"ah?"

Liu Zhe smiled so hard that his stomach hurt, "Are you pretending to be an alien?"

“Hahaha~”

The audience below laughed wildly.

Liu Zhe's eyes kept looking at the backstage.

I found that no one had appeared at this time and there was no prompt, so I put my palm on the table and put it back.

Qin Mo received the signal and continued, "To be honest, it's not good for us to make jokes about three teachers on stage!"

"That's!"

Liu Zhe hummed, "Especially your master, be careful and get beaten!"

"ha!"

Qin Mo smiled, "But some are the truth!"

"Those ones!"

"Just the hobbies of the three teachers!"

"oh!"

"It means that people's hobbies cannot be controlled. Everyone's hobbies are different. For example, when it comes to my brother Yue in the background, his hobbies are different from others."

"Little Yueyue!"

Liu Zhe held it and asked, "What are his hobbies?"

"tasty!"

Qin Mo said as he made an action, "I ate the big cake with steamed buns and rice."

"Good guy, eat three staple foods in one go?"

"There is also my master, Mr. Yu Qian, who likes to drink. Once I have drunk too much, I will eat one and a half sticks of chicken claws."

"The eyes are not good!"

Liu Zhe smiled bitterly and shook his head.

The audience below also smiled happily.

"Teacher Liu Zhe also wants to have his own hobbies!"

Qin Mo patted his shoulder and explained to the audience, "He saw that it was fun for Teacher Sun Yue to raise elephants, so he ran to my master for consultation, wanting to ask what pets are suitable for novices!"

"Have I found the right person?"

"My master told him that you should not do anything wrong with keeping pets, and you must have rules, especially for a novice like you. Your living environment, your personality, your family population, and your appearance. Let me see your face..."

As he said that, Qin Mo took Liu Zhe's chin and looked at it carefully.

Liu Zhe was very obedient. After Qin Mo looked at him a few times, he asked, "Did you see something?"

"You are suitable for raising turtles!"

"Hey? How did you see this?"

"Come on!"

Qin Mo looked at the other side of him, "Well, Brazilian turtle!"

The audience below were already laughing too much.

Liu Zhe wondered: "Can you still see that the Brazilian turtle is coming?"

"When I went to the pet market, I found that such a big thing was like a Shaobing, and it was sold for 300 yuan."

Qin Mo gestured out the size in his hand.

But as soon as the word "Shaobing" came out, everyone thought of Shaobing Zhu Yunfeng and couldn't help but laugh secretly.

“Not cheap!”

"He couldn't bear to leave it. He only spent twenty-five yuan a year on taking a bath. When he ran to the aquatic products market, he saw that there were some turtle sellers, but he didn't spend it on his back. It was almost the same."

Liu Zhe hurriedly said, "That's too much!"

"This is cheap, please call one!"

Qin Mo said, and made a weighing move on his hand, "Forty-eight dollars!"

"There are also quite a lot!"

Liu Zhe snorted and twitched.

Qin Mo pointed at him and said, "He can't afford to spend too much. The Brazilian turtle costs more than 300 yuan and this costs more than 40 yuan. This is nothing. I don't feel sorry for me."

Seeing his hand counting money, Liu Zhe frowned and asked, "Why are you doing this for more than 40 yuan?"

"A penny! Bah!"

Qin Mo explained, spitting on his fingers and continuing to count money.

"Okay! Is it good to put some money in my pocket?"

"Take it home, people's pets have names! Give it a name called mung bean."

"Is there any meaning?" Liu Zhe said in confusion.

"Liu Zhe can see the mung beans right!"

As soon as he said that, the audience below covered their stomachs and smiled.

“Hahahaha~”

"puff!"

Listening to everyone's laughter, Liu Zhe became anxious: "Me? Do I think mung beans are like this?"

“Beautify it to the extreme!”

Qin Mo smiled and said happily, "Put the knife and draw flowers on the back, carve two words in it--Liu Zhe!"

"Well~!"

Boos were everywhere in the audience.

Liu Zhe was anxious: "Why are you tying my name?"

"It's easy to find if you lose it!"

Qin Mohan said with a smile, "Climb out and take a look, hey hey, this turtle is called Liu Zhe."

"What are you talking about? You're swearing!"

Liu Zhe was furious and almost jumped on the stage.

"Just just kidding!"

Qin Mo waved his hand with a smile, "That means you love to beautify it and apply lipstick to it!"

“Is it necessary?”

"As a result, I bit my hands. As soon as the aunts entered the entrance of the alley, they were wondering when they saw you holding this baby pet. Are you still holding a warm water bag on such a hot day?"

Liu Zhe couldn't help laughing: "These aunts have bad eyes!"

"I don't know who told him, you find a donkey, and the donkey will fall off as soon as it screams! But where are there donkeys in this city?"

"It's really hard to find!"

"I took a taxi to Daxing, and the driver asked as soon as he got on the car: Brother, where did I buy this Kunbao?"

"Okay, all eyes like this!"

"A donkey is standing there eating grass in the countryside of Daxing. Liu Zhe walked over: Oh, I'm looking for you, just scream if you are tired!"

Qin Mo smiled and said, "Uncle, you are burdened! Are you screaming? Why did you forget? Let me remind you? This is like: Ah! Ah~~ Look at it and it will..."

He paused, looked at his hands and was stunned, and then he couldn't laugh and cry: "Well, if I had known this, I would have called myself at home!"

"Ah? As soon as I screamed, this turtle spoke up?"

Liu Zhe was amused and crying, and looked at Qin Mo sideways.

Suddenly, I saw Hou Zhen finally appearing on the side of the platform and gestured to him. I realized that it was time to end, so I immediately raised my hand and knocked on the table.

Qin Mo received this signal instantly.

So he quickly entered the end and said with a wry smile: "This matter is so troublesome. I put it back in my pocket. When I arrived at the door, I don't know who posted a pair on the door."

"What are you writing?"

"When a turtle is not angry, he is as blessed as the East China Sea, and he is cuckolded and has money to live longer than the South Mountain."

Qin Mo said loudly, and as he said, grinning, "Horizontal: Tintooth Ninja Turtles!"

"screw you!"
To be continued...