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Chapter 1 The transmigrators who were prostituted by the system and

Parallel world.

In 2017, Ningjiang City.

"May I ask, are you Meng Bo?"

"Yes, are you Qiao Jingjing?"

"Hmm! As far as I know, you have been unemployed for a year, right? And I feel very puzzled that you have no job and can't even afford to support yourself, but you have been on blind dates more than a hundred times in this year. What do you think gives you the courage to do this?"

Meng Bo didn't expect that the beauty in front of him was so sharp, and he didn't know how to answer for a moment.

Although he has been on blind dates frequently in the past year, he has always been very low-key. He has never posted related matters on online social platforms such as Weibo and Moments, and has never been on blind date programs with keywords such as "Don't Disturb" and "Love". How did she know?

Meng Bo is sitting here now, naturally because of a blind date. Before he met this girl named Qiao Jingjing, he had learned that she was doing live broadcasts.

But what he didn't expect was that Qiao Jingjing broadcast the blind date without his permission.

This means that more people will know that he is a strange man who lives without a job but goes on blind dates everywhere.

Obviously, Qiao Jingjing didn’t really come for a blind date.

It seems that Qiao Jingjing didn't plan to listen carefully to what Meng Bo said. She pouted and blinked to the phone she had set up, and then adjusted the live broadcast stand so that the two of them would be in the same frame. She said:

"Dear everyone, remember, we made an appointment yesterday and met a strange guy together today..."

"Dear friends must be very curious. What kind of weirdness is worth my take to see?"

"Everyone saw this. This is a very beautiful little brother. Maybe it's fascinating many young ladies? Well, I won't keep it a secret. The reason why this little brother is weird is that after he lost his job a year ago, he not only didn't find a way to find a new job, but instead went on a blind date. So far, he has seen more than a hundred girls, but he has never succeeded..."

“Damn…”

One word summarizes Meng Bo’s inner feelings at this time.

"Please don't worry, I'll ask for it for you now..."

"You little brother, you are obviously very handsome. Why hasn't you succeeded so far after meeting more than 100 girls? What exactly is the problem?"

Qiao Jingjing emphasized:

More than a hundred blind dates.

No success.

Meng Bo wants to say that this is not the case.

“…”

Qiao Jingjing did not give Meng Bo the opportunity to explain and continued:

"Of course, I just express my curiosity on behalf of my fans. Will you answer or not? After all, this is your privacy... Maybe you already know that I am an online anchor, with a net name Jingmeier, with more than one million fans. If you like to watch videos, you should know me... I like to share my life with my fans. I believe that as a man, you won't mind?"

"Since you are here for a blind date, I want to ask you a few questions on behalf of my female fans."

"There is a standard in society now, that is, if a boy wants to have love, he must save enough 500,000 yuan before he is twenty-five. Have you met the standard?"

"Some girls require the man to have a car, at least the Mercedes-Benz E-Class will have face. If you don't have one, then lower the standard. Are there any cars under 200,000? If not, lower the standard, and second-hand ones? Or just Xiali...Aoto?"

"Do you have a house in Ningjiang City or other cities? Are you a high-rise building with a total of more than 120 square meters within the Third Ring Road, or a affordable house outside the Fifth Ring Road... or even only a rental house?"

"Of course, I'm asking you these things now. It seems a little too early. Let's change another question. If a girl doesn't mind the above and agrees to be with you, can you bear at least 10,000 yuan per month? After all, girls need to dress themselves up beautifully every day, which is also worthy of face for you, right!"

"I heard that a must-have standard for boys to marry their wives is a bride price of no less than 800,000 yuan. How many years do you need to earn? Ten or twenty years? Don't tell me that you will never be able to do it in your life."

"If a boy does not have the above, do you think he is still qualified to have love?"

“…”

Meng Bo's expression gradually turned from surprise and doubt at the beginning to disgust.

hehe.

Are you talking about sharing your life with your fans?

A man has nothing to do with love.

Meng Bo also deeply agreed.

But if you use this live broadcast to make a boy die in a society, what is the difference between this and killing someone for fun?

【bite……】

The system prompt sounded in Meng Bo's mind.

Blind date check-in is completed.

Meng Bo is about to lift his legs and leave.

Qiao Jingjing continued to say to her fans:

"Have you heard this young brother answer? I didn't hear either. He didn't answer any of the questions I asked. Why is this?"

...

Meng Bo was not originally a person in this world.

Twelve years ago, this body owner, who was only ten years old and also called Meng Bo, suddenly suffered from appendicitis. During the operation, she was replaced by Meng Bo from another parallel world.

As expected, the standard configuration of time travelers is revealed.

However, this golden finger, called "Doverning the Global Super God System", brought Meng Bo not surprise, but empty joy.

[Sorry... Since the host's consciousness comes from another parallel world, it is defined as a bug by this world, and it generates rejection. The system cannot complete the binding of all the host and temporarily stays in the test stage...]

What does it mean?

Meng Bo, who is only ten years old and has a mental age of over twenty, is very confused.

[The host is requested to sign in every 24 hours, and the sign-in address is selected by the host...]

Before Meng Bo traveled through time, he read many online novels. He knew that the gold finger that supervised the host to complete the sign-in brought quite a lot of benefits. He was naturally happy. No matter what bugs he had or not, he didn't test them, he signed in with peace of mind every day, developed for twenty years, and then dominated the world...

Sign in on the first day...

Sign in the next day...

Day 3...

Chapter …

Meng Bo signed in for a week as required by the system, and then he realized that he had signed for a lonely sign.

Other people's system can sign in and get a building, supercar, and get a bonus, and no matter how bad it is, it will give away skills to girls.

Looking back at my system, I didn’t even draw a big pie!

Meng Bo was freed by the system and then realized what it means to be defined by this world as a bug and the system temporarily stayed in the testing stage.

Meng Bo cursed the "garbage system" three times and threw the sign-in behind his head and ignored it.

[...Remind the host that it has not completed the sign-in for more than three days, and the host will be punished for one day of bad luck.]

Meng Bo: "Ignore!"

It turns out that everything goes smoothly throughout the day.

[Remind the host that it has not completed the sign-in for more than a week and will be punished for three days of bad luck.]

Meng Bo: "Haha, isn't it just a three-day outrage? Is it so reasonable to be a free party?"

[Remind the host that the sign-in has not been completed for more than two weeks, and the system increases the probability of the host dying from an accident by 99.99%...]

Meng Bo: "I..."

One day, Meng Bo passed by a tall building and was almost hit by an air conditioner plug-in that fell off due to the loose bracket. He survived with a 0.01% probability and immediately realized that this was very likely the trap set by this world to clear his bug.

Meng Bo has been a human being in two lifetimes and knows the value of life more than anyone else.

Anyway, being a human being in two lives means living for more than ten years, which is considered a profit.

In this way, Meng Bo accepted the system for free in order to survive!

A year ago, Meng Bo broke up with his ex-girlfriend. Meng Bo's godmother saw that Meng Bo was a little decadent and decided to arrange his first blind date in his life.

At that time, Meng Bo graduated from university less than two years ago. In addition to having a handsome face, he had no house or car, he could instinctively resist blind dates.

Of course, Meng Bo understood that his godmother had good intentions and wanted to help him get out of the shadow of broken heart as soon as possible.

Just when Meng Bo was on a blind date for the first time, he had been free for many years and suddenly reloaded the function. However, because Meng Bo was recognized as a bug by the world, he failed to load again. The random check-in function was interfered with every 24 hours and a bug was generated, which turned into a blind date check-in. It was required that the interval between the two times should not exceed three days!

Meng Bo felt distressed, but he couldn't find anyone to tell him.

Therefore, in the next year, Meng Bo would not change his nature of being a free agent, and in order not to die of accidents arranged by the system, he would go on a blind date if he had the opportunity, and even if he had no chance to create opportunities...

...

“…Why is this?”

Qiao Jingjing kept looking at Meng Bo and waited for him to respond, but Meng Bo did not plan to continue playing with her. She raised her legs and was about to leave, but suddenly she stopped moving.

A progress bar that can only be seen by Meng Bo himself pops up, and the system prompt sounds again.

[It was detected that the host was relied on his strong heart and after twelve years of running-in, the host finally obtained recognition from this world, rejection was eliminated, the system test mode was over, and the remaining functions continued to load...]

"What……"

Twelve years!

A full twelve years!

Meng Bo has long been used to it, and he can't believe that the system will suddenly change.

[Congratulations to the host, the remaining functions of the system have been loaded and are being bound to the host...]

【…The remaining functions of the system have been bound to the host】

[In order to thank the host for not leaving him for twelve years, the system special compensation super gift package is one. Note: The super gift package is stored in the system space. The host can confirm whether to open it or not at any time. The bonus is 10,000,000.00... Also: Individual rewards are not suitable for storage in the system space. Please claim it on the spot as soon as possible...]
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