
When Liu Zhe heard this, he suddenly realized: "Yes! Is this a monk temple?"
“Hahaha~”
"Puff~"
The audience also realized this.
I didn't hear it just now, but now I understand it.
"Whoever sees me asked: Are you so bitter?
"Okay! Stop explaining to others!"
Liu Zhe felt that he was stopped, "Stop at the right time!"
"Oh, I'm under too much pressure!"
Qin Mo caressed his heart and said sadly, "There is nothing at home. Oh! You need to be more careful in spending money, and eating has become a problem. I want to relieve my pressure. I advise myself to live well. No matter what I see, I must be happy. It won't be uncomfortable if I don't take it to my heart. I didn't expect to hear a message..."
Liu Zhe said curiously: "What's wrong?"
"Uh, hiccup..."
Qin Mo cried and said in a crying voice, "Yai Nanako has passed away!"
“Hahahaha~”
"Well!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Especially for boys, their cheeks were red with smiles.
Yai Nanako is a very famous island actress in the world. She is the same as Aoi teacher who died of illness last year.
It is logical that it is not appropriate to tease deceased people who are not crosstalk circles on the stage.
But it doesn't matter to the islanders.
The audience is also happy to hear it.
This turning point is really ridiculous.
Even Liu Zhe said speechlessly: "Where do you still have this leisure? Don't you know much about starving to death?"
“My spiritual pillar!”
Qin Mo sighed, "I'm pointing at him and living!"
"Hey? It's up to this if you don't eat?"
"She left me and didn't say hello to me. I'm not her partner!"
"You're out of luck!"
Liu Zhe shook his head and said, "Do you know?"
"All right!"
To be continued...