Chapter 504: Night Talking Ghost Fox (14)
The pear seller also got a pear. At that time, he saw that the down-and-out Taoist was playing tricks, so he couldn't help but go and see it. He was fascinated by the pear stall and even forgot the pear stall.
After coming back to my senses, I found that there was nothing in the car.
"Demonic Way, Demonic Way." The pear seller was so excited that he understood that this pear was not planted, it was clearly stolen from him by using the magic trick.
He hurriedly chased the deceased Taoist in the direction where he left. He was just a corner, but he didn't see the Taoist, only a handlebar was thrown in the corner.
After a closer look, this is the handlebar on his cart.
At that time, the pear seller was sitting on the ground, his face was gloomy and silently picked up the handlebar and left.
The pear tree that the Taoist cut down by the fallen Taoist was clearly the handlebar of his cart.
When everyone found out about this, they couldn't help but burst into laughter. They all laughed at the pear seller for being stingy. If they had given a pear to the destitute Taoist at that time, they would not have ended up in such a field.
It is indeed very comfortable to stand on the commanding heights of morality.
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"The old Taoist in front, wait for me, are you afraid of me when you are walking so fast?" Li Xu pulled Yan Chixia and walked slowly.
Although it looks slow, the speed is not slow at all. Various scenes on the street kept retreating in Yan Chixia's eyes, and it looked extremely dazzling.
The Taoist Putra was walking forward and stubbornly, not paying attention to Li Xu's shouting at all.
"You are not tactful, too. I'll eat your pear and plan to invite you to have a drink. Why are you running away?"
Li Xu's words made the devastated Taoist spit out. Who would believe this? It was obvious that he could see through his tricks.
But the Taoist Taoist suddenly felt a tightening on his shoulders. At some point, Li Xu's hand was already on the Taoist Taoist's shoulders.
"Why are you running away? I don't look like a bad guy."
The three of them chased and fled, and before they knew it, they left Qixia Town and arrived in the wilderness.
"You young man, do you really want to invite me to drink?" Since you were caught, the decisive Taoist crawled along the pole and said.
"Fake it, you are involved in unlicensed spell casting and stealing, and disrupting the regional economic order, violating the law of the Great Zhou? Now I officially notify you that you have been arrested? You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become a confession in the court." Li Xu paused and sent out.
The Taoist Taoist understood the unlicensed casting of spells, stealing, illegality and arrest.
He has not heard of the crime of unauthorized casting of spells since elementary school? He has not yet heard of the crime of casting spells without a certificate? In conjunction with the fact that the Dayou Dynasty has to prove it now?
That's not right. What he just said was the Great Zhou Rule? Why did the dynasty change again or what happened? He didn't have any news.
"If you want to prove the casting of the Great Zhou Ruli?" Yan Chixia couldn't help asking.
"It's also fake? His Majesty the Great Zhou Literature has compiled it for half a year? Half a year ago, the three words "The Great Zhou Literature" were written into the code, but they are still these three words now." Li Xu answered Yan Chixia's question.
Good guy, let’s not talk about what the Great Zhou law is, is your current law a bit too much?
"This Chai Master? You're saying that you're missing." Taoist Poluo couldn't help but remind him. He didn't dare to call him a queen. Instead, he changed to Chai Master.
"It's okay, there's no outsider, right? Is the old Taoist noble surname?" Mr. Li Xu asked his name.
"I have been practicing Taoism for so many years, and I have forgotten the names of the lay people? I only remember that the old Taoist surname is Wang, and everyone calls me Wang Laodao." Wang Laodao was caught on his shoulder? I couldn't break free, so I could only answer honestly.
"Old Dao Wang? Very good? The illegal things I just said? You remember it." Li Xu was going to make the frame-up solid.
"Master, you are not authentic anymore. You said just now that the Great Zhou Rule was not made up. Where did I get the crime?" How could Mr. Wang admit it? This is a crime like a joke. I really think he is stupid.
"Okay, but it's always true that you steal pears."
Mr. Wang had nothing to refute Li Xu's words, and this matter was indeed unauthorized.
"I'm going to accept this matter, but I'm sorry, so there's something wrong with the pear seller." Wang Laodao also saw that there was something wrong with the pear seller, so he went to make trouble.
After the pear seller was so angry that he followed him to find out what was going on.
"I know, but who told you to run away? I thought you were going to escape for fear of sin, so I followed." Li Xu had a good reason, but Old Dao Wang was full of heart. He had been traveling around the world for so long, and he had met such an abnormal brain circuit for the first time.
"My cousin, you've missed something big. The pear is delicious, but it's in it..."
"Feed with human souls, make human corpses fat, right? I know this." Li Xu pointed it out directly.
Yan Chixia's face was green, and she was raised with the pear he ate just now, which was so disgusting.
"Then you still..."
"Why are you doing so urgent? This person is online at a glance. You can't wait for the other party to come online and catch them all in one go. Brother Yan, don't be disgusted. The pear was saved by the old Taoist Wang, and the soul inside was sent to rebirth by him. The pear we ate is a normal pear." Li Xu explained.
"But that's also a fat man." Yan Chixia still couldn't accept it.
"You can also use rice fields to make the vegetables fat together. You can eat them happily." After saying this, not only Yan Chixia's face turned green, but also Mr. Wang's face was a little abnormal. Although we all know this, is it a bit bad for you to say it?
"Since the Crazy Master knows, it's better to let me go. I will redeem my sins and go with the Crazy Master to deal with the pear seller?" Wang Laodao tried to fool him.
Mr. Wang went through a fool, another performance, and another persuasion. Very good. The dice girl was so powerful, and three of them came out.
Li Xu let go, and at this time, Old Dao Wang suddenly moved.
He threw a rope into the sky, and the rope seemed to be hanging from the sky, and he ran up.
This hand climbing rope to the Heavenly Palace is extremely familiar with it. It seems that it is often chased by people on weekdays.
Mr. Wang is also a real Taoist practitioner. He climbed the rope to the Heavenly Palace and went to the Heavenly Palace. Then he came down from other places in the Heavenly Palace. The location of the land will naturally be different and he escaped.
But Li Xu was stunned when he saw this scene. What a fool, this is a waste of time.
This Grand Sima was leading the army to conduct in-depth investigations in the Heavenly Court. You just hit the army and you really came to your door.
It's a little better to fall into his hands. If you fall into the hands of Da Sima, you will definitely not be able to get back if you don't squeeze out your last bit of oil and water.
So Li Xu kindly reminded the Grand Sima, saying that someone had jumped up and hoped to have a good treat. Finally, he would leave a breath to send it to him, and he would still be useful.
Chapter completed!