“Hahahaha~”

"Well!!"

Seeing Qin Mo's hurriedly covering his mouth, the audience was filled with joy.

Liu Zhe was so happy that his eyes couldn't see it: "Haha, you've told the truth!"

"She stood up and left. I was stunned when she looked at her back. It was so beautiful!"

Qin Mo sighed.

Suddenly, his eyes raised and his voice sang softly:

"A beautiful face is rare in the world, like a flower and a jade, I thought to myself that this place was not a Peach Banquet, but why did Chang'e go to Guanghan privately in the moon? Could it be that Xi Shi was born here again? Otherwise, the Weaver Girl would go to the world privately~!"

"good!"

As soon as the sing was finished, the audience burst into warm applause.

Even Liu Zhe next to him gave a thumbs up: "Not bad!"

This is a famous passage in the Ping Opera "Taohua Temple". Audiences who are familiar with folk art must know that, and Lao Guo has also sang it in a wrong way before.

The difference is that Qin Mo is singing in a regular manner without any adaptation.

For unfamiliar audiences, the actors sang, applauded and did not ask where they came from.

"I'm determined to pursue her!"

After Qin Mo stopped singing, he said confidently, "It's in a community, it's very convenient to chase. As soon as she leaves the community gate, I buy newspapers too! - What a coincidence, you buy newspapers too!"

"Ignore you!"

"Let's go... the bus stop at the door, squatting: What a coincidence, are you waiting for the bus too?... the supermarket opposite, and I also met: What a coincidence, are you also going to the supermarket?... the bathroom comes out to wash your hands: What a coincidence, are you peeing on your hands too?"

"puff!"

“Hahaha~”

Liu Zhe also laughed with the audience, and then complained, "Is it so close?"

"The girl finally asked me: What are you going to do?"

Qin Mo said directly, "I like you very much and want you to be my girlfriend!"

"good!"

A warm response rang out from the audience.

In addition to the girls, several older brothers also shouted in a rough voice: "I do!"

"Ha ha!"

Liu Zhe smiled and looked at the audience below, "Look at these seats, I'm happy!"

"well!"

Qin Mo sighed helplessly, "That girl would have to be like you at that time!"

"Is this a success?"

"I failed again!"

Qin Mo sighed, "When I am in a bad mood, someone will introduce me to a girlfriend!"

"Blind date!"

"I made an appointment to meet outside. The weather was very good. The leaves were all gone, the west wind was rising, and the northern geese flew south. It was late autumn."

“The scenery is beautiful!”

"We were sitting on the park bench. I visited her carefully, and it was about 1.4 meters tall!"

“Ha~”

Liu Zhe couldn't help laughing, and looked at Qin Mo up and down, "It's quite a good match!"

"Little face, it's so purple!"

"It's purple?"

"I have freckles on my face. I doubt if it was Chen Man's official model who was specially endorsed for Dior!"

As soon as these words came out, many viewers suddenly heard "ah" sounds everywhere.

In an instant, someone shouted again: "Okay!"

Next, applause and applause came one after another.

Qin Mo smiled and continued: "Her appearance has broken through people's imagination. This woman is so easy to recognize, with a very postmodern style, and must have Thanos' blood!"

"Thanos' bloodline?"

Liu Zhe frowned and said, "What does this look like?"

The audience was so terrified.

But Qin Mo did not show any sadness and continued:

"I was embarrassed for a long time, and finally she broke the deadlock first. The girl said: Add prestige! My prestige is: Reject!"

Qin Mo immediately said, "I didn't expect that the name is so different from myself. His prestige is called Rejection, which means he is very noble!"

"That's it! All refused!"

"I think it's better to call it rejection, and adding radicals makes it seem more implicit!"

"Where to remove radicals?"

"Big! Haha... so easygoing!"

Qin Mo couldn't help but be happy after he finished speaking.

The audience suddenly realized and booed.

"Yeah!"

Liu Zhe smiled, "Speak serious!"

"yes!"

Qin Mo continued to say seriously, "The girl said again, don't look at me fat, my waist is thin, don't look at me ugly, my nickname is beautiful!"

"Better than rejection!"

"Miss, how much weight are you? Two hundred and six..."

Qin Mo said, shook his head and said, "Later I realized I was fooled!"

"What's wrong?"

"Oh, the scale is 260 pounds!"

"Haha, it's over!"

Liu Zhe couldn't help laughing and didn't see Qin Mo's eyes at all.

When he heard the audience booing again, he couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?"

Qin Mohan asked with a smile: "Do you have the same confusion as her?"

"I'm not, I don't!"

Liu Zhe waved his hand quickly and sneered at the audience below, "Don't make trouble!"

"Haha, you have it!"

Qin Mo smiled and said, "Didn't you just weighed it before you came today?"

"Go and go, don't talk nonsense!"

Liu Zhe forced him to go on track, "Tell me that girl! I'm so fat, can I still get married?"

"Yes! So I sincerely admire her: Girl, you are such a man!"

"You said that, she won't hit you?"

"She was so happy that she took out a razor in her arms: No, I took a photo two days ago and I had to post it for a long time before I could surf the Internet. Unexpectedly, the software crashed directly!"

"What software?" Liu Zhe said curiously.

"Big Red Book!"

Qin Mo gestured, "That one who specializes in sending photos to make friends!"

"cough!"

Liu Zhe smiled, "Because she broke down?"

"Take out a box of cigarettes and sniffles a cigarette ring!"

Qin Mo imitated it, then turned around and patted Liu Zhe's chest heavily, "To be honest, I haven't seen such a good smoke ring in so many years, big and round!"

"Ahem!"
To be continued...