Chapter 734 It is indeed Uncle Yu!(1/2)
Qin Mo had originally thought about a lot of burdens.
But most of them were later passed by themselves.
Because what is said in public is not suitable.
After all, crosstalk is not about being closed to entertaining oneself, nor is it about the small theater that hundreds of viewers were happy.
At this scene today, not only the audience was filming, but also the staff of Youku were filming.
If something is inappropriate, the actor himself thinks it's okay, but if it is spread, netizens think it's inappropriate.
If you encounter someone who is too exaggerated, you will cause trouble and only increase your worries.
Qin Mo's scale today.
It's already very big.
On stage.
Qin Mo said endlessly: "There is a brand on each cash register. It's like this for breakfast. When you turn it over for lunch, you continue to turn it over for dinner. Every time you turn it over, the name of the dish above is different!"
“Hahaha~”
The audience was so happy. Isn’t this the KFC mode?
"Wow!"
Uncle Yu frowned immediately, "Is this what should be found in that place?"
"Master, you haven't been there, you don't know!"
Qin Mo continued to introduce, "Just as written on this brand, breakfast is: bean juice and melon soup, old tofu melon soup, noodle tea melon soup, Hu la melon soup, peel egg and lean meat melon soup..."
"Good guy, there are flavors everywhere!"
"At noon and evening, this flip is the same: pig bone Mengpo soup, chicken juice Mengpo soup, pig feet Mengpo soup, beef Mengpo soup, ginseng black chicken Mengpo soup..."
Uncle Yu joked: "Well, this old lady from Shaxian!"
“Hahahaha~”
The audience was having fun below.
Qin Mo turned his head and looked at his master speechlessly.
Uncle Yu said, "Isn't this the menu in Shaxian snacks?"
“It’s available in all kinds of flavors!”
Qin Mo explained, "People also keep pace with the times and can satisfy the tastes of various people, so that they can make people drink it without any effort!"
"Oh, okay!"
"After I pass by, I'm welcomed me: Young man, are you dead?"
“Hahaha~!”
There was a burst of laughter from the bottom of the stage.
Uncle Yu shook his head helplessly: "No, that's not!"
"that is!"
Qin Mo also pretended to be unhappy, "Nonsense! Come to you if you don't die?"
"right!"
"Then what are you drinking?"
Qin Mo turned his face and thought, pointing at the signboard, "Then I'll have a bowl of pig bones!"
"Okay!"
"I immediately brought me a bowl and put it on this plastic menu!"
"Yo, service is thoughtful!"
"Do you want one to send me the new one?"
Uncle Yu laughed and said, "This is also a salesperson!"
"No, no!"
Qin Mo waved his hand and turned around and asked again, "Do you want one Portuguese egg tart? No, no! We also have the newly released pineapple bread..."
The audience below was so happy that they couldn't straighten their waists.
Uncle Yu next to him joked: "There are quite a lot of tricks!"
"Are you sick?"
Qin Mo frowned and said angrily, "I want these things to eat and drink the soup. I don't know if I give you money or not?"
"Hey!"
Uncle Yu smiled and said, "It makes sense!"
"I'll finish drinking the soup!"
Qin Mo raised his hand and gestured, "Take the soup and hold it in the center of his hand for a long time, and I can't calm down!"
"Absolutely!"
"This bowl of soup..."
"Um!"
"It smells so good!"
“Hahaha~”
"Well!
The audience below did not expect such a turning point and immediately smiled from ear to ear.
Uncle Yu joked, "I'll tempt you to drink!"
"You forget everything after drinking it!"
"That's!"
"Hey, you said that I have put in so much effort in my life, memorized so many penis, memorized so many jokes, and so many Peking Opera, Ping Opera, and Taiping lyrics... "
"Okay!"
Uncle Yu said happily, "Not all crosstalk actors can do this!"
"Ah~"
The audience suddenly booed.
This irony is already quite obvious.
There are no such people in the crosstalk industry, but there are all people who call themselves masters, let alone ordinary actors?
"Forget it, forget it! Drink it!"
"drink!"
"I'm talking to myself! The old lady is coming!"
"ah?"
"Ask me: What kind of work do you do with a young man?"
Qin Mo turned his face and said, "You are talking about crosstalk!"
As he said that, he suddenly started to snatch it: "Oh, then you can take it over!"
"Why?"
Mr. Yu glared at him and hurriedly said, "Why?"
"Why don't you give me some drinks?"
Qin Mo was also surprised and turned his head and waved his hand, "Don't worry! The crosstalk will never be reborn!"
"Hahaha!"
The audience burst into hilariousness.
This is a very risky one!
But it is not surprising that crosstalk actors are accustomed to making fun of people from their own business.
But then Mr. Yu said:
"Tell her that you are not mainstream!"
"Well!"
"Ah~~~"
The boo sounded suddenly, deafening.
To be continued...