Chapter 261 Imported Rat Medicine
He Yufeng really hates naughty kids, especially this naughty kid.
However, he really couldn't do anything to kill him like a little bastard and Li Yuanchao.
After all, he was just a minor child, and he would not die of sin.
"You guys just wait and see!"
He Yufeng threw down a sentence, rushed to the old man's house, and smashed the door with a bang, "One uncle, something happened, you come out quickly!"
"Who! It's so late!"
An old man's voice rang out from the room.
"I, He Yufeng, a uncle, if you don't come out again, if someone dies in the yard soon, then I won't blame me!"
He Yufeng shouted.
Then, I went to the second uncle's house and smashed the door again.
After such a big blow, when he arrived at Qin Huairu's house, a man and others had already put on their clothes and stood at his doorstep.
"Bang!"
This time, He Yufeng didn't smash the door, but kicked it open.
"Who, what?"
The noise outside alarmed Qin Huairu and Qin Zhang. The door was kicked open, both of them were startled and asked vigilantly.
"Little bastard!"
He Yufeng ignored them and found the thorn that was sleeping soundly, grabbed his hair and pulled it outward.
"Mother……"
The kid hurts and wakes up.
"Let my son go, what are you going to do?"
Qin Huairu only wore a blue-painted sweatshirt at home, and her chest was bulging, and she tried her best to block He Yufeng's face.
And here, Qin Zhang also turned on the light.
The two sisters Xiao Huaihua were also woken up, crying and screaming.
"What are you doing? Ask this little bastard! Your son stole my rat medicine! He also pulled a soak in my room!"
He Yufeng saw that his eyes were almost done, and he loosened his hair, sneered repeatedly.
"Impossible, my tits won't steal anything?"
Qin Zhang said subconsciously without even hearing it clearly.
"He Yufeng, stop me! It's late at night, I scare the child again!"
At this time, the old man was also afraid that He Yufeng would deal with Qin Huairu's family again, so he rushed in.
"Scared him, I'm saving him! OK, you said he didn't steal food, right! When he is poisoned to death, I won't care!"
He Yufeng threw down the stick, sealed a piece of internal force, turned his head and walked home.
At this time, the door of his house was crowded with people!
"Everyone, you guys have seen it! I'm in the room! I even stole my imported rat medicine!"
He Yufeng pointed into the house and said.
Then, he took out the chocolate wrapper again, "This mouse medicine is imported! It was fine after taking it at that time, and it would only occur after a few hours, and...it only works for male rats!"
The reason for saying this is that he is afraid that the knot would give the chocolate to Xiao Huaihua and the others.
He was still embarrassed to torture two young girls who had not yet gone to school.
Moreover, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.
If you have a brother like Kanji, your two sisters will be ungrateful in the future, and you will not blame them.
"What rat medicine is so magical!"
Xu Damao asked beside him.
"Foreign medicines are so magical, they only work on male genes! Then, the male rats who take the medicine will go crazy and bite whoever they see, thus playing the role of killing rats.
This is like mixing soybeans and cement, and it is even more domineering!"
The so-called mixing soybeans and cement as rat poison is a very magical way to kill rats.
After the mouse is eaten, because the cement has the effect of absorbing water, the mouse will go around to find water to drink.
Then, the cement condenses into blocks, causing the mice to suffer in great pain, and eventually block the stomach and intestines.
Moreover, because it is too painful, before dying, you will attack your own rat brother, rat brother, rat father, rat mother, etc., so as to achieve the effect of killing rats in a litter.
"This medicine is quite overbearing. After someone accidentally takes it, it will be useless to send it to the hospital. Unless you take your own shit. Otherwise, it will be useless to send it to the hospital!
I've told everyone about this. If no one admits it, then I won't blame me for this! When it's really dead, the police come to investigate and you have to prove me!" After that, He Yufeng looked at everyone again.
"How can there be such a magical medicine in this world!"
Xu Damao laughed and took the wrapping paper from He Yufeng's hand.
Although he doesn't know foreign languages, he has really seen chocolate because he travels around the streets and always shows movies for people.
I couldn't help laughing. Just as I was about to talk, I saw He Yufeng walking to his side and put his elbow on his shoulder. "Brother Xu, you are very knowledgeable. Have you ever seen this medicine?"
"How come I've seen it!"
Looking at He Yufeng's smiling expression, Xu Damao was so excited that he hurriedly said, "I just heard of it, but I have never seen it!"
"Mother……"
At this moment, the heart-wrenching screams of the knot came from Qin Huairu's house.
"My stomach hurts! It's going to hurt to death!"
Then, the sound became louder and louder.
"It's over, the drug has taken off!"
Almost everyone in the courtyard knew that this naughty kid, Bang Teng, was so stealing. Thinking back to what He Yufeng said just now, there was such a guess.
"He Yufeng, your thing is really rat poison!"
The old man asked with a serious expression.
"Can I lie to you about this? A man, I'm not so bad about this! I went to that house just now, and people said that his kids would not steal anything! What if that little bastard died, it would be of no responsibility to me!"
He Yufeng spread his hands.
"What's the use of this now? Go and take the child to the hospital!"
An old man glared at He Yufeng and ran to Widow Qin's yard.
"I'll say it again! This disease is useless to go to the hospital! You can only eat your own shit to fight the poison with poison!"
He Yufeng said again.
"How can I do this in the world?"
The second uncle wondered.
"Why is there no? The manure soup is called Huanglong soup, also known as Huanyang Shui. There are records in the Compendium of Materia Medica!" He Yufeng replied.
"Yes! When I listened to the storytelling, the three heroes and five righteous people, I seemed to have heard of Mr. Pang and others treating guests and getting poisoned. What about those guests rushing to drink feces soup?"
One of the third uncle's sons gave the God's assist.
"One uncle and second uncle, please help me. The kid fainted!"
At this time, Qin Huairu ran out and shouted anxiously.
"Send it to the hospital!"
An old man rushed into the room, wrapped a quilt with a stick, and ran out.
"Don't command blindly. What if it's really like He Yufeng said, and if he dies halfway?"
An old lady quickly stopped her husband.
"Then...what should I do?"
The old man also made some waxes and was quite hesitant.
"What did He Yufeng say?"
Qin Huairu asked in confusion.
"Just say he was imported rat medicine, he was so exhausted. He also said that it was useless to send him to the hospital, and he had to eat the shit he had pulled himself. I thought it was bullshit? But you see, this is a good joke!"
An old man explained in a hug of a stick.
"ah!"
Qin Huairu was stunned.
"Mom! Mom! We also stole the food. Do I have to die too?"
Xiao Huaihua and Xiaodang looked at the Bang Ge's eyes closed, their faces turned pale, and they were so scared that they cried.
Chapter completed!