7. Chapter 7(1/2)
"Just Thich" is a strange flower in today's language programs.
Other programs are all trying to create a positive image of stars, but only "Just Thief" is trying to mock celebrities. The audience of this program has no fan base, only the melon-eating crowd who are not interested in watching the fun and the black fans.
If you want to talk about who has the most black spoils recently, Jiang Mo won the lead, there is no suspense.
As soon as the guests in this episode were revealed, Jiang Mo, the popularity of the show went up like crazy, especially later, Zhao Pengjie was also one of the guests, and the popularity was even more popular than other ace variety shows.
Countless people surrounded the computer and waited to watch Jiang Mo’s joke.
The show officially began, and other guests began to swear at Jiang Mo. Except for not having any lower-level three ways, they even scolded them more fiercely than netizens on the Internet.
The barrage on the screen changes little by little:
——I bet that Goddess Jiang will be in a bad face within three minutes
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——I think how long can the goddess be able to pretend? This smile is too fake, right?
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——I can’t stop it and I can’t stop it... Damn, I still laugh? This woman is shameless, and she can still laugh when she is scolded like this.
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——It's so cruel, I love the goddess a little
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——What is this person named Zhao talking about? Boring, skip
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——Although the goddess is not very good-looking, at least she looks comfortable. This man is so eye-catching.
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When it was Jiang Mo's turn to come on stage, the already dense barrage was instantly stacked several layers. As soon as she opened her mouth, the scolding in the barrage was instantly covered by "puff" and "hahahaha".
Xia Jin was also crazily mocking Jiang Mo, but at this moment he couldn't help but press the "h" button.
This is the highest level of scolding. Compared with Jiang Mo's manuscript, Zhao Pengjie's just now was so low.
The person who wrote articles for Jiang Mo was a talented person.
When the netizens who criticized her as a student-to-school character were stupid, their laughter was immediately overwhelmed by the scolding.
Unfortunately, there are too many netizens watching this show, and there are more passers-by, especially those who have not been deceived, jump out at this moment:
——This is true. If I have good grades, who will learn art? It is expensive, tired and has no money.
——The IQ of celebrities... To be honest, there are very few outstanding people, most of them are less than the level of undergraduate students
——I have never believed anyone who has a student-to-school character in the entertainment industry. I can only give you one word if you were deceived: stupid
——The goddess is the first to confront netizens with stupidity. She is awesome and a little impressed.
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Of course, the price is that Kuroko counterattacks more violently and goes straight down three ways, which seriously affects watching the show, and bothers passers-by either to turn off the barrage or to squirt online with Kuroko.
As he sprayed, he felt that there was something wrong with Heizi's mind, and he felt a little more sympathetic to Jiangwu.
The show was bloody from beginning to end, especially after Jiang Mo came on stage later, he mocked Zhao Pengjie online for plastic flowers. He took a bite of additives, and he really couldn't even act the disgust.
After all, if Goddess Jiang could play so vividly, she would not have been criticized for her role.
Could it be that the goddess really didn't cheat?
If this is the case, it would be Zhao Pengjie's slander.
As soon as this guess came out, Zhao Pengjie, who had been paying attention to the online trends, could no longer sit still. He thought that he could use this show to make another wave of popularity, but he did not expect it to have a counterproductive effect.
He quickly contacted Qin Mengyao, Qin Mengyao: "Don't panic, I'll contact the public relations. Jiang Mo has been famous for so many years and cannot turn the tables."
Half an hour later, the navy and the marketing account ended at the same time, summarizing a long Weibo post "Goddess Jiang's top ten black spots", linking Weibo, Douban, Bilibili and other online platforms to forward it together.
Passers-by who were standing in Jiangmo was immediately beaten.
At the same time, the topic of #Zhao Pengjie's great injustice# was also on the hot search on Weibo. Click to see, and the following are all blamed by Black Ginger Mulberry.
After the broadcast of "Just Thief", it happened that Jiang Mo and his teammates made an appointment to meet Ji. The Internet was full of blood and she was lying on the sofa, holding her mobile phone and chatting with her teammates:
Open the door and deliver the express delivery: "Do we want to meet in advance and have dinner together?"
I just love to eat candy: "If you want, I want to eat hot pot!"
I'll cover you, kid: "Okay, okay, I want to eat hot pot too! Let's have an appointment with a hot pot restaurant first and find a private room with better confidentiality!"
Mulberry Jiang loves hot pot, and he agrees with both hands and feet.
As soon as the news was replied, a knock on the door suddenly sounded.
No one will come at this time.
She was wondering, and the WeChat message sounded again. It was sent by Chen Yun, with only one sentence:
"Go and open the door."
Ginger: “…???”
She stood up from the sofa in confusion and went to open the door. A courier outside the door was not surprised to see Jiangwu at all, so she handed over a box with exquisite packaging.
After receiving the goods, Jiang Mozhan returned with her stuff and asked Chen Yun: "Is this what you asked someone to send it? What?"
Chen Yun: "Open and take a look."
Jiang Mo opened the box in a daze and looked at it, and instantly said
——Inside is a crystal cake made of strawberries.
Chen Yun sent another WeChat message:
"The candy my brother bought for you."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jiang Mo jumped onto the sofa with the box in his arms and turned into a silly cat who sucked catnip again.
She was crazy for a long time, put down the strawberry cake, took a serious photo and posted it on WeChat Moments, with the caption: My husband gave me the candy [Love].
After thinking about it, I felt it was not enough, so I specially posted on Weibo and posted the same one.
A netizen who was fighting online saw Jiang Mo posting on Weibo and clicked to see: "…????"
Everyone is fighting like this, and they are happily showing their love, and inexplicably feel that they are a little stupid?
Unfortunately, Kuroko doesn't think so:
——The goddess has begun to establish a love character for couples again. Haha, everyone who believes in it is stupid
——The goddess likes it so much, do you need me to give you a picture [Wreath]?
——The ones upstairs are so vicious. No matter how ridiculed you, it is not good to curse people and die, right?
——The goddess died and purifies the world, a fool and moral bitch
The war between passers-by and darkspot has escalated again.
After posting on Weibo, Jiang Mo didn't even read the comments, so he directly quit and sent another message to the QQ group: "Forget it, I'm not hungry at all now. If you are hungry, eat first, I'll go to the hotel to wait for you."
She must finish this strawberry candy and cannot be wasted. She will definitely lose her stomach and eat hot pot again.
Other teammates who were chatting enthusiastically in the hot pot: "…????"
Captain, that's not what you said just now!
The fried noodles that hadn't opened their mouths also said, "Since the child doesn't eat them, I'll go directly to the hotel. The stomach is not good, nourishing the stomach, and I can't eat spicy food."
What a big candy: "Brother Mian is actually a health boy."
Fried noodles: "There is no way, it's old."
There are only five people in total, and two of them say they can’t eat. What else do the other three eat?
Just follow the original plan and see you directly in the hotel. If you are really hungry, order takeout when you order.
Ginger ate all the strawberry cake in one breath, and finally covered her round belly, patted the clean cake tray and sent it to Chen Yun:
"【Picture】I've finished eating, so full."
Chen Yun sent a smile, and Jiang Mo could almost hear his low chuckling.
"Go out for a walk and don't accumulate food."
Jiang Mo: "Well, I'll go out to meet netizens later."
Chen Yun paused slightly and replied for a while: "Be careful."
Jiang Mo: "Don't worry, who am I? I'll beat them down and call them dad when they dare to be evil."
Chen Yun: "Be careful of paparazzi."
She beat someone that day and might be retaliated.
To be continued...