Zhang Liao was not a coy person, so he said: "Then I will be embarrassed."

After saying that, he picked up his pen and stood in front of the silk.

Although paper was invented at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the papermaking technology at this time was not high, and the hemp paper produced was not of high use value, so bamboo slips and silk were mostly used.

Chen Gong and Gao Shun stood on either side of Zhang Liao, watching him write, while Lu Bu looked at his daughter with a smile, feeling as proud as if we had a daughter in our family.

"Writing a couplet, the first couplet is: strong, very strong, very strong!" Lu Xian laughed: "The second couplet is: stupid, very stupid, very stupid!"

Lu Bu's face froze.

Zhang Liao was busy writing, but he didn't realize the profound meaning. However, Gao Shun and Chen Gong couldn't help but turned their heads and laughed, and they were afraid that Lu Bu would be angry, so they didn't dare to stand out.

"Hengbiao: There is nothing a fool can do about this world!" Lu Xian also laughed when she said this.

The myna in the courtyard flapped its wings and shouted cheerfully, "Idiot, idiot!"

"Pfft!" Zhang Liao couldn't help it anymore. He was very imageless and staggered around.

The three of them couldn't help it. While they couldn't help laughing, they very apologetically raised their hands to Lu Bu to apologize.

Lu Bu's face was swollen red, full of resentment and grievance. When he saw the bird repeating the curse, he said angrily: "I will burn this bald-mouthed bird!"

"Dad is so angry?!" Lu Xian said with a smile: "As a lord, if you can't resolve embarrassment, you must be willing to let others scold you. Father can't do both."

Lu Bu stared at him with a pair of tiger eyes, feeling aggrieved and unwilling, and said: "Do I have to endure it when others scold me?"

"You have to endure it. It's easy for others to call you a fool," Lu Xian said with a smile: "How many people call my father a righteous man, but they don't see how he is doing."

Lu Bu was angry and said: "If my son encounters someone scolding him, will he be able to turn things around?!"

Chen Gong said with a smile: "My lord, don't be upset. Let's see if the palace changes the batch, this embarrassment can be solved."

After that, he asked Zhang Liao for a pen to rewrite the horizontal batch.

Lu Xian also laughed and said: "It's not difficult for me to tolerate scolding me. It doesn't hurt or itch, and I won't lose any piece of flesh, so why can't I bear it?! The general must not get angry easily. It is easy to show off one's courage and endure one moment's pain."

It’s hard to be angry. This dad is not as good as me. Not to mention being scolded, he was slapped on the left cheek. As long as it’s not the right time for an attack, I can stretch out my right cheek and tell him to continue beating me, and I can still laugh!”<

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Lu Bu was completely ruined. He looked at Lu Xian in shock. For a moment, his whole body seemed to have been rewashed. He was so useless.

After reacting, he seemed to have been severely laughed at by Lu Xian and Chen Gong, and he could neither bear the momentary anger nor use quick wit to resolve the embarrassment and regain the situation.

Lu Bu felt ashamed and angry for a moment, and even more hated himself for being so useless and being teased.

Seeing Lu Bu's expression changing again and again, Zhang Liao and Gao Shun were really afraid that he would have an attack, so they didn't dare to laugh and went to see Chen Gong to criticize him.

"Borrow the situation from heaven!" Gao Shun said with a smile: "This is a very good horizontal review of questions. It's wonderful."

Zhang Liao also nodded, deeply convinced.

"My lord, just take a look at this horizontal criticism, okay?!" Chen Gong said with a smile.

Lu Bu's expression changed uncertainly, and he was as angry as a puffer fish, but he didn't speak.

"Hang it up," Lu Xian said with a smile, "I think it's pretty good."

Zhang Liao really wanted to laugh. Looking at this touching father-daughter relationship, he felt inexplicably happy.

It's rare to see Lu Bu holding back his food but unable to have an attack. It's really fun and funny.

When he went to look for Liu Bei that day, Lu Bu had already done some deep introspection. Unexpectedly, he would still be laughed at today.

Lu Bu hummed for a while: "Okay, you guys get together to laugh at me?!"

"Yes..." Lu Xian said with a smile: "Actually, I am also very scared, so I have to use this couplet to reflect on myself frequently."

"Oh?!" Chen Gong said: "The young master is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid of something?!"

"Of course I'm afraid. I'm afraid that my father will be stupid. Even though I have the ability to mend the sky, I can't mend his wisdom." Lu Xian said.

"..." Lu Bu.

"..." Chen Gong, Gao Shun, Zhang Liao.

"So we have to use this couplet to reflect on ourselves, and don't dare to slack off even a little bit." Lu Xian sighed: "Dad, your face is so dark, can't you help but get angry?!"

Lu Bu stared at her coldly, furious.

"Gongtai, you see I won, I'm just saying, if my father is not a little stupid, it's amazing how he can hold back his anger!" Lu Xian said with a smile.

Chen Gong understood and sighed: "My lord, it is true that sometimes I can't control my anger. Once the anger takes over, it is easy to make stupid decisions."

"It's okay to have a fight with Liu Bei. Nowadays, he will also be angry. Alas," Lu Xian said, "it seems that I want to admit defeat..."

Lu Bu said: "You still made a bet?! Bet on me?!"

"Yes," Lu Xian said with a smile: "Dad, do you want me to lose?!"

Lu Bu endured it and said, "My son and I have nothing to be angry about."

Lu Xian smiled and said: "I have endured my anger today, but I am afraid that I will be angry again tomorrow and I will still lose. That's all. Today I will admit defeat to the public."

Chen Gong smiled secretly.

Lu Bu said anxiously: "Why should I be angry again tomorrow?!"

"Father, if you don't want me to lose, when I see Liu Bei tomorrow, no matter how Zhang Fei scolds you, you will not be angry. You are a real man, a real hero, and you can really win. Even if your expression changes slightly, I will lose, dad."

Then he is not a real hero." Lu Xian said.

Gao Shun and Zhang Liao suppressed their laughter. It turned out that the young master had dug a hole and was waiting here.

"That ring-eyed thief scolded me, but I can't get angry and talk back?!" Lu Bu said angrily: "He can't even change his face, how is that?!"

"Father, can you see that Liu Bei's expression has changed?!" Lu Xian said: "In my opinion, there is a huge difference between father and Liu Bei."

"What a joke! I'm not as good as a shoemaker and a shoemaker?!" Lu Bu said.

"Then should father or not? Even if he is not angry at all tomorrow, he will not be called a true hero. He is not even as good as Liu Bei..." Lu Xian said excitedly.

Lu Bu said: "If I become a father tomorrow, why not tolerate him?!"

"Then father must be conscious, otherwise he will be worse than Liu Bei." Lu Xian said: "If Zhang Fei wants to scold you, just let him go and just leave an ear for him. Why bother?"

?!How can you pretend to be the best in the world when you have all these bits and pieces in your heart?!"

After hearing this, Lu Bu was thoughtful. He didn't care about being angry anymore. He ran to his study outside and sat on the sofa, saying: "Yes, yes. How can I, a nine-foot man like Lu Bu, be inferior to Liu Bei?!"

Chen Gong smiled quietly and said: "The young master still has a way to take advantage of the master. If I wait, no matter how much I try to persuade him, the master will not listen."

"Tomorrow I'm afraid I'll have to have the young lady sit in the battle to suppress the situation," Zhang Liao said.

Gao Shun nodded.

"For Liu Bei, I have already offended those who should have been offended. I just want to be able to live with it on the surface. What I have taught my father is to practice it over and over again. From now on, he will be much more irritated by me. Even if others are angry with him, he will only feel it."

Normally, I'm afraid I won't be too angry." Lu Xian smiled and said: "This is called tolerance training. It's the same principle as pain. If it hurts more, you won't cry again when it hurts again. I started scolding Liu Bei.

It’s okay, Liu Bei is quite tolerant. The situation will not get out of control. But with my father like this, I am very worried that he will lose control on the battlefield in the future. Once the situation fails, the consequences will be disastrous."

The three of them solemnly said, "It should be so."

"My father can be less stupid in the future, and I can be less worried!" Lu Xian said helplessly: "Others have the opportunity to try and make mistakes, but my father has no chance to try and make mistakes now. If he loses Xuzhou, he will

There is only a dead end."

"So the next battle is very important. It is the battle that determines success or failure, and the battle to establish a foothold in Xuzhou. First, we must wash away the past stigma. Second, we must shock the world, take root in Xuzhou, and truly become a hero here. This battle is determined

Only then can you start thinking about other things, otherwise it will all be just a delusion." Lu Xian said solemnly: "I also ask three of you to train your troops diligently and compete with Cao Cao!"

The three of them cupped their hands and said, "We will risk our lives to follow the Lord!"

"My father regrets his marriage, and Yuan Shu will be angry. Cao Cao has issued a letter to him not to help my father, so when Cao Cao marches down, Yuan Shu will definitely just wait and see," Lu Xian said: "With my father's courage, if he can exert it to the extreme,

Even if Cao Cao is powerful, he may not be able to defeat him. Everything is possible."

Chen Gongdao: "I'm afraid Liu Bei is the only foreign aid."

"That's right. Even if my father sends a letter to the other princes, they may not be willing to come. They can only wait and see. However, they must send out a letter. The battle between my father and Cao Cao must be based on the great righteousness and the war must be decided first.

Sex comes." Lu Xian said: "Tomorrow, we must stabilize Liu Bei."

"I will treat Liu Bei with courtesy." The three said, "It's just my lord, and I asked the female master to try to restrain him."

Lu Xian said: "My father is a tiger, and tomorrow I will make him a tiger without teeth."

The three of them all laughed. Chen Gong said: "Tomorrow, the young lady wants to force Liu Bei to go to the palace?!"

Lu Xian smiled and said: "The public platform knows me. Tomorrow, I will force him to swear an oath. I also invite three people to help me accomplish this!"

The three of them said with great joy: "Yes."

"When I saw the inscription on Gongtai just now, my pen was slightly stagnant. Could it be that it wasn't these four characters just now?!" Lu Xian said with a smile.

"Hahaha..." Chen Gong also laughed and said: "The female young master also knows the palace. It is true. I just wrote it out to fear that the lord would be embarrassed and angry, so I changed it to the four words of borrowing power from the sky. Originally, it was the four words of using the sky to supplement wisdom.

."

Zhang Liao laughed and said: "Gongtai has gone bad..."

Gao Shun also smiled. If the young master had such foresight, he would indeed be worthy of the name of a wise man.

In fact, it’s not easy for a female master. She is a boudoir girl, but she has to come out to wipe her father’s ass. As a lord, Lu Bu’s IQ is really not high.

Let’s just talk about Liu Bei. If Lu Xian hadn’t patched it up quickly, I’m afraid it would have been over.

Gao Shun inevitably had a look of love in his eyes.

When Lu Xian saw the elder-like look in his eyes, her heart warmed and she smiled at him.

Gao Shun coughed, as calm as ever.

He was very happy that his lord had such a daughter, who was brave, resourceful, and courageous, and could indeed be conquered by anyone in the world.
Chapter completed!